The happiest people are those who found their half in their youth.
Fools are those who have not realized that they have found their half.
And the most unfortunate are those whose other half is the most stupid.
Liveder in Deep...

Question: How to break the door with a scraper? by Petya.

Answer: Dear (Aia) Petya
Breaking the door is easy.
To do this, it is necessary that the door is wooden, and the scraper is made of a piece of armor.

On one site dedicated to medicine, I read questions asked by doctors-gynecologists. One question just killed me, I quote:"24 February 2009 13:56:11
Does it hurt to be a virgin?"

xxx: Does the infinity of the size of the universe mean that any point within it is its center? For example, I am.

Ohhhhhhhhhhh! I am delaying the birth of my second child. Who do you want, a boy or a girl?
How do you tell me I wanted sex?

Maddie, there is a second pair in the first course. The student raises his hand:
Margaret Victoria, can I go out?
and no.
Students want to smoke. In 10 minutes:
Margaret Victoria, can I go out?
and no.
to curry. In 10 minutes:
Margaret Victoria, can I go out? Oh well pyaalsta!
and no.
In 10 minutes:
“Baba Rita, I was rattling.

Who has watched the movie "The Cobra Broken"? Remember in the final scene they exploded the ice so that its pieces crashed into the submarine base and destroyed it?
The strangest thing is that it happened.
American writers, the ice does not sink!!! to

I decided to see what they promised at the end of the world.
I enter Google "the end of the world", one of the options falls out:
"End of the World 2008" I choose, first reference:
Calendar of the end of the world for 2008-2020

The boss sent me a correspondence log with him, I don’t know what to do (((

Chief: A week ago you had to take the goods to the customer, delivered it?
Release 01.09 (idiot): I have forgotten (

In a district school teacher. Classes should be classified. I prepared for a month, not a lesson, but a whole story. Day "D", hour "C" Two aunts come from the slope, sitting on one of the rear sides. Installation for lesson:
“Children, today we will have a very interesting lesson. In order for us to be really interested, I invited to the lesson two debris"s. With these words, he climbs under the pot to get two plush toys. And the children, as in the team, turn to the back of the party, on the "drop". But she defended.
Deuce

Announcing the controversy over IQ.

The intellectual potential of the planet is constant.
The population is growing"

Who said I do not remember.

DimonS (08:48:23 10/08/2009)
We had a boat boat with a jeep.
most (08:48:53 10/08/2009)
Hi to
most (08:48:57 10/08/2009)
How is it?
DimonS (08:49:01 10/08/2009)
Buildings
most (08:49:06 10/08/2009)
In the small water?
DimonS (08:49:13 10/08/2009)
Pick up for half an hour.
DimonS (08:49:25 10/08/2009)
The jeep went to the sea, washing the type
DimonS (08:49:43 10/08/2009)
In the boat, a drunk man entered him.
DimonS (08:50:04 10/08/2009)
the boat nichren, and the jeep bumper, cap and glass
DimonS (08:50:46 10/08/2009)
They called the goats, they roasted for half an hour, said the type we did not, not on the road.
DimonS (08:51:22 10/08/2009)
The driver arrived, issued 300 rubles to the catheterist for being drunk and 2000 drivers of a jeep, for washing the car.

To the Camino on:

He slept once with a girl, with a rubber, of course, but this girl took the condom out of the garbage compartment at night and stumbled into herself. She is pregnant and her friend is in trouble.
After this news, I lost all faith in the decency of people, and even abandoned sex, but time goes by and the hormones are already splashing across the edge.
So the question is: where can I safely throw away a condom?

in the fortress EPT
------------
Fucks, I’ll find you and make you eat all the Gandons that the tree has grown under my windows.

Discussion of sexual feelings:
The xxx:
It is pleasant...
The xxx:
It is crazy pleasant...
YYYY :
crazy pleasant in the army to have cookies with cooked condensate - the rest is hentai

@rvs

After two hours in the Abyss you begin to realize that Petrosyan, scuco, funny and funny jokes! )))))

Gazette.Ru09.08.09 20:21 At the WTC 30 people stuck on the stalled wheel of observation

Vesti.Ru09.08.09 21:17 57 people were evacuated from the watch wheel in Moscow

323 of Russia. 27 people came in to get to the news ))))))))

The bar boss. There vodka varies by 1500-5000 rubles per bottle. He calls me on the day, at work, and he himself sits pulling 300 grams and says: Vasya, don't drink vodka dear, one shit that for 300 rubles that for 5000...

I think it is necessary to tell him that at 5,000 he has never tried vodka, because the keys are on the checkpoint of the cabinet, and you can share any bottle...

What are you doing?
by...
Who / What?
-I scattered the word X@Y on the roof of a ruberoid, four rolls are gone, now I wait for it to appear on the Google map

A partner from work told about a trip to Hungary in the 90s for a BMW car.
They stopped with a friend in the hotel, the car parked nearby, and the windows of the front doors left open for 5 cm (to let the air move freely in the cabin).After 5 minutes a man in a special clothes and says something in Hungarian with the use of the BMW brand...After 5 minutes of explanations and ridiculous faces (Hungarian nobody knew) decided to go down to the car and see what happened to him...The man showed several times that the guys said the glass cover."To not steal"-thought the men... began to explain in Russian that we were not afraid of...there is nothing valuable...That is why in the air the cabin was walking...But Wenger did not pay attention)))After 10 minutes of corny explanations, the men said that he went off, the car was

In the pharmacy hangs the "running line", the line, everyone watches on this line - among the advertisements flashes a verse:

The little girl came to her father.
I asked the crush.
Two bands well?
Dad got sick.

I stand, rju, alone, among the babes
becomes uncomfortable