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[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №34742
 19.08.2010
The xxx:
Are you running like an idiot?
YYYY :
You would not roar:
The Supply Chief and the Financing Director discuss a large equipment order. Everything would be nothing if the supplier did not portray Barash, and the "finish" - Losiach of Smesharikov. This is blushing:
- I agreed with the supplier, they give us 4 million in exchange for the rental of equipment.
And after him:
It is phenomenal! My inventive friend...
The xxx:
O_O by Hui
YYYY :
And so half an hour. At first it was nothing, but when he jumped to them (as in school) the general jumped and looked at the drafts of the contract and issued:
Well the yogurt!

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №34741
 19.08.2010
Misha, it is not good to be greedy!
Who is not well? I like

[ + 68 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №34740
 19.08.2010
Only in Russia, colored cranes on cranes can be two colors - blue and green. A cold and... another.
Styles

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №34739
 19.08.2010
01:08 SATANA666: I will take a cat in good hands!! to

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №34738
 19.08.2010
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh How are you? Congratulations, I moved to a new town.! to
WOW: Hi to you! I really hope you meant the "city", not the "garage", you’re mine.

[ + 62 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №34737
 19.08.2010
In 9th grade, in biology, classmates whisper:
Jake, you do not remember. how this muscle is called that the hip moves and moves
Yes, it is a biceps!
D: You that, the biceps are here, on your hand!
All right, especially when the female shoulder is

[ + 57 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №34736
 19.08.2010
<Perpetum_Mobile> I will buy for a symbolic fee or receive a gift, dead or not writing a CD or better a DVD drive! In the future, for the purposes of a scientific experiment, he will be destroyed, and his soul will be moved into the body of a deadly weapon.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №34735
 19.08.2010
xxx:I noticed that when I drank an egg, I was asked to roast screaming and how to drink eggs at the performance too?
YYY: No to push

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №34734
 19.08.2010
XX: I'm all angry (I want to send them off, and I have to keep a calm and polite correspondence

and XXX:
that is. Type of :
-"Can you do so that your Outlook and your Exch order beer for me when my neighbor receives a letter, well, or just show fun breasts on the screen?"
-"no, all this functionality this program does not support, it is still a mail client, not the old Hottabich"
-"Well, fuck your Microsoft, how will we live that now, right? It is also impossible to work"

XX: this is about the key of communication.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №34733
 19.08.2010
She
I want to sleep wild
He is
With whom?
She
with a pillow
He is
Or with a pillow?
She
Maybe I don’t know how to put the pillow on the floor.)
He is
Do you dream nothing in your head?


[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №34732
 19.08.2010
In Russia, you can live either well or according to the law.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №34731
 19.08.2010
Marionets

In the army, in the classroom, I had a friend of Dima Semenov from Ordzhonikidze (suddenly he will read and find me in the innet). He was a radio amateur on all hands, and the soldiers, they are for any shuher, even for a hunger strike, only to break for the diversity of the order of the day.
In the afternoon, we received a team:
Take a look at the “Time” program!! to
Everyone ran with taburets and built a rectangle. It was necessary instead of smoking and sewing to sit for an hour, with a flat back and listen to the closure of the colossal... etc.
Dima carried out the plan, drawn the diagrams, I twisted him the radio details that got under his hand (although we have air defense troops), and finally he assembled a grand mega-appliance that fit into the light bulb box. Everything is very simple, just two controllers: one for adjusting the frequency, the other for signal strength. It was a TV interference generator.
There are two sergeants in our company. One is “smart” and the other is “strong”. We look at the “Time” program, suddenly interference, more, more. The "strong" suits the fist on the calf, the result is zero, but only he turns his back to him, the calf shows, slightly shallowed, again rip and rip in dynamics. He had to stand with his back to the calf, any attempt to move disturbed the calf. He stood under the loud laughter.
Dima and I called it Exhibit a Marionette. Then they took the “smart.”
The TV began to hang, the "strong" had the task of standing behind, but it didn't help. He was “smart.” He began to make magical passes around the calf and stirred when the image appeared (usually with his hands raised up). Sometimes Dima and I decided in advance what theater the puppies would show us today, and felt the rulers of the world.
When the sergeants were bored with it, they turned off the box, but if suddenly the attendant came in part, he pressed them for the failure of the routine of the day, especially with him, the telecast worked like a clock and not channels. The puppies had to stand in strange poses, and no matter how they tried to put a soldier in their place, the TV did not show, even if the salabona was dressed as a sergeant. Finally, they decided to break their tormentor. When they brought us a new, colourful one, they all said, “Oh, you are!! to
We and Dima just burned up. The soul of the old man has entered the new telecast.
It seemed like nonsense, and the whole company was waiting for the evening show all day long.
The wisdom of the army is right: Where the soldier does not kiss, the ass is everywhere.

[ + 36 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №34730
 19.08.2010
Celebration of the 66th Anniversary of the Great Victory over the Fascists
Germany will have thousands of police officers.

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №34729
 19.08.2010
Book store and office goods. A new girl seller checks the notebook.
Again the cats. Cats everywhere. They are disgusting. I hate. They lick themselves, sleep half a day. The disgusting animals. Why only people hold them?
The client looks like a computer:
Is your name not Sharapova?
and no. and borrowing.

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №34728
 19.08.2010
- Lash, what is better - with loose hair or with a tail?
As it was five minutes ago.
With a tail?
I don’t remember, but it was great.

O_O

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №34727
 19.08.2010
Hi, how was it yesterday?
Snow: Faker was drunk.
Or a faker?
It doesn’t matter, the result is one.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №34726
 19.08.2010
xxx: I lost 7 kg in 1.5 months, how much do you think I will weigh in the new year? ))) All the bets are in place.)

YYY: In the new year you will be weighing 15 pounds more because you will eat for the new year. I know you.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №34725
 19.08.2010
By the call of the female excavator, I realized that there would be no water today.

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №34724
 19.08.2010
The xxx:
Can you advise where to walk in Moscow at night?

WOW :
With what outcome?
WOW :
Light body, heavy or lethal?

[ + 58 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №34723
 19.08.2010
We have been together for the last month.
For three days I ask him to buy potatoes and a large pack of laundry powder – because it’s heavy and I’m not going to bear it myself. Eventually I persuaded. Go to. Returns in half an hour.
- Pizdec, - puts the bags on the floor in the corridor, - neighbors in the wharf. Three people stopped asking me what happened and when I got married.

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