I can sleep seven times at night.
shiff7777: Do you change your hand?

Mari: A colleague opened an account here on a sex dating site. Every day he reads and reads.
Mari: here today the guy wrote to her - the queen, say, my, I want to come to you and lick out your gentle cheek and sweet anus, and even money will give you for it.
Mari: colleague rjot - I'll write to him, come, say
Mari: money is needed and the water was turned off yesterday, so everything will be fine

Happiness comes and goes so easily.

In 1991, the country was in an agony of restructuring. There is no certainty in tomorrow, today and yesterday. He who remembers, remembers.
Mr the lion. My friend lives with his father, mother, two younger sisters and his mother’s grandmother.
A grandmother, or rather a grandmother over ninety, she hears poorly, for ten years she was not out on the street, barely walking through the apartment to the toilet and back. The income of the family is the salary of the parents of doctors and a small pension. Every day it becomes more hungry and stressed. And my grandmother often cried and cried, “God doesn’t give me death.” All my peers are already there, the children I have survived and only ruin the life of my granddaughter and her family.
In the evening, the whole family came to the family council in the grandmother’s room and the father began:
Not only do you not bother us, but vice versa. We wanted you.
Let us leave you alone and not worry, but we cannot live without your life.
The Experience. Grandma, take the business, from now on you will be a treasurer with us.
Your word is the law, or without a clear list of expenses we do not have anything.
is enough. Here are our two salaries, commander.

And the grandmother placed notes, wallets and pots with little stuff.
Every day, all the members of the family in the morning stood up to her in line to take money for pocket expenses.
The grandmother remarkably revived, she managed to roll out 120 rubles. On the new vacuum cleaner, especially since the parents raised the salary by 40 and 60 rubles. On weekends, the grandchildren (if they behaved well throughout the week) received fifty rubles for movies and ice cream.
A couple of years later, the old lady affairfully regretted the family: - how will you be without me, because you are all scattered...

She died happy, needed to her family, and never learned that all of her "family money" 400 rubles with pennies... would not be enough for one tram ticket that cost 10,000, and the money was already other.

If after watching the news on the First Channel suddenly turn off the TV, then on the dark screen you can see the reflection of the lamb, and if watched the whole family, then several at once.

This was recently told by a new security officer, the former opera.
There is a classic scheme of collision - a small shirt fits out on the street and begins to squeamlessly. You are sending him further. Immediately, as in the manner of a magic rod, two or three appear in sports costumes and enter for the "offended baby."
There was a reverse situation. Late Sunday evening. A small yard. There is a sober company in hats and seeds quite noisy and sharing impressions with each other. The window opens and they are asked to quiet (the new employee actually asks). Of course, the applicant is immediately invited to go out and talk about it in more detail. The following is the phrase: "But, only pyjamas and clothes stretch, you just do not run away, or catch you later, like cockroaches at the corners."
In anticipation of the fun, the guests begin to climb to the entrance. Their man 10 and meet serious resistance they are not afraid. Whoever of them knew that the entrance was through, the opera spoke to them from the window, the crew of the GBR was 3 minutes away, and there were no drives and arrests in the department today.
Overall, 5 people, including our employee, all camouflaged and with guns appeared from the entrance very unexpectedly for the youth walking. As a result, the prevention plan for the day for the department is fulfilled, there is silence in the yard, and a couple of copniks are deprived of the joy to bite the seeds... at least for a while.

This summer taught me to drink water without raising my head from the pillow.
without waking up.

The feeling that you fuck someone is invaluable.

XXX: How are you in Chelyabinsk?
YYY: 55 degrees
XXX: O_O
yyy: northern latitude

The cat 9 months, periodic in the voice jumping notes not only meat, but also MAU - the type of cat wants.
Wife is something he wants like an inactive cat.
I stand up in the morning and still don’t know what to do with him.

xxx: a dialogue in which one side shells only smiles resembles a conversation with a smiling corpse.
YYYYYYY: =

From the Role Forum:
"I sell a knot, holds a hit well, even a tail in the spine..."

<Stesy> only for her I will be, whoever you want: a thick rhinestone or a monk.

<SKcorp.> Stesy: The red-thick girl is a horror!!! to

X: You know there is an interesting game of chess - there on one side x: the side of the cat, on the other - sabaki.
X: or there Kutuzov and Napoleon troops,
X: And I fucking do admin and accounting!

Is there a word in Hebrew?
- And in Russian there is a word "pizzedebanayažara"?

XXX: romance, so that you understand * breathed * ah, he is such a soul
WOW: Who is Who? My brother what?
The carpet!! The direct ideal. Soft, warm and silent

Everything that ends up on -ray is bad!
YYY : Why?
See also: Diarrhea. by Pierrea. and gonorrhea.
of North Korea.

One day I slept a long time and decided to try to count the lambs. I was so excited that I couldn’t sleep until morning :(
See also: xD

gave a acquaintance an exhaust of os's and pour it on a remote servo, the next day -

Anton, what’s there with my image?
Thoughts on: Zamiroch

xxx: Yes, in the film Unstoppable Stallone gathered all the coolest guys but it still seems that someone is missing...
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