Two years ago I was driving with a dog, I was driving, a dog in the rear seat. The windows are open, warm.
The light. A man with a sign "deaf, give", I pretend I can't see. He decides to attract attention and lean, trying to push his poster to me almost in the window. And here from the rear seat there is a heavy "RJV". The deafman jumps from surprise and with a matte leaps away from the car.
The green was already lit, and the three streets of our direction could not touch - everyone who saw, on the wheels from the hump was hit. Canisterapy - it sometimes happens, yes - the deaf hear, the dumb talk.

An American comes to a lawyer and asks for advice.
My neighbor owes me $500 and he doesn’t give it. Can I give him that money?
You can, but it requires written proof that you owe it. Do you have such proof?
I am afraid that not. He just took me so.
Then write him a letter and ask in that letter that he immediately return you a thousand dollars.
But he owes me only $500!
That is how he will answer. This will be a written proof.

Someday you’ll say, “No, don’t throw those bulbs away, I’ll put them in a bowl.” At that moment my childhood ended.

My classmate’s mother didn’t allow me to cut her hair. She waited until her dad stunned and asked him to cut her hair. My mom had nowhere to go :)

Nicole White: F*ck the system!

The question to the experts: why at night the cat (castrated in time, i.e. In early youth) walks around the house and takes out the ice-ridden rods of the soul? And also his toy - a rope on a rod - for a rope in his teeth (scratching a rod on the floor), not ceasing to scream? The cat is healthy, full and cheerful during the day. What is missing from him, because he can’t sleep!

The rest of the characters are slightly younger (the witch, for example, is just 30 years old) and slightly less cult. But most of them know anyone who is more or less on the internet.

I have a counter-proposal to you – name at least one Nobel Prize winner in chemistry of the 2000s. It should be easy, because their names always appear in the news and in order to remember them, it is not necessary to force the internet in search of comics.
I don’t even know half of the names from the original quotation.

From Hicks:
If you take into account the recent news that Microsoft in its time released Kosynka and Minera in order to teach users to work with the mouse, then I will not be surprised that with the release of Windows 10 Microsoft is trying to teach users to read the license agreement.

I think I’m driving calmly.
She: Hey, you guys, how "I’m fat"
He (thinkingly): No... you can still learn to drive...

Well, in every universe of comics and games such a shit. Batman always has a super-plan, Deadpool poohers on everyone along with their plans, the Witch can cut out any wickedness, Gordon quietly gives puzzles to entire civilizations, the Nouneim-guard from the skyrim would hit all of the above, if not the arrow in the knee, Jenson generally asks not to ask for zits, Vaas has not yet said what is madness, Trevor fucking on all the Vaas there, Max is generally immortal, as long as there is anesthetic, Grayson Hunt iron-foot distributes all the epic sockets, Bond asks to crack but not to confuse, Forty-Seventh, looking at him unwillingly repairs the snack, Impy is just epic, his marriots are raised, Weah is And you get a bullet! Everyone gets a bullet!and "

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Who are all these people?! to

News: "University of Berkeley has introduced a course on the ‘Game of Thrones’ program"
Dormidon: Scuco, and I was tormented by the history of the CPSU and scientific communism.
Dormidont: Fantasy too, but very boring.

My husband’s theory:
Can there be an intuitive connection between a dog and a cat? And why is everyone sure that it is only the trainer who can tell the dog to bring a stick? Can the dog go to the toilet? Why doesn’t anyone think that it’s dogs and cats that capture the brains of grandmothers, who then hold them 40 pieces in an apartment and feed them out of their pension?

What are you doing with potatoes? Chicken or sausage?
I will be a chicken with sausage!

XHH: Gave the girl to the temporary use of the notebook. A few days later, I asked how it worked. And she managed to ride a line on him in exchange for seven, set up a van. And all why? There, he says, the interface is more enjoyable. O_o said that she saw the video on the titer, burned up to sweat, and did not want to distract me from work.
WOW: That is so. You are married, either you or I.

xxx: What is the fundamental difference between the 2/2 and 3/3 chart?
xxx: About the fact that you work a day more and rest too, I am in the course)
YYY: There is a fundamental difference. Two days in a row is just relaxing, and three is already drinking))

After dinner with a new friend:
How about her cooking? :) Not getting sick?
Yes, no, it passed
In the sense, do you? The trouble has passed you, or came from where you did not expect it? 😉

The news
Minculture wants to transfer the remains of Sergei Rahmaninov from New York to the Novgorod region on the grounds that the composer’s grave in the United States is in an unsatisfactory condition.

Commentary on News:
John Dow: U.S. refused to re-enter Rahmaninov in Russia because Russia is in an unsatisfactory condition

Interesting fact: Elephants and adult elephants are tied by the same rope. Adults can break it, but do not try, because in childhood they have already tried.

The xxx:
It was two days of summer and it was over.
YYYY :
It was a demo version. You can download the full version from your tour operator.

“Listen, let’s hang in the coworking, I have an idea for a start-up, I’ve already done a rise. Smash me out!
Go to the XEP!

The main question – why? Why did he want to dispel him?
I: [VIDEO] The welder started cutting a gas balloon
...
Q: The main question is why? Why did he want to dispel him?

X: Maybe the pot wanted to do, who knows him? Welders are generally brave people who love fire, destruction and collective farms of foot materials. I have personally observed (I went away, of course) how the welder was finding out whether the pipeline was washed off gasoline by cutting that pipeline with an oxygen cutting machine. Then in the smoker, another welder told this how he cut off a piece of hose coming from a tank, purely to make a new pen to the electrode holder. The tank was with chlorine.