Fuck, I am 20 years old, almost a certified specialist, I am studying for a red diploma, I am working as a system administrator, I write programs, I am quite trained, but Fuck the damned chupa chopsy did not learn to unfold without a 10-minute jewel.
He: Listen, let’s open a billion-bar
She says: let me :)
He: With me the balls.
She: What about me, ki?
He: No, Kim is from me too.
You are a moon.
xxx: Shake up, he has a father - mint, rottweiler and beige Tavria
Is he a transformator?
I see this scene at the church appliances department:
A man asks to sell him a handcuff, and the seller (a devout woman in a blanket) answers that it is over, saying, they should be taken soon. On the question of a man "When exactly?", the seller pronounces "Where do I know? He is delivered from there, and with the word “from here” he raises his eyes to the ceiling and shakes with his raised hands. Man * slightly offhegev* "What, really from there?"...
As it turned out later, the seller meant Moscow.
Shadow: Those who complain that after spilling coffee they have a keyboard "lips", apparently never poured condensed milk on it... =(
If a girl shaves her legs in the summer, it’s adequate. If a girl brushes her legs in winter, she is in love.
If a girl does not shave her legs in winter or summer, she is married.
BOGMIX: Verified
megasem (08:49:23 18/08/2010)
Today the internet is flying"
Megasem (08:49:45 18/08/2010)
I forgot to start torrents ?
$@$H (08:50:00 18/08/2010)
) ) )
Katya: Oh what happened?
[15:50:15] Victoria: this is exactly!!!!!!!!!!!! Nothing is!!! Nothing is happening!!!! to
[15:51:14] Katya: forest fires, inflation, mortgage, apocalypse in 2012... listen, it’s hard to please))
I smoked an electronic cigarette today.
A beer without alcohol?
And my grandmother fucking.
The AVP Man
Zucchini: under the audiences
Parents in the garden grow tomatoes, love to buy seedlings of all new varieties. This year we are growing: "Vowa Putin", "Miracle of the Earth", "Krab", "Shoop of Monomakh". Selectors who do this specifically?
(03:45:30) (Mugen): In a past life I was a chair
(03:45:45) (Bender): is it comfortable?
(03:45:57) (Mugen): fluid
The vendors of quas, ice cream and air conditioners for the money they earned went to Hawaii to rest. There is cold
A computer repair firm says:
Cap, 18:05> today a aunt calls and asks "and where the home phones keys do"
I don’t know "I don’t know"
She "strange, I thought computer scientists all know"
To activate it, you need to completely disconnect the Internet.(And then according to the instructions).
She turned off. What next?
and O_O
XHHH: my articles have been accepted, can already be placed in the portfolio
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh "Payment of money". Puzzled
yyy : ) )
Q: Do you want to get a puzzle on my portfolio?
XX: You would see my groupmate: I came to the matanalysis exam in Mayka "2x2=6 - and niibet!" XD
celt: If after watching the news on the First Channel suddenly turn off the TV, then on the dark screen you can see the reflection of the lamb, and if you watched the whole family, then several at once.
Ma1VIN: We had three aitišniks come to work late in the evening.
ma1VIN: type by service need
Ma1VIN: Then it turned out - they are bumping there in the office
ma1VIN: In this connection, the secretary brought to the guard post an announcement of the type:
Ivanov
Petrov
Siddhartha
after 20:00
Do not let!
ma1VIN: in the morning no one could work, because she missed the letter "C" in the last word
She: Do we argue for a kiss that I kiss better than you?
He: No, I believe you.
and old_radist
She is blonde. I have a full mouth of oatmeal biscuits, I read a friend. A little bit falls between the keys of a new note. I shook in horror at the key.
Worse it happens only when driving at 180 you start sneezing with fine chewed carrots, which came from the inside into your nose.