I put a newly purchased automatic air refresher on the closet. Now, every 18 minutes, the whole family hopes on a chair from surprise when he works.

Whatever nonsense the head invented, what a wicked tongue did not say, what curved hands did not make, wherever the angry legs did not bring, it all comes to the ass.

Why can’t you wash the mantle? What if I got slightly wet?

Seva answers: speaking all the secrets of the world will be revealed and the third eye will be cut.

Description on site:
Compressed air bubble Dust Off 67 Plus. A strong stream of compressed air (pressure of about 55 atm.You can easily remove dust, scraps, splashes of welding and flow from inaccessible places. You can, of course, blow yourself, but to ensure a pressure of 55 atmospheres, you will have to work hard.

X: A, for sure
I already miss your cat.
A: I have a dog.

From mystery, discussion of how Putin extinguished the fires:

And in the place where Putin went the flowers did not grow?
Or a shrub? Or at least what kind of crap?
YYY: He did not touch the earth there. Enough to surprise people. Iconizing before time.

Somehow I explained to the neighbor boy that the PESEC is an animal.

If you want, we can play with you too. In the sanitary.
Can you repair the crane? and :-)
He: I think you and I will not get to the point. I will be a German engineer.
She: Maybe yes, maybe not. What a difference, though Chinese :-D
He: Dear, German sanitary engineers do wonders. Have you seen any documentary films with them?
She: No, I haven’t seen such a shit, I’m not so excited. I am fascinated by deeper subjects, if the documentary is any cognitive, not about sanitary.

Call to Technical Support:
Hi, my computer writes when you turn off: "You do not have enough rights to turn off the computer...".

Melom@n'Ko: Well why at least no one believes in written truths?? to
Melom@n'Ko: If the file is called snatch.exe, then even the ass of a normal person should be aware that this file is trying to SPEED something!!! to

Q: What did you buy?
YYY: sardines, potatoes, milk, cheese and the drum! A kilogram of ice cream.
XXX is OOOO!
I even bought a drum!

Before the performance, at the entrance to the rock club:
First guard:"Let me write down what your guitar is called?"
I am:"Ibanez"
The first guard, immediately including the bull:"What did he say?!!and "
The second guard, looking at the guitar:"Calm, this is the name..."

The rank of a boss is determined by the number of people who suffer from his mistakes.

In 1987, when my son was 10 years old, I wanted to make him a pianist. He also dreamed of a slightly different career - also a keyboard player, but playing a synthesizer, not a piano.
He asked me every day to buy him a synthesizer, at least the simplest, for example, a "Famey Mini." I stood on my piano and that was all.
And then one day I noticed that the synthesizer was suddenly stopped at me. Maybe I thought, I decided, but it wasn’t there.
About a month later, the son brings a bandura from the school, which, as it turned out, he gradually mastered on the extension. Yes, such a synthesizer the world has probably never seen before. My son at the age of ten did not think about radio electronics. But we had a book on physics, where we talked about experiments with electrophores, lady banks, discharge engines.
My son quickly realized that the condenser and discharger form a relaxation generator, the frequency of which can vary depending on the distance between the electrodes. And if the capacity of the condenser is small enough, the frequency will be sound.
Such generators he made exactly 36 - in the number of notes in three octaves.
He drank the keys from a tree and placed foil contacts under them. I made an electric car. You turn it with one hand, the other sticks on the keys. From which, of course, periodically sensibly beats the current.
But most importantly, he made it all! by Sam! In the hearing!
Today my son is a physics teacher at the same school where he once studied. At classes, he sometimes shows his unique synthesizer to students and plays on it.

The wife pleases her husband:
Do I have beautiful hair?
and beautiful.
Are your eyes beautiful?
and beautiful.
And the nose?
And the nose crashed.
Here the husband gets caught up and asks with suspicion:
Do you think you don’t reflect in the mirror?

AXUEHO THE GREAT OSETR (17:43:53 16/08/2010)
Why did you send me a picture of a huge fish?
Nihuriel (17:44:10 16/08/2010)
And why not? HDD
AXUEHO THE GREAT OSETR (17:44:19 16/08/2010)
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The neighbor told me. He works in M-Video.
We came to the store for a purchase mom (years 30) with my daughter (years 6).
Q: Do we send you this TV?
M: Yes, let me write it out!
Q: Do you like it?
M is yes!
The girl looks at me and says, “Mommy, mommy, and when I grow up, I will also paint the eyelids like this uncle!”
I look at this girl so confusedly and say: they are natural.
All the employees then watched me all day and roasted... for a long time, probably, it will be remembered...

The case was at 00:30. After a hard day, I fell off my legs and wanted to sleep. I decided to go to Asia before I went to sleep.

I: Hello
She is: Hi I am in a bad mood (
I: How do you improve it?
First of all, don’t sleep.
I : well. What next?
Let us say good words to each other. Start the.
I am Poron
She: What is Poron?? to
I: I think this is a good word.
She is milk.

Announcement: Sold shirt, size M, almost not worn. by 2500 rub. Change the violin.

Safon: You take a stone, you put it in the mommy, the top of the paste, and you cover it with a wreath, you fix everything! is ready.
Mother: O_o
My mother is not you...