“Would you like to invite me somewhere?”
YYY: Okay, let’s go. Let us call tonight.
What does it mean "Let’s go well"? I have not agreed yet!

Interview with the bartenders:
How much rum is poured in Mohito?
It is 80 grams.
Fuck, I thought I was 50, so I poured 30 :D

Cotton talked about the secret.

Hm... Have you met? I thought you had platonic feelings.
We have been in the ASC for a couple of months. We met four times during that time. He wished me a peaceful night.
Knowing his passions, he could write a bot. Imagine the boys chatter "She has had a great relationship with my bot for 3 weeks"...It’s so modern.

The report of fraudulent actions came from the treasurer of one of the pumping stations of Tambov. The employee explained that the car "Priora" came to the gas station with other numbers, and men entered the store.
- After choosing the goods, they began to pay and at the same time to have a lively conversation. As a result, according to the cashier, something strange happened. She gave them back their money and their debt. The fraudsters then left. A little recovering, the woman understood what happened, and to the police, - told the UMVD of Russia in the Tambov region.

Comments: "These are not the drones you are looking for" (c)
by SunJam

XXX O God.
XXX is stopped. Oh my god, I am an atheist.
XXX: The Great Random!

4u66akk@: I am one of the furious fools who write numbers instead of some letters in words?

lazdik: Oh yeah, I always go for watermelons with a centimeter, and for strawberries with a stang circle.
Pbmaster: the longer, the better it tastes?
lazdik: No, you can take the best, people usually don’t approach the shelf with strawberries when someone chooses them there with a strawberry circuit.

Buying a nightclub in a notorious store, he asked an innocent question to a girl consultant: "What type of lamps are used here?". To which I received in response these eyes: O_O, and the phrase to which I could not say anything: "What light bulbs? It is powered by electricity!"

Coming from lunch, I saw the head of the department in his chair.
After I started shouting, “The owner gave Dobbie clothes, Dobbie is now free!” the chief of the department said he was starting to worry about the level of my moral decline.

You are pretending stupid.
I am not pretending.

There was a stone officer in our brigade. A healthy man, two meters in height.
every fist with a human head. He was a happy man, but he did not drink.
Absolutely. And here, somehow, in an obvious time, the Toli advance, the Toli more,
One stumbled at him. What do you say, Mikhailovich, are you breaking out of the collective?
And Mikhalic calmly says so" Yes, I’m okay but if I drink, you’ll have problems."

Milya asks me: "And in the event of an airplane crash, what will the pilot do? Are they being suspended or fined?
I answer: “Well, usually he dies in an airplane crash.”"
There was a stumbling.

Yesterday in honey. In the center, I had to go to the doctor first, and then if I wanted my husband to go. So one was called to clarify if I had no terrible secrets from my husband, if I did not hide horrible diseases, etc. %) Well, of course - and the child is not from him at all and the term is quite different in fact, that is why I pulled him with me :-) And the husband then said that we were heard behind the door:-D

I just came from an interview with the bank. I sent a resume for one position, and they offered me a smaller position, resonating "we need a person who will immediately come and work, because we have 5 programs in which he must understand. This is an internal banking software that exists only in our bank".
To my question, where the person on the side will find the ability to work with the software that is "only" in your bank, the girl-manager instead of answer could only hang for 20 seconds and translate the conversation to another topic:)) I cried...

With Lepra:
XHH: I’ve done a couple of times that I depicted the presence of a knife.
I just pulled into my pocket, imagining that I had it.

I painted the biceps.

About the cheap cell phone:

"I tried to break it, but it didn’t work. He threw into the asphalt, into the brick wall – nothing to him, only inserts in plastic. Broke and didn’t turn on after 5 hits of the heels on the screen.

The commentary:
What did they say in the service? The guarantee case?

Slying liters of yellow stinking jade near the lawn into the basement.

Good guys, I can say. He is reluctant to smell, so let the whole yard smell. Keep it, the ugly ones.

A friend told me yesterday. She goes into the store with her young man:
What kind of condoms do you have?
The seller (showing): Here are such, such, such...
He: And there are no others?
The Seller: No
He said, “Well, then you wash me!
The girlfriend and the saleswoman fell from laughter under the bench, and he sincerely did not understand why they were cracking.

XXX: Tell me about it. What movie can I watch?
YYY : anybody.

xxx: Bought a big and the same day began dating a girl. A year and a half passed. The big one has not broken yet.