The most offensive thing is when you cross the road and think, "I am so beautiful and sexy, I will be given in any way" and then you are shouted, "Where do you cross the chicken's crowned legs?"

Three sisters ate the bodies under the window.

Ivanov: Why is the green green, the roses pink, the whitened white, the blacks blue, but the pigeons are not blue?? to

During the time of the dial-up, I could not dream in a dreamy dream that I would be called from the support services of different providers and offer high-speed internet, and I would all be sending a call.

Answer by mail.ru

The question:
Let me tell you the synonym, by the word, was it?

The best answer:
And why do you have a synonym, shoot right away... :)

Last night I went to a tour shop. The department of tents and bedrooms clearly lacks advertising "The program affordable housing in action!"

XHH: Remove the battery from the player and insert it into the vibrator.
Do you have a vibrator? x )
xxx: Would it be more funny if you said, Do you have a player on batteries? OO

for creators

Q: Did you forget how you filmed cowards and ran after girls in 5th grade?
WOW: Did you forget how in 2nd grade physics, you filmed a coff and sat in a lifter?

What a ### Physics in Second Class!? to

Parents care in advance that their children may go to hell. In the Christian Hell. Children are just baptized.

Nina
Guess who wants me back.
01:06:19

Dasha
The Lord?
by 01:06:39

8 year old boy born (PHOTOS)
and
What surprised me most was that he was eight years old.
go go

and dissatisfied:
My mother is the master of focusing attention on completely unnecessary details of the story. If I tell her that I came back from lunch and met a green mammoth surrounded by fascists and horseback police, my mom would be interested in what I ate.

And rightly ask - it is necessary to know what the daughter ate, once she was so touched.

How about vacation?
Fucking to fucking. My magical woman confused Iceland with Italy, can you guess where we went to sunbath?

Prokhorov proposed a 60-hour working week, Kudrin demands an increase in retirement age, the gref demands to cancel the payday in cash, welcome to life-long slavery

Anton: I sat tightly on the art...
But electricity here also needs caution.
I decided to kill Beethoven. of all.
I found a torrent collection.
The whole, the whole Beethoven.
25 did not bother me. Still a classic.
Hera probably wrote.
But why didn’t the picture of a healthy dog bother me?
PPC...
25 guides of movies about this dog ?))))
I would get bored if I was in traffic.

16 years:
I want to have a guy I know for a long time.
You know me for a long time...
and really. A good option. I need him to still love me.
... I love you.
–...
between the reactions
Go for cigarettes.

18 years old:
I want to have a man who you worked for and had a strong character. And a lot of romance I started working, changed a lot in the believing side, the character became much harder* after half a year:
You invited me to such a romantic place.
You wanted that.
How I dreamed of it. I want a man to still love me.
I love you...
Ugo thank you. I am home.

20 years :
Tell me what you feel about me? Is it so hard to confess love?
I love you.
Is it not?

You know what? Go to Nashville!

Notebook advertising in M-video on TV:
- Preponch: "...and by this, any point of the convex function can be called an extremum. Ivanov, repeat it."
- "I can’t, memory small"
How good that he did not remember this heresy!

I sit on the balcony and smoke. I see a 10-year-old boy passing by the house. Suddenly, a courtyard dog jumps out on him with a laugh (local grandmothers are fed, so the courtyard is constantly squeezing at our backyard). I begin to quickly think about what to put in the dog and I am preparing to scream at her louder. But the boy himself was not confused and cried out loudly: "Dumb is it?" The dog stopped a meter from him. And the boy continues: "Are you that, popped?And" he went on to fuck himself. The dog started to sneeze, but it didn’t stop. When he realized that he was winning, the boy said, “Go here!” and ran to the courtyard. He preferred to retreat.

The question:
Midnight: I play a game where any printed word appears in the form of an object (except for the own names).
The bakery store. The goal was to make meat, well, I thought, let me have fun, I would write a broken meat, broken. Written bad meat, a classic piece of roll appeared on the bone and (attention!) He stole money from the box and ran away!!! Blessed and hysterical.

The program said that now the juice is needed. Created Crying juice, an emo-sock appeared. The evil flesh attacked him, the juice won, the meat died.

Please tell me the name immediately!

I am I am I:

Talk to my boyfriend
Smoke, I’m not asking you, so you’re doing something all the time.
Because you are always breaking something.
It’s good that our hobbies match.)

It’s not a conversation with your boyfriend, it’s the "Alpha" series, season one.