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[ + 89 - ] Comment quote №101801
 14.08.2014
In the woods there was a right-handed tail.
He was beaten away by the Homosexual.
But the forces exhausted, the right-hand fell.
It was easy for them to get homeowner.
I quickly finished and knocked my ass.
He said, “Hello, now you’re in Europe.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №101800
 14.08.2014
The boy opened the door. On his left foot he had a white socks, on his right - black. "Jean is depressed, he has no details", his friends explained.
c) the Iranian

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №101799
 14.08.2014
Another shocking news on Lente.Ru: "Cannabis has forced scientists to change their view of material for supercondensators."
What a false cannabis, even to the scientists got.

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №101798
 14.08.2014
xxx: all the stuff from a beautiful wife - saved terabytes on winchester

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №101797
 14.08.2014
I accidentally found a site with bright colors.
Now for the second hour I can’t drive the thought away from me: to paint my dog under the dog of Baskerville.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №101796
 14.08.2014
XXX: Fuck, with these news about the fighting...
Today I dream that I am walking in the forest, and here the enemy is running against me. Toli with a rifle, Toli with a machine gun, but the main thing is that there is a stick wrapped. His bullets seem to have ended. And I have nothing at all. I look around – neither stone nor rod. The enemy is near! Well, I think I should try to turn away from the stick and take it off my legs! In general, he runs, I turn from the stick and beat him in the neck with an open palm in front of him so that he falls! Then you understood, yeah?
Sorry, I didn’t want to hit you!

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №101795
 14.08.2014
You don’t need to oppress fat people younger than you. Tolstoy will be offended and will hide the insult. Then he will go to the karate section, where he will be taught how to break bricks. He will lose weight and go to the army in the DSHB, where he will be taught to be afraid. It will happen to Dembele. And then he will meet you... You will still be like that – a cowboy, able to intimidate only preschoolers and younger schoolchildren, and he will become a cock with a height of 190 and a weight of 100 kg. Remembering the insult...
It is best to be fat and have a happy childhood.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №101794
 14.08.2014
Commentary on News:

Exhausted by the two-day waiting of the crossing to get to Crimea, the Russians dealt with a car that tried to travel by ferry outside the line on the part of Kubani. Even the parliamentary bars did not help - the crowd suddenly realized themselves as citizens who have rights. Drivers, who stood in line, turned over the parliamentary car and did not allow him to pass. What is interesting, o.o. The head of Crimea Sergey Aksenov stood on the side of the people.

Deputy Ponomarev: My car on the Kerch crossing was not turned over"
I turned it myself, realizing the people’s dissatisfaction! )))

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №101793
 14.08.2014
In connection with the recent exacerbations of the battle, a remarkable Oldevskoe came to light:
Fanatics are able to either burn fires or burn on them. Any other activity is not available.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №101792
 14.08.2014
From personal experience.
Only in the U.S. can the company collect money from several tens of thousands of people from around the world for unique inexpensive laser engravers, and then carefully read the law and find out that they cannot be exported from the country.

[ + 29 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №101791
 14.08.2014
xxx: I, as a non-smoker, only now noticed that all of our tobacco kiosks have been remodelled, providing them with a door and a corner with a window.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Buying cigarettes is now a mystery!!! But I actually noticed that those entering these kiosks for cigarettes now must look around before entering. and :)

[ + 31 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №101790
 14.08.2014
As a child, I lived in the village of my grandmother. She asked to bring the goose from the stake. During the journey from the stake one of them stopped walking, apparently injured, had to take on his hands and carry to the sarai. Until he had time to get attached to him. We come with a bunch and I with goats on my arms, my grandmother is doing something near the sarai. I stood, gave what I had on my hands with the words that he was apparently injured. The naive child’s brain was sure that we would start treating him. Grandma immediately assessed the situation, took a tail and cut off his head. Childhood injuries are damn. Life is pain

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №101789
 13.08.2014
KKK is blatant. our admin 5 years made sql backups that cannot be deployed
KKK: It’s easy to guess how it turned out.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №101788
 13.08.2014
After poisoning with sausages in Denmark 12 people died, in the meat found dangerous bacteria - listeria.
It is good that there is no meat in Russian sausages :)

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №101787
 13.08.2014
Serious uncles, directors and heads of large companies, on these your TV drivers regret that in Russia no one complies with the laws. And somehow they forget that if everyone will live according to the law, then it will not be possible to ride at the meeting even on a gelentvagen with a flash, not to mention the poor cruisers. And for bribery and tax evasion in general will be jailed.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №101786
 13.08.2014
Did you just go fucking? :)

Maxime: What did you get?

Paul: - You sat with the comp, then 5-10 minutes from the phone. Go back to the comp.)

Achahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah Sherlock is fucking! ))

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №101785
 13.08.2014
A very simple rule that dramatically increases the level of adequacy in any battle...that is, I’m sorry, in any discussion: Everything we say about others, we apply to ourselves. Everything we say about ourselves applies to others.

Let us look at a few examples:
Any managers, harmful animals, may be better for them to rest." => "my friend Vasya, with whom I drink beer every Friday in company, an unnecessary animal. Per to kill him so that he does not harm my country?
"Yes, I agree that if my child has an allergy or a disease that requires a strict diet, I will have no place to buy the necessary products for him"
"Why would we not send troops to the southeast of Ukraine?" => "Yes, I agree that my son will be taken to war tomorrow, where he may be killed".
"Peasants are dumb nonsense, who themselves climb under the cars" => "If my elderly, unrestrained mother is knocked down by a driver who has not calculated the braking path - she is a dumb nonsense, for example. I had to look at the sides and not climb under the wheels.

If the second wording pleases you as well as the first, write boldly.
In other words, you know, a lot of divorced patriots who argue about the "warrior granddaughter", having previously tainted their own children from the army.

[ + 33 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №101784
 13.08.2014
The U.S. has stalled our financial system, technology and science have been overthrown, and now we are lagging behind every day. What did we answer to them? Is this all we can do – to ban farmers from selling us potatoes?
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It’s just to hide citizens, so how much have young people brainwashed with propaganda? We find that Europe is to blame for its pandos in economic, technological and scientific problems. It is not the people, it is not the Soviet leaders who have passed from production to the sale of oil, it is not the bandits with the men who dispersed the factories and Soviet houses in the 90s, it is not the pseudo-academics who win grants for scooters, it is all Europe and the Pendoza, though when this began the EU did not even exist, but it is the little things, they are still to blame.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №101783
 13.08.2014
Scientists note that the thieves climb a tree with a frequency of up to 25 hertz, and the speed of its head movements reaches up to 7 meters per second (on the organs located in the head acceleration of about 1200 gallons), without suffering from cranial-brain injuries. The fact is that the body of the bird absorbs most (99.7 percent) of the impact energy in the form of tension energy. Thanks to this, the brain gets a minimum of impact energy (0.3 percent) - and it dissipates in the form of heat (which causes the temperature of the brain to rise sharply). It is for this reason that the bird is forced to regularly take breaks in its “work.”"
Comment: "If the deck is twisted by the cooler, its productivity will increase."

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №101782
 13.08.2014
here here.
What do you know about logic?
My girlfriend did not go to work because the water was turned off in the morning and she could not wash her head. But she can’t go dirty.

******* What is "Logic" - does not know Afar :)

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