I didn’t take 2 rubles in the bus today when calculating for the trip. Because I got a prize, I’m rich, I can afford THIS!

Stand up, stand up in the doorway like a copper statue, like a bronze crucifixion.
This is a song about our cat.

XXX Chooses a Gift for Your Boyfriend

XXX: What to give him? I asked him, he did not say.
Where can tickets go? Types of Theatre
What if he calls someone else instead of me? His Gift
You will have a free evening.

I bought cheese here in Ashan, Tillitzer, not noticing the inscriptions "Rostov region," I thought the remains of German were brought from the warehouse. I tried - such a smoothie... Like rubber and tasteless :( Here are the analogues...
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To think that there will be German cheese in Aasan is somehow very naive. Even if he’s from Tilsit. Now this city is called Sovietsk and is located in the Kaliningrad region.

Well, it wasn’t necessary to ruin the Murmansk fishing fleet by buying cheap fish in Norway. You did that. You shouted louder than everybody, give us your fish, we will buy it from the Norwegians.

To warm up, it turns out that it is our fault that they sell non-competitive goods. But nothing, now even three times frozen shit will have more chances of being bought. I offer this fish, which collapses like jelly, to send it to the Kremlin buffet and look at their reaction.

Never catch up with porn – develop your imagination.

Yyy: My imagination will never be as rich as the creators of Asian porn.

News about the cloning of dogs.

I want to clone myself.
YYY: Why the world another 1 mu4ak?
XXX: We will conquer the world!
YYY: he is already captured by mu4akami, we need to eat someone else

A good example is that for the hamon are fiercely beaten by those who have not seen him in the eyes. He really thinks,
Chamomile is a sausage, and it is made in Germany.
No one is especially concerned about Hamon. Most write that in addition to elite varieties there are a lot of ordinary. And this applies not only to cheese, but also fish, and vegetables, and fruits. And Russian analogues are often noticeably inferior. About Hamon and Brie is another media toss to make the appearance that ordinary Russians will not be hit, but hell there. Wholesalers are already raising the price of fish by more than 20%.

“We read and write poems not because it’s cute. We read and write poems because we are members of the human race and filled with passion. Medicine, law, business, technology are necessary to sustain life. But poetry, beauty, romance and love are what allow us to live.”
by Robin Williams R.I.P.

xxx: Unfortunately, the spirit of the CPSU in our country is sometimes not extinct.

YYY: It is said that in Soviet times it was called “the survivors of Tsarism.” How he was named during the tsarism is unknown.

No, I am still amused by these all kinds of politically obsessed people, because they are ready to fight forever with each other, but as soon as a man who is deeply engaged in politics appears on the horizon and who simply wants to live well, eat good food, no matter where it is produced, want to enjoy any art that he likes, and not just what the Party has allowed/forbidden, etc., so once irreconcilable enemies are ready to stand up friendly and go friendly to lynch the poor.

by VP.Fuck, what was their name?
by VP.A dumb pig in a car was riding with bargains somehow
by VP.Oh the pound!

Lenovo is the middle between lazy and dumb.

Where a fool understands, a wise man will think a hundred times.

Mat, as a tool to combat phone spammers.
The call.
This is the EBT24. Make a contribution to us.
Thanks, I don’t want to.
In a month.
This is the EBT24. Take a loan.
Thanks, it is not necessary.
In a month.
This is a bank. We now have higher rates.
and no.
In a month.
This is a bank...
- You went to %;* and B;%*%)!
No calls for six months.
As a friend from the bank told me now, if you answer polently, they will definitely call you back in a while.
If you send, it is marked: the customer is nervous, do not call.
Fuck the politeness.

The mouse lazyly climbs into the mouse, with the usual movement pulls off the springs and discovers instead of Italian cheese – Russian.
Fuck, we have arrived.

Lucrecia: Yeah, what do you and I know about revenge, Gaze?
Lucrecia: Here is my sister, yes, she knows something.
Lucrecia: She broke up with a guy, very, very badly broke up
Lucrecia: he left her and completely ignored about two months, that is, first she pretended herself that something happened to him, then suffered from suspicions, then she was finally told that he is now friends with another, in general, goat, I shield
Lucrecia: Well, she didn't have enough, she updated her closet, lost fifteen kilos and started shaving her legs.
Lucrecia: she also graduated from aviation and arranged to work in the same defense CB where he worked, because there was a postponement from the call.
Lucrecia: and here is literally that year's breakdown, finally
Lucrecia: She was promoted and she became the immediate boss of her ex
Lucrecia: Oh yes, she told me that the first thing she called him to herself and said that since he once dreamed so much about anal sex, now he will have them.
Lucrecia: whenever he will delay the workflow
Lucrecia: and you say, put the fish under the battery...

XXX: There are so many things to do, I don’t know what to do
XXX: That’s why I don’t do anything
WOW: A great plan!
And when the deadline ends, pretend to be dead.

xxx: I read the article here and it is said that some scientists there have come to the conclusion that onanism leads to loss of vision...What do you think?
YYY: I say I don’t see the logic in that!
Do you see it? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? They seem to know something.)
by Scully (

xxx: Do not underestimate the foolish united by common interests: politics, religion, or children.