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[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №34702
 18.08.2010
Fuck, I am 20 years old, almost a certified specialist, I am studying for a red diploma, I am working as a system administrator, I write programs, I am quite trained, but Fuck the damned chupa chopsy did not learn to unfold without a 10-minute jewel.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №34701
 18.08.2010
He: Listen, let’s open a billion-bar
She says: let me :)
He: With me the balls.
She: What about me, ki?
He: No, Kim is from me too.
You are a moon.

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №34700
 18.08.2010
xxx: Shake up, he has a father - mint, rottweiler and beige Tavria
Is he a transformator?

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №34699
 18.08.2010
I see this scene at the church appliances department:
A man asks to sell him a handcuff, and the seller (a devout woman in a blanket) answers that it is over, saying, they should be taken soon. On the question of a man "When exactly?", the seller pronounces "Where do I know? He is delivered from there, and with the word “from here” he raises his eyes to the ceiling and shakes with his raised hands. Man * slightly offhegev* "What, really from there?"...
As it turned out later, the seller meant Moscow.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №34698
 18.08.2010
Shadow: Those who complain that after spilling coffee they have a keyboard "lips", apparently never poured condensed milk on it... =(

[ + 92 - ] Comment quote №34697
 18.08.2010
If a girl shaves her legs in the summer, it’s adequate. If a girl brushes her legs in winter, she is in love.
If a girl does not shave her legs in winter or summer, she is married.
BOGMIX: Verified

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №34696
 18.08.2010
megasem (08:49:23 18/08/2010)
Today the internet is flying"

Megasem (08:49:45 18/08/2010)
I forgot to start torrents ?

$@$H (08:50:00 18/08/2010)
) ) )

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №34695
 18.08.2010
Katya: Oh what happened?
[15:50:15] Victoria: this is exactly!!!!!!!!!!!! Nothing is!!! Nothing is happening!!!! to
[15:51:14] Katya: forest fires, inflation, mortgage, apocalypse in 2012... listen, it’s hard to please))

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №34694
 18.08.2010
I smoked an electronic cigarette today.
A beer without alcohol?
And my grandmother fucking.
The AVP Man
Zucchini: under the audiences

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №34693
 18.08.2010
Parents in the garden grow tomatoes, love to buy seedlings of all new varieties. This year we are growing: "Vowa Putin", "Miracle of the Earth", "Krab", "Shoop of Monomakh". Selectors who do this specifically?

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №34692
 18.08.2010
(03:45:30) (Mugen): In a past life I was a chair
(03:45:45) (Bender): is it comfortable?
(03:45:57) (Mugen): fluid

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №34691
 18.08.2010
The vendors of quas, ice cream and air conditioners for the money they earned went to Hawaii to rest. There is cold

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №34690
 18.08.2010
A computer repair firm says:
Cap, 18:05> today a aunt calls and asks "and where the home phones keys do"
I don’t know "I don’t know"
She "strange, I thought computer scientists all know"

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №34689
 18.08.2010
To activate it, you need to completely disconnect the Internet.(And then according to the instructions).
She turned off. What next?
and O_O

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №34688
 18.08.2010
XHHH: my articles have been accepted, can already be placed in the portfolio
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh "Payment of money". Puzzled
yyy : ) )
Q: Do you want to get a puzzle on my portfolio?

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №34687
 18.08.2010
XX: You would see my groupmate: I came to the matanalysis exam in Mayka "2x2=6 - and niibet!" XD

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №34686
 18.08.2010
celt: If after watching the news on the First Channel suddenly turn off the TV, then on the dark screen you can see the reflection of the lamb, and if you watched the whole family, then several at once.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №34685
 18.08.2010
Ma1VIN: We had three aitišniks come to work late in the evening.
ma1VIN: type by service need
Ma1VIN: Then it turned out - they are bumping there in the office
ma1VIN: In this connection, the secretary brought to the guard post an announcement of the type:

Ivanov
Petrov
Siddhartha
after 20:00
Do not let!

ma1VIN: in the morning no one could work, because she missed the letter "C" in the last word

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №34684
 18.08.2010
She: Do we argue for a kiss that I kiss better than you?
He: No, I believe you.

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №34683
 18.08.2010
and old_radist
She is blonde. I have a full mouth of oatmeal biscuits, I read a friend. A little bit falls between the keys of a new note. I shook in horror at the key.
Worse it happens only when driving at 180 you start sneezing with fine chewed carrots, which came from the inside into your nose.

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