Medical insurance causes fear for our health.

We arrived in a car to Washington, ordered a hotel in the city center. A classic black guy.
We ask, “How much does the parking cost for one night?”
“Five hundred dollars, sir.” He responds educated.
“What a lot!”
“Washington is the capital of the United States!” I proudly proclaimed the gate.
I was surprised, “What, seriously?”
“Yes man. Washington is the capital of the United States, Maine! Confirmed by the guy.
“I have to, and I did not suspect it! Is there a cheaper parking place here?
“This is the center of the U.S. capital, Men! But there is a parking lot for 15 backs on the neighboring street.
We thanked him and left five cups. Parking was exactly the same.

As if in the neighboring class, the children decided to strike together on the rope that brought everyone, and we are waiting for our after the ninth class to leave.

I used to wear bright orange glasses for a while. My wife said they are going. How much unnecessary attention was and often from men. But it was worth not to remove the electronic ears of Neko mimi, returning from the Japanese festival it generally extinguishes the light. The girls looked but evaluated. The men wrecked their gaze, as if he was like that. Don’t you pay for the time? And I looked as long as the S400 on the F16.

Yyy: What’s wrong with the orange glasses? Why attention from men? Can the attention of men be attracted by the orange color?

Damn with them, with ears, but the color of glasses.

Zzz: Except for the glasses, he did not wear anything else.

xxx: I offered swings to my friends for a long time, but they refused, saying, “You don’t have a wife, you just want to fuck our wives, and maybe we too.”

YYY: So where did they go wrong?

ZZZ: In the point about wives.

The more the president thinks of the people, the less the people think of the president.

He worked as a waitress. One regular guest was very pleasant. For example, he could have eaten almost the whole steak and when there is a small piece left, to say to make the roast bigger - not to roast. His beer was poured exclusively into a 0.33-volume female glass. He was a friend of the director, all his wishes were fulfilled.
He sits with the director and eats. The waitress was not patient. They brought him cucumbers cleansed from the skin. and he:
Why are they cleaned? The most important vitamins!
A waitress with a serious face.
The skin still remains. Do you bring it separately?
The director cried, the guest was silent.

And you can imagine if BelAZ starts burning tires...

We go with a friend and look at a cat sitting on a tree. So bright, black with white. He sits and sits.

A hundred meters from home. At the entrance, an announcement - a lost cat that found a reward. A picture of the cat on the tree.

We walk back, I climb a tree, the cat from me up. I shake the branch, the cat screams. Finally, I shake, he falls to the ground, a friend catches him on the ground - a pack is well covered. We go to the entrance and call the phone number. The cat in the package rattles, trying to rub the package.

There are two ladies, one of the ages and a young, mother and daughter to see. They look at this cat, then (with a breath):

This is not our cat. We have received it five times.

Fuck... Let the cat go, it shakes and goes unhappy to the same tree.

One day at the beginning of the zero gathered in the universe in the morning. Before leaving, I check the mailbox. The boxes were hanging in two rows, one above the other. The gaps for newspapers were above and quite wide.

I opened the door, looked and closed. I pulled the key and or sharply shrugged, but it stuck, the whole ligament slipped out of the hand. If he fell on the floor and her with her, he would raise up. I decided to catch her! And showing the miracles of the reaction, I crawl my hand over the bandage, send it to the wall, and from there with the ricochet - to the lower mailbox. Any other day she would get stuck. The stars were especially bright. She slipped perfectly.

There is no time at eight in the morning. Bring to the apartment from the number on the box. He opened the embal in his workouts with a cup of coffee in his hand. He listened, went down and opened the box. And just delivering the keys from the box, apparently, to the end believed in my story, because. began to roast.

I go on the street, the weather is good, the mood is great, and go to meet the company of schoolchildren (14-15 years old)

Uncle, can you help me?

I did not immediately understand what I was.

Uncle, we need help! A question of life and death!

I turned around, what happened?

You can buy electronic cigarettes.

I am not, guys. I don’t buy cigarettes for my kids.

I turn and hear such a dialogue.

The old fool. How do these starters dance?

I’m only 26... I’m still small, I love ice cream and my mom is scorned if I eat all kind of shit... And here I’m already a “old m#dack”.

PCI is hurt.

If the villain is not sitting, it means that a honest person is sitting in his place.

And our cat on the wave Black Lives Matter has filled up its vocabulary, although we do not live in America.
Cat two - one white, fatty and absolutely inert, so that access to it is not denied anywhere, it will still lie in a carcass wherever it is placed. The second is black like resin, very lively and playful, sometimes too much. So it happens when we want to quietly watch a movie in the evening, we drive a black man out of the door, if he goes too far, i.e., he starts running on the ceiling, drilling holes in the couch, etc. It happens that he still crashes back, as he knows how to open the door himself perfectly, but it happens that he leaves offended, and then demonstrately does not return.
At some point, at this most mentioned wave, I had a habit: if I had to remove a cat from the room, I would take a dead body and, saying, “Marsic, we have racism,” I would take it out of the door.
And here, one day, the black falls and begins to crumble. Well, I think it’s time to get up, to endure. I get up from the chair with the words, “Marsic, we have racism.” And then this miracle turns to me, looks full of contempt and proudly leaves the room alone! Then they re-checked several times - hearing the word "racism", the cat himself leaves the room. So now we also have a victim of racism who is fully aware of this fact.

Democracy is when the literate and responsible powerlessly observe how the ignorant and the ignorant choose the ignorant and the ignorant as their leader.

I studied in 11th grade.

"I run away" I once out of school to smoke, I approach the garages and see the following:

A bearded man in unclean clothes tries to drag the boy into the van.

He cries, cries, and almost cries.

Then I immediately understood everything. The trouble!

I run and start pushing the man away from the child, looking at the sides, looking for someone to call for help.

Thankfully, the man explained everything quickly and I didn’t have time to bring the spark.

He was working on repairing the apartments. What he was wearing, he went after his son.

And the little girl didn’t want to go just because his father was going to take him to the barber.

The child confirmed this version, laughed and separated.

It was a bit embarrassing, but better so :)

As a child, at about 5 years old, I went home to Moscow with my aunt from Nizhny Novgorod, where I visited all summer. We were on the night train, and in the evening, before going to bed, the conductor offered tea.

The question is, “With a coin?” My aunt sneezed positively, and five minutes later the conductor returned with two glasses and a plate.

It must be noted that for some reason, I still did not know what "meat" is... And on the plate were crops of zephyr (marshmallow), which I also never saw or tried, because it was the middle of the 90s and we lived very modestly...

The overseas delight came to my taste and the child’s brain decided that it was a “meat”.

Everything would be fine, but when I asked my parents to buy me mint for tea in the store, they first looked at me strangely, and then brought some dried honey.

A friend needed to refresh the closet, he called me with a girl for the company to the store to evaluate from the side of potential updates. He picked up his clothes and went to the sample. Periodically it comes out, we assess. He comes back and repairs his shirt.

The girl: “This is great, somewhat tightly sitting.”

My friend said, “Emma. This is mine, I came in.”

When I went to kindergarten at 4 years old, we had a new teacher. At home in the evening, parents, as usual, ask what they were doing, what new I.T. learned.

(I) - So and so - I say, here is a new teacher!

(Mommy) It is great! The Young?

(I) - Yes, no, not anymore young, (thinking pause) like you about.

Mom, by the way, was 24 years old at that time. He still remembers)

A few years ago I was operated on the intestine, which resulted in removing its part and re-connecting the remaining meters. I was forbidden to eat any food for two weeks, and to restore function told to drink vaseline oil, several tablespoons a day. Who does not know, vaseline oil is the result of the purification of petroleum products. I can’t express his taste, because the brain prefers to block this information. The only thing I remember was the insurmountable desire to throw everything back in the same second, but with an empty stomach refused to react to such little things. After a couple of days it was like a focus from a strange circus, when you (pressing your nose) drink a spoonful of that shit and in a minute maximum, this oil is already knocking on the other door. You could drink it while sitting on the toilet. I felt like a car. Not in the sense that from the pumping of muscles you feel invincible, but in the sense of affinity with the old giants, whom the owner changes the oil several times a day.



On the sixth day I decided to "bund, bl&d" and told the nurse that I will not drink this gum and you can write me out for violating the hospital regime, because it is better to die unsweetened than having passed all the TO for 150,000 km running at once. The answer was brilliant and only the danger of accidental GSM leakage from the “technological” hole saved me from an emotional explosion:

Then drink olive oil, but it is expensive.

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Now I have learned to ask for alternative options if I am not sure of the adequacy of the proposed solutions. Do not get sick.

I prepared for my birthday. It was 10 years. I spend the whole day waiting for a surprise. He is not and is not. I can’t wait, it’s time for dinner, it’s time for dinner.

“Have you forgotten to congratulate you?” ! to ? to ! to

How you are not ashamed! ? to ! to ? to (How did you... How did I... All of you... ©) This day was ruined. And crying. There are two days until my birthday. confused...