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[ + 90 - ] Comment quote №19157
 12.08.2009
This is what the US and Russia say is a “reboot”. In my opinion, nothing like that. A few words from the book “Barack Obama. The boldness of hope.” which upset me.

The pro-Russian forces were frankly delighted because despite the flags, demonstrations and personal courage of Yushchenko, Ukraine remained dependent on its former master.

“The United States won the Cold War not simply because it surpassed the USSR in arms, but because American values took over in the court of international public opinion.”

“As long as Russia and China retain their large armies and have not completely rid themselves of the instinct to pressure all by force... we will sometimes have to perform the role of sheriff of slavery, a worldwide role. It will not change – and it should not.”

And finally, my favorite one. About the 2nd World.

The left underestimated the Soviet aggression, believing that, given the losses of the Soviet Union and the decisive role in the victory of the Allies, Stalin was sure to have reconciled.

This is their conviction – they consider us a country that lost more people in this war.
Maybe somebody will be interested. Sorry that’s not funny. But that is the matter. I just want nobody to have any illusions about it.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №19156
 12.08.2009
Quote from the blog:

I went out to squeeze on the field in October, the mint came from somewhere. They say, “I found a place to suck, this is a municipal house!” After 150 rubles, the house became normal.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №19155
 12.08.2009
I am
Salute to Marin
She
Hi Lohka, and I am now on a diet, I lose weight
I am
Okay, where is my bag?
She
I accidentally ate it.
I am
Do you think you are losing weight without the letter "D"?! to

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №19154
 12.08.2009
Judging by the results, God created Russia either on Monday morning or on Friday evening.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №19153
 12.08.2009
A terrible nightmare: make sandwiches, pour tea, bring all this to bed, wrap in a blanket and forget the TV controller.

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №19152
 12.08.2009
I sit at work, I do absolute mechanical work (Ctrl-V, Ctrl-C), the phone is ringing, I confidently answer Ctrl-V in this tone, at that end of the tubes were silent and dropped, until I realize what happened, the office is already a patchwork. I put a tube, and the boss at this moment "I probably feared that they would be put in..."

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №19151
 12.08.2009
You asked to make ICQ numbers clickable. What should trigger an ICQ number?? to
- Yes

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №19150
 12.08.2009
Heaven without love is called hell – lies! A paradise without love is called Bordeaux.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №19149
 12.08.2009
Fuck, my slew into the village, and I have long wanted to clean up in the room, took all the grind, vacuum cleaner, beauty. So my mom came and immediately lulled to give, the kind of crazy driver and all that, I am standing unwadequate.
I did not drive anyone!! to
and she:
- I could not make you clean for a month, and here the cleaning and cleanliness, the lovely grandmother already brought!

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №19148
 12.08.2009
Record in the book of reviews and suggestions:
"Today I picked up the stativ, I liked it very much, tomorrow I will come for the camera"

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №19147
 12.08.2009
In the morning there was a dialogue:
The Voice: Hi
I: Who are you? O_O
The voice: Yesterday. Remember the beer?
I: Well I remember.
Voice: This is what I am from him. I am a sushi.
Do you want me at 4 in the morning? O_O (I was half awake at that moment and looked at my cell phone)
The voice: Don’t worry. We go to the kitchen, you cuddle me and sleep on. Don’t forget that at mid-eighth Buddha will come.
P.S not invented.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №19146
 12.08.2009
Answer to vacancy "Sperm Donor" on one of the student job search forums.

I am 20 years old and work quickly and efficiently.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №19145
 12.08.2009
XXX>... and in the morning I woke up her beloved. :)
yyy> echo, grind, beautifully swallowed "hoom on the forehead"...

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №19144
 12.08.2009
Conversations in Latvia:
Does your child go to the garden?
What kind of garden? Three years ahead...
and clearly. Immediately to school?
Which school? Half of the schools are closed.
Go straight to the factory!
What factory?! to

[ + 55 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №19143
 12.08.2009
And yesterday I tried to beat 3 guys (it’s funny, because I’m 25 years old and I look like them, very decently dressed and bigger than the average).
For five minutes I was rubbed some purga (a man who ate in the 90s concepts and rams), in the end offended by the fact that I was standing and rubbing, and when I got the mobile phone in order to record this case on the camera were offended and left.
Ufa has 18-year-old rappers who play real "black" bandits, if you see them on the street do not offend them, plus, they are so funny.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №19142
 12.08.2009
A dispute with a man. In the Ash.
I: And I think the viruses have begun... Come look, plz.
He: Oh, maybe I'll go in the evening, we'll see, there's a lot of work.
............
Let me say, urgently!! I need 3-4 viruses so that the system does not lie, but the brakes were
I am crazy.
You burn and burn, little girl.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №19141
 12.08.2009
I turned the clock 5 minutes back so that the bus wasn’t late.
Di: They walk on my clock.... (((
and...
The clock is late and he doesn’t want to be late. I hope it is sterilized.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №19140
 12.08.2009
Ihtiandr> Employees of Kemerovo drug control detained a man with two bags of marijuana.
<~KoveRs~> He didn’t just keep it)
<Ihtiandr> So he will not be put in jail. They will be asked to wait a few years in a closed room.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №19139
 12.08.2009
From the diet website:
Written by: Snowman
And my young man likes my weight (I am 160 cm and 80 kg). He says he loves chasing. I don’t know what it is, but it’s probably funny! I will not lose!! to

[ + 42 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №19138
 12.08.2009
She: I read about methods of contraception in ancient times. The Egyptians are ready. Egyptian women lubricated the inside of the genitals with crocodile spruce
I: How is it?!...
It is: to play!
In the 21st century people for contraception wore on the male genital organ a latex product, similar to a laying bag...I think they will also say something typical...

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