Dirt - to Urden
My Osetia friend.
Rambo
Fuck, my server doesn’t work. The server is dead. What a dying! The fucking! I have nothing to do...
Dirt - to Urden
Well, maybe the server bombed or the shell faust cartridge flew?
Rambo
Did you fuck? Do we have war?
Dirt - to Urden
Turn on the TV
(After 15 minutes)
Rambo
Do you find a place in the apartment for one person?

Title of the Rambler news column:
"Lada got into the world’s ranking of ugliest cars"
...Finally our Autoprom got worldwide recognition!!! to

Fekix123: I checked what was on the disk. He wrapped up some anime, spotted and stopped at the phrase “I, Weldhimin, a defender of goodness and justice from the rabbit squad!” could not look further.

Saakashvili: Russia attacked Georgia, it is an attack on America
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I think this is the best quote of the year.

beckh): News on mail.ru: "Police accidentally disrupted the assassination of Bush".
My first thought was: "This is the shit!!".. a trip, not just to me))

XXX: What about the number?
Yes, a little depressed...
XXX Why?
Yyy: From the monotony and boredom of being...
Are all foods the same in taste???? to
Yyy: Fuck )))) I can say so

Membrana: Far away in Africa, deep inside the Democratic Republic of the Congo is hidden a real paradise - the lost world of plain gorillas. It was discovered by nature defenders, and now the world population of these animals could double. I am directly curious: they will join the herd or just improve the population of gorillas naturally o_O

Welcome to you, Constantine.
Cosmostar: Have you smoked? Hole of affairs?
I decided from this day on to speak exclusively according to all the rules of the Russian language.
Q: What fucking gets you from me?

The Chupa:

A lawyer raped an 18-year-old world champion in judo!

Fuck... How is it??? How to rape a world champion in judo?? to

XXX is
I am inspired by poems! The case of a friend in the shelter of the universe... there in the summer there are few people, the friend of the virus in the night writes, and here is what kind of carcass from the neighboring floor on the grid with a friend's comp carries porn

XXX is
The girl Tanya grabbed porn.
A video where the Negro fuck the old lady.
There were two other girls in the room.
Everyone was excited by the harsh porn.
In the middle of the night there were little girls.
Taking the vibrator in gentle hands,
They walked long in the corridor.
Empty in the shelter in the summer...
Suddenly, there were sounds at the door.
There were three ugly dogs.
In the room a guy named Dima
The virus wrote under his pseudonym.
They broke the door, "all lie down!"
The two men were connected in two minutes.
Fuck a long time, but fortunately the guard,
I came to help my friends in the fucking house.
He has planted! And now it is smoke.
The guard and Sasha sit down and drink beer.
They are fairly punished.
I did not expect revenge!
The men only drank beer.
Women’s bodies are hidden.
On the phone, like a requiem, a song.
Then came the screams of revenge.
Garbage is a good thing.
This is your morality – don’t watch porn.

If the order in the home is a sign of a non-working computer, then the order in the computer is a sign of a non-working Internet.
The runa.

Ppc, immediately on the NTV showed the detention of men who grew hemp in the country. They meant that they were ransacked, knotted and brought to the department as a thing. I have never seen such happy faces of police officers!!))

Oh shit, it is funny! =) is
I work in the office and call other customers on the list.
At the turn of the company “Boss”. I don't notice the names on the machine and type their number.by :
Hi boss, how can we help you?
O_O
(I was not confused) - Reports for June on my table
You are not the boss, you are our boss.
...... I’m lying under the table ? ?

Then I went to Odin (in vacation).
RiOLit (17:24:52 5/08/2008)
The troubles are such:
Lotus, his mother
2nd 1C is out in the accounting office, has already gone...
Lotus Zama does not accept mail (it was)
The printer in the 7th заебал (as the whole and the 7th)
5 is and ZAM. Just because she exists.
KonstaX (17:29:10 5/08/2008)
1st Lotus’s Mother must be contacted with the Central Bank... As the Bank said, the Cisks are overloading them altogether!
2nd 1C is out. The reason is not connected to Unicus - put an adapter
Three With Lotus Zama ZZ - it is k in the ZO
4 is What does the printer do at 7? He needs papers almost full pot.
5 is Kill with a spade.
RiOLit (17:34:36 5/08/2008)
I will not have time today.
2 has put. No matter.
Three The low does not.
4 the paper.
I can put the cysts.

I work in technical support. The night shift. Talk after another call.

Naka (02:20:39 6/08/2008)
A girl called me and told me that they had people stuck in the elevator.

goga (02:21:12 6/08/2008)
Did you advise her to install new drivers?

I live in Kazan, I work as a master in the construction.Today, the Bears came to us in the city.Well there is a cloud of menta everywhere, a type of security and all that.The major suits me and asks.The type you are a master,I say that yes.Fortunately, the cortex will pass here, drop the crane from the tower.And then the sniper will take it off.Well, I take the right and go there.Well, drop off, the sniper will fire on you!Eternally a buoyant and robust contured wheel,per, never so fast down the stairs!

My parents had a porcelain wedding yesterday (20 years). Having learned that they were somehow not going to do it, ran, bought porcelain as a gift, bought a snack, tasty, washed, cleaned and wiped everything at home, prepared something... all night my father with a cocktailed whip in a hug with the dog jumped from me all over the rooms, and my mom didn’t want to go home, claiming that it was better to die than to remember all the years spent together...
Sniff, let me go, right? I have no strength to live in this shady family.

Kalashnikoff_89: I watch Will Smith develop a mania of greatness...First he was the Bad Guy, then the Man in Black...
The Robot
The Legend
I am God (Henok)
I wonder what could be more cool?
Ferrokat: I think there will be another movie...I think the last one...
Kalashnikoff_89: What is it? 0 - O
I am the Russian oligarch.

Have you also noticed that Mail Ru, with the help of its rubriced news headlines, is changing clothes on the tower?

Trapped today in the elevator, pressed the call button (D):
They were worried, but we were stuck, could they not help us?
Q: Did you press the "stop" button?
- Yes
D: - Remember, never, never press the "Stop" button