If it were not the knowledge we learned in school, how would we help our children learn in school?

I was lying on the beach, and next to us was a German family. They have a little son of 3 years, and here I was lying down and listening to the stories that the father told the son.)
Title: German Stories
Wow, how interesting it is))

Diamond: Ah, guys, my heart is hearing that our country will soon regain one of its oldest names – the State of Moscow.

For her, sex is like the name Volan-de-Mort.

I am looking forward to the 1st of September most of the world - I have 1st of September maternity leave :-)

From the depths of memory

I bought myself a penny!! Dancing *
WOW : WOW! Congratulations to you! What will you do now with her?
Change to change =(

Both are clinging.
by Same?
If only with the help of a hammer, nails and some mother.
Why do you have nails?
How do you put wallpapers to the walls to hold them?
Don't use force, Luke, use mind

Watched "The Planet of the Apes Rebellion", then five films "The Planet of the Apes" downloaded) they are like Star Wars, only for monkeys))

Rules of the Russian language:
- Will it be tautology to give somebody a lie to his fellow coworker?

I sit somewhere at the railway station in Kazan.I hear Announcement on the departure of a train - "train Yaroslavl-Ad..."
After 5 seconds the aunt repaired herself, it turned out Ad-it's Adler.)
It was a very strange 5 seconds of my life.

Until the end of August - 10 summer days.
But don’t worry, the weather has fucked them for you.

We have reconciled! He gave me 20 roses!! to
djkoRy: equal to %)
Fuck... this is shit!

by JJ:

The director talks like he chews his tongue. Oret is terrible, nervous all the time, and even the park is like that. The shooting is responsible, the mood is responsible, everyone does everything from the first word, the time is limited, you need to react quickly. He suddenly says to me on the pitch:
I want sex.
Normal at all?
He is angry and repeats:
The Ex!
I think ex. Ex is the former. He wants sex with his ex. Where to get his ex and how to quickly persuade her for sex.
He is already on the nerves of horror, looking at my stinking face. And by letters:
E G G S!!! to

The eggs wanted to fall.

I walked in the yard yesterday and ate a cake. When we passed by the hop company, this dialogue came about:
Do you taste good?
Do you want to bite?
After giving the most bold goop a cake, he went on. I should have seen their faces.)

They give – take, they beat – run.
bear49: give – fuck, fuck – run!

xxx: Blin read the book she doesn't understand what it ended and the next parts are not.
Xxx: It’s so bad until the tears (((
YYY: Let me think.
This is the Bible, right?

That’s what I know about Ashley.)

Sergeant : Hi to you!
Katya: Who are you?
I am Sergey.
It was unexpected ?

The most common OS among our customers is Windows XP 7.

Breakmasher: I have a satanic elevator in my house
Breakmasher: There is a button 13 on it.
Breakmasher: I was driving to my native 17th floor. The number 13 burned in the middle of the road.)
I just had that kind of dwarf playing in my headphones.
Until I realized that the button is stuck - the brick is almost out.

From the cell phone:
xxx: And it’s smart at McDonald’s they did that wifi in the toilet doesn’t catch... =)
Do you mean fuck in the comments? and (