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[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №34622
 17.08.2010
I'll go in November, tk celebration
WOW: Which
XXX: May 4
In November?
Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №34621
 17.08.2010
YYY (18:23:46 16/08/2010)
I want September! Think of me as an idiot, but I want to go to the universe
XXX (18:23:54 16/08/2010)
I too :D
YYY (18:24:06 16/08/2010)
I have not been studying since December.
XXX (18:24:19 16/08/2010)
I’ve been in October. :P
YYY (18:25:09 16/08/2010)
It’s like an anonymous botanic club. Hello, my name is Masha. I haven't been on a botox for 10 months"
YYY (18:25:15 16/08/2010)
And all "Uraiah"
YYY (18:25:27 16/08/2010)
And you take here and break up - went back to studying.
YYY (18:25:34 16/08/2010)
I couldn’t give up)
XXX (18:25:45 16/08/2010)
and ROFL

[ + 54 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №34620
 17.08.2010
Fors: I read you here and I remember once, in my childhood, a little bit of skin was ripped off from my finger. Now I understand why I am such a brake.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №34619
 17.08.2010
I want a nice new bag. But nothing pleases the look. And if you like something, it's worth just dohuya, you don't even approach.
Olya: throw away everything too much
You don’t want a bag. This bag is wanted for you by marketers all over the world, advertisers and advertisers, fashion magazines and television workers.
You do not need her.
You have everything.
Masha is exactly. You reassured me. Drop the bags.
Nude to Nude to Nude

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №34618
 17.08.2010
I've been missing something inside, cold, empty... the whole world is busy =(
My grandmother is missing you!! Not inside but outside!! to

[ + 66 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №34617
 17.08.2010
XXX: I will tell you.
XXX: The administration has decided to get out of the area
xxx: and made in front of the "Ratushia" type stand
XXX: The Big Books
xxx: "They Live Among Us"
XXX: Type of board of honour, you took
xxx: and the people there on the glass of green men were painting =))
yyy: lol)))\

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №34616
 17.08.2010
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2:45 What are you talking about?
2:46 am – the pass.
hhh (2:46): question: stand up not stand up
Wow (2:47): Yeah... I try not to remember that.
If I decide not to get up - there is nothing to think about - I am a scrap and nothingness.
If I decide to stand up, I am enslaved by a system against which I cannot rise and I obey it. So I am crazy again.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №34615
 17.08.2010
The secret question to restore the password I think to put "The main question of life, the universe and everything else", and the answer to do not 42. This is the dialogue of the hijacker with the support service:
- Name the answer to the main question of life, the universe and everything else.
The answer is 42.
is not right.
What is " wrong"?! to

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №34614
 17.08.2010
The boat has come to me on the soc. site, all of that..with eyes almost without a spark))) with a status of the type "What about an intimate evening? Details in the About Yourself section (there is always a lot of fun)

Here is a comment from my 65-year-old aunt:

"What, there is nothing more to do? In the evening I can teach you, dear, to sew, to tie, to cook, to plant, to grind, to grind, to bake cookies, to be able to feed your husband, and also to love! So what do you think of our "intim"? Would fit? Then forward! Dare to!! I have to work with my grandchildren."

I think the boots are wrong too.)

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №34613
 17.08.2010
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Arkan: Does the internet there babah valley pedals?
Arkan: Tell me to get up.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №34612
 16.08.2010

[12:16:44] Cantemire: GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL! Wellington formed a double! Alex gave the ball to Ibson, who quickly transferred to Welliton. He left Rodolfo and confidently surpassed Guillerme.
[12:16:55] Kantemir: The harsh Russian football.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №34611
 16.08.2010
Lord of Elves
I have had a long-lasting beetle.

Lord of Elves
mobile phone *

Lord of Elves
The Gundos


[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №34610
 16.08.2010
<shprot> met a girl - turned out to be a prosecutor
<shprot> I was
<shprot> at the top - by my area
<shprot> grit - drug addicts fucking
<shprot> I nervously crushed the grass in the stove

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №34609
 16.08.2010
YYY: that is. to introduce me with a vibrator in the bathroom is the norm, and to fuck in the ash is not?? to

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №34608
 16.08.2010
list of questions of the girl on mail.ru in order:
How to deal with insomnia?
What days are the chances of getting pregnant?
Sex with a condom, what is the probability of pregnancy? If it doesn’t break, how can I get pregnant?
At the beginning of sex, the guy didn't dress correctly, immediately noticing this dress correctly, can you get pregnant in this way?
2 weeks later *
5) Girls, but if I know the exact date of conception...

I never got rid of insomnia.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №34607
 16.08.2010
XXX: The Orange Sky
XXX: Orange Collar
The Orange Nanotechnology
XXX: The Orange Camel
XXX: The Police
XXX: Orange Military
The Orange Innovation
The Orange Song
Yyy: Dmitry Anatolich, take off your glasses

[ + 100 - ] Comment quote №34606
 16.08.2010
Trickster
The thought! Where are meteorologists studying?

TheIggs
In the meteorological.

Trickster
The last time I hear about that. In which university/size is such a specialty?

Trickster
There is a presumption that in Hogwarts, at the department of prophecy

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №34605
 16.08.2010
It is almost impossible to argue with a woman who closes in the toilet, standing at the door when you have diarrhea.

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №34604
 16.08.2010
From Max Art:

Yesterday before going to bed a bottle of rum for two with a friend, today in the morning broke into a barrel. I got a pork with Brazil paper on it.
and smiled.
I remember having a friend in a game with such a nick. Yes Yes Yes. and Brazil.
His name was Lecha.

After 2 minutes I caught myself in the thought that I was dividing meat, murmuring under my nose "because there was Alekhiko with you... about Alekhiko you breathe in vain..."

Sometimes I wonder where it all comes from :)

[ + 33 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №34603
 16.08.2010
Russia is burning on its own for the first time - without intersection.
Tatar Mongolia, Napoleon and Hitler.

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