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[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №101701
 12.08.2014
From local torrent:

sollisa July 28, 2014, 04:11 #+3
At 2 o’clock in the evening, the multiculture...
narcissists

Grizazoo July 28, 2014, 15:05 #+4
You are a drug addict, you are writing a comment at four in the night!! to

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №101700
 12.08.2014
You better tell how in the "commercial" organizations the cancer stands up and suck (in the real sense of the word) only not to be expelled. After all, where the authority of the chief is boundless, there are more severe questions. And in the public service with the "low growth" everything is easier because it is just so difficult to throw out.

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I don't know who is sucking out there, I believe your experience, but a clear example of a thrown-out professional "just so" from the state service was literally a day ago.
You would get rid of the mine and read the news.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №101699
 12.08.2014
Human-distributing Wi-Fi, in the Rostov hotel with access point Martian, if you read thank you!)) Good and Happiness!

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №101698
 12.08.2014
Customs does not allow
There was passion around her.
In Maccabi instead of cocaine
by Baikal

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №101697
 12.08.2014
Stupidity of censorship:
Now I watched the movie on the box, in the corner of the 18+ sign. Description of one of the characters:
"Let’s take the slugs and take off the prostitutes."
It is a conditionally normal phrase. But! The censors murmured the words of shmal and prostitutes. Nothing like that, after killing the next scene. Yes, you guessed, there was an orgy of smoking dummy grass. This is a pinch, comrades. As my grandfather said, "Censorship is when x@y is, and the word is not."

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №101696
 12.08.2014
Kirill Gancev
Is there a Russifier? Better after effects or premiere? I want to film my wedding here.

by Mikhail Zgrivec
Kirill, oh, you guys really want a ban? Even if LOL wrote at the end...

Kirill Gancev
Mikhail, and without LOL you have the scripts "humour" and "sarcasm" do not start?

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №101695
 12.08.2014
Guys, why did you kill me?
For the anger.
...
and aesthetic pleasure.

[ + 20 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №101694
 11.08.2014
About local liberal guru economists who know how the market works, etc.by :
The task:
Karl Marx and Adam Smith sail in the same boat.
Suddenly, Karl Marx is in the water.
Question: Who pushed him into the water?
The invisible hand of the market.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №101693
 11.08.2014
XXXX: Yoska, you are like powders cool you can compose. There is an urgent need to do something about the case.
Author: Efim Samoilovich Shmulovich
Forgetting his religion.
Eat with an appetite.
The pig.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №101692
 11.08.2014
A little cream tonic.
Toilet and mask.
You can put rubbish in the garbage
bear

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №101691
 11.08.2014
I call my brother:
I am Sasha, I have it, I have no money.
B and E?
I – and you have it!
B – What did you get?
I forgot my wallet in my car, go back!! to

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №101690
 11.08.2014
Lily
Yes, our cat rushes to immediately ask for food and rubs its legs if I go to the kitchen.

Tosha
I have my husband as well.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №101689
 11.08.2014
Speech in the light of recent sanctions:
I stand with a friend in the kitchen, filling the salad with olive oil from a bubble with a pulverizer.
What a fun oil to remember.
I: You may not remember – it’s Portuguese (

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №101688
 11.08.2014
Lithuania will hold an emergency meeting on Russian sanctions in November.

[ + 29 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №101687
 11.08.2014
I don’t understand people who place a cat somewhere before the birth of a child or even throw it away. The type will interfere.
To build them into an elderly home.

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They are loose, even purely from the practical side. An animal in the house with a newborn = vaccination against allergies and support for established immunity.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №101686
 11.08.2014
Spam has come: sex drops, it will be yours, just sleep!
The dirty drops that need to be poured?

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №101685
 11.08.2014
He told the boss that he had to go to the shelter when needed.
Shit in the comments?

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №101684
 11.08.2014
Russia is recognized as the most disadvantaged country in Europe for gay living.So if you don’t like living in Russia... Most likely, you are gay.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №101683
 11.08.2014
Girl, what do you have?
Well, I have a hundred-meter roll of polyethylene with puppies.
I take!

[ + 30 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №101682
 11.08.2014
HH: I moved to a new job. There was always toilet paper in the room. I could not stand it, I went to the entrance.
XHH: Now we have a special box, on the lock, inside the industrial paper roll, huge.
I go to the bathroom and one of my aunts puts a piece of paper on her hand.
I come in the second time, the second time.
When a decent-looking grandmother wrapped a paper on my elbow, I couldn’t stand it.
Why do you all take the paper?
So go to the toilet.
She is hanging here!!! to
We have been here for forty years, we are more accustomed to our own.
HH: What about the outcome? They have their first hand, and now I am putting my hand on, otherwise there is nothing left.
Today a new employee looked at me with big eyes and breathed: Okay, old ladies, but you...

What I fought for.

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