He doesn’t know what strange sounds he makes.
Wow what?
Mykonos, Mykonos is like that.
Do you really have a cat? :D

The correspondence of a guy and girl who have been trying to be just friends for a year.

XXX: What is going on in the cinema now?
YYY: One day... but I won’t go on it...
XHH: Why is it?
There is another story about the friendship between a guy and a girl, which as always ends the same way.
We went to a movie with Justin Timberlake then...he’s still going.
Sex for friendship? Are you joking?! to

ZeWine: I saw the most tense man in the world today.
ZeWine: An uncle in white pants and a white shirt in a shaking bus ate a shrimp... a wooden stick...
ZeWine: I haven’t seen such a focus before.
ZeWine: Only because of this he did not notice the stolen friend, who brutally frightened him with his voice "Semen!!! How many years, how many winters!and "
The Shirt (

Night.Silence.Stars.The noise of the wind.And the roar from the wheelchair of the DPS car - you are, you are, you are, you are, you are, you are, you are signaling in the hot area!!! to

X: What fucking do you tell me? At least look at the map! Where is Russia and where is the United States!!! It is on the other end of the globe!! What fucking way can they limit?! to

Yyy: If looking at the map doesn’t tell you anything, try to find the globe and look at it. You will be surprised, yes.

I saw Hacha in a T-shirt with the inscription “If You Want Me, Smile!” and started roasting. As a horse.

The price of the acoustic cable is 220 thousand rubles per meter.

I recommend to everyone! After installing this cable, I immediately felt an improvement in the characteristics of both my own sound system and the neighbor’s boombox that had been getting me for a long time. In addition, my spikes dissolved, my wife was finally able to get pregnant, my aunt is silent for the second day, and in the radius of 200-300 meters (according to my estimates) the political situation in the country has improved. Dear manufacturers, please increase the price, want even more impressive results!

In response to mail.ru:
Question: Everyone says that you need a rope and soap to hang yourself. Well, the rope is understandable, but soap why?? to
Answer: What are the questions - is it so difficult to experiment on yourself and find out?
Answer 2: Keep your neck clean.

HHH
Summary has arrived
HHH
Georgieva Diana Theophilovna
YYYY
It’s in the Russian language ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

I went somehow to work with relatives (I was asked to check the computer in the accounting office) and I see a strange picture - a aunt (a new cashier, as it turned out) is sitting behind the compost with a cloth on the face in the quality of a bandage (a cowboy when robbing a diligence) and another cloth hangs in front of the chest and to the thighs. The accountant is delicate in the side. The picture is incomprehensible, generally. The computer set up and, after a moment, asked the buch - what is this? It turned out that the cashier (a apparently brilliant woman) was thus protected from computer radiation!!! Silent hysteria and curtains.

[11:16:49] <Baka Baka> we decided yesterday to buy a shorter watera in the night
[11:16:52] <Baka Baka> after 2 martyrs
[11:16:55] <Baka Baka> )
[11:16:57] <Baka Baka> well so here
[11:16:59] <Neoretix> yellow
[11:17:03] <Baka Baka> no one had a passport
[11:17:07] <Baka Baka> and we decided
[11:17:11] <Baka Baka> and somehow at the same time
[11:17:48] <Baka Baka> That I Take a Book of Chess in My Hands to Look Intelligent
[11:17:51] <Baka Baka> And I Was Sold
[11:17:55] <Baka Baka> the asshole is crazy._.

Answer by mail.ru

Beyond which girl will you not go?
Wauauu: the watchdog will force the passport to show

A man called me today. He said he had problems with the Liebherr refrigerator. The light bulb does not turn off when the refrigerator is closed. I have a question: How did he know that the light bulb does not turn off if the refrigerator is closed?

After watching horror films, I realized one important thing. Girls with dirty white sweaters are the most vivid creatures on the planet!

The year 2625 Google Corporation has officially confirmed that it has acquired everything possible

Back to the topic of dreams. Today I dreamed that at school we were asked to put a theatrical mini-scene on some YouTube video. I decided to portray Mr. Freeman. I dressed myself in a Solomonic Shirt, rewrote the text of some series and worked out the intonation, gestures, mimics all night long, but nothing went out. I think I will get a double again. In the morning, I decided not to go to school. I turned it off with the thought that I would tell my mom that before the classroom she explained herself, said that I was sick. I slept so normal. And then I realized that the school was finished in 2007! Late to work. The fucking.

Kalamchik (14:05:46 15/10/2010)
I told you that I had Galka, a neighbor’s dacha, pregnant? 41 of them!!! I could also give birth.

Michell (14:06:46 15/10/2010)
The Dick... I am burning!!!!! to

Kalamchik (14:07:31 15/10/2010)
How to Perceive? What is "you’ve done" or "let’s help"?

X: Can I call you?
Tagged: Maybi
XXX: Okay Ay Will Tray Sam Leather
yyy:ok bat dont col mi erli morning atto pussy ladies

On August 16, one of the online shops near the Shine Market was robbed in Saratov. Three unknown people stole from the unprotected hall a pack of coffee and 2 packs of tea, the total amount of damage - 450 rubles.

After this the robbers escaped from the scene with the car "BMW X5". The car was found, its owner was a 88-year-old retired woman, the law enforcement agencies.

Investigations are underway and the thieves have not been found.

We have a chat in Skype, I am there.
In general, one guy writes, and at the end "woo"
I am a ninja (man)
I look after a couple of minutes, he "woo" again, I do not do it again
Then he comes to me, says
"see the chip, you write "woo", and there a man appears, try"
I’m writing at it "woo" I don’t see anything.
He goes to understand.
I hear someone telling me
I look at the chat, there appears the following "woo"
and he says to the second type - "Look, there is a shade of humans"
I am writing to you ""