from rbk: "General Prosecutor’s Office found corruption in the department of V. Mutko"

and left it to herself.

Leo.me: The world has crumbled and split into two unequal parts: those who have a constant TV at home, and those who have not been exposed to radiation.

XXX: The advertisement is out.
xxx: 'what do you need your nork coat?'
XXX: I was also interested.

I am the Russian Post. I don’t want to deliver anything, I want lunch and a break.

I need to write to her, we only met yesterday.
See also: Write
I never thought that girls with such looks could be attractive to me.
WOW: And the nickname buy, the thing is multifunctional, can not be used for the purpose, especially in the mountains.
Xhhh: I have a cell phone named, purchased with anger after divorce ))
Nifga yourself, you better not get under a hot hand.

News: Mars rover Curiosity shot a nearby stone with a laser.

Lord Phoenix: A psychic...

I’m angry, why don’t you ever clean up when you’re doing something?
He: because wisdom says, “Have done the work – walk boldly” and not “Have done, take away and put it in place.”

Why are they just sitting and looking somewhere?
These are Japanese macaques. They meditate...

The ideal women are chess players: they can be silent for hours, watch the figures well and know a lot of interesting positions. Ashot Nadanyan

xxx is. I came up with a way to meet girls crossing the road to the red light.
xxx is. Give them my carpenter’s card.

Always wildly delighted advertising of weight loss pills in journals with recipes.

Donatas
Deployed in the train his wifi, called it uz-wifi - minutes later10 the car went shroud and people pulled to the conductor for a password, which clearly annoys him))))

Japan is hot! The train is 10 seconds late.
Russia is warm! The train arrived on time.
Kyrgyzstan is hot! The train has arrived!
Winter to warm up! The train!

When I was shopping in the store, I noticed that the seller broke the bag and forgot about the sausage in it. Well, I, the fool, made her a comment, paid for everything, I go thinking, how silly it is to be kind, at work, still on the neck, I think, give me a sign how to fix everything... And literally in two meters I find a combat ammunition, one, I thought ))

and hold:

I went here to wash the cat’s bowl. This is such a healthy pot with silica gel. We change the pads approximately once a month. At the same time, we are lazy to mix the crystals, because the bottom accumulates hell concentrate - a saturated silicagel, similar to wet sand. Under the dry upper layer almost does not smell, until the critical moment, the same month. I don’t decide to shake that shit at home, once I got enough. Therefore, I take it out on the street, rub everything into the garbage container, and the pot itself with the remnants of the infused gel immediately, on the street, washed abundantly with water from the canister. Slying liters of yellow stinking thistle near the lace into the basement.

Would you see the rod and the eyes of the basement cat when he returned from a planned walk around the house and found this note, smelling through the smell of a whole legion of cats, in good five liters of volume and in a square meter of coherence... In his astonishingly frightened eyes it was read... WHAT? What is? So why did he come here???? to

Anna Ch: I am hungry. Going for lunch.

AlexCoul: What happened? Do you eat lunch at the office?

Anna Ch: Today is Yulkin's turn to bring the hake. She went to the kitchen in the morning and said, “Hello! And I’ve got a cat dead” and in the meantime gets out of the package a cup of fried peppers...What do you think, the hunt to eat them after such a trolling?

AlexCoul: I’m going down now))

Two weeks ago I left half a liter of cocaine on the doorstep. The heat, the sun. The average temperature was 31-32 degrees.
The result is a transparent liquid with a smell similar to the smell of "Domestos".
Also, a glass of cola was left inside the house in the cold. He stood for two weeks too. The car was covered with mold.
Funny...

Bad lemons fall into lemon hell after death.
Good at Tequila and Martini!! to

No, fail in personal life is not the very hanging of the shelf... it is when your dog steals your vibrator and runs with it in the teeth from you through the apartment where you live alone with your dog and the vibrator (c)

Director: We will make a new IT outsourcing firm, offer a name
Accountant: Play the word ATI, ATI Service or Go Master
Tagged: go here, go here
Go here like nothing.
Oh Oh, and they will call us Aititus.