On September 1st in all schools:
Announcement
There will be no classes - all teachers have gone to business.

xxx: "You stood between me and my milk." I didn’t expect it to sound threatening.

Amatorero: This Phelps is some kind of Ichthyander man.
In what is he a champion?
Amatorero: by throwing gold ;D

For example, I am a lesbian. Can I go to the theater alone? And with the partner?

In theatre with a man? Don’t laugh at my tricks, everyone knows that men in the theater are asleep.

tn: Here are the times when a light bulb is easier to download than to look in the closet.

to this:
"I understood that I was *blowing when I tried to enlarge the picture in the newspaper"

I press Ctrl + F on the original contracts.
Paper in hand, hand on the keyboard. Yes...
And a copy paste from the calculator I try to do.
And here’s the most favorite: knock on the provider’s phone to ask why it doesn’t go.

What happens if it rains for 40 days and nights?
BB: Not Noah )
and aa: (

I am a teacher of English. Yesterday I saw the inscription from my friend on the T-shirt "Miami bitch". I’m now thinking whether this is an original idea or whether the Chinese say hello from the factory.

The brother-in-law once struck the tractor, a strange noise is heard and it is unclear where it came from. He took it all over, invited local specialists, nobody could find the source of the scratch. I decided to sell it on the avatars. Buyers will soon come with their specialists. I watched, I heard the screaming. The specialist immediately, "you have that which is broken, we will not take" well and showed that it is broken. The brother repaired it the same night. and did not sell. I need this technique myself.

I went to play tennis with a friend and rented a court. I give 1000₽ and the administrator says, "give less, there will be no surrender, or run for 2 hours"...with a quick glance inspected me gave the phrase " although you can see 2 hours you will not extend!" My friend got 500₽.

We are training on negotiations, we are training with the new one to ask questions:

I: Ah, how is it at all?
She is: well!! to
I: What is good?
She is: Nothing!! to

(after the local comic festival, writer with artist)

xxx> have you sold anything? I pushed a collection for a student for 200 rubles.
yyy> well for postcards smaller rubles.)
xxx and gt; standard
yyy> yes yours
yyy> I'm going to go icy
yyy> Dive in the Champagne
xxx> ah, I remembered from the time when I was still watching all this, the episode of Our Rush about how Rabshana and Jamshuta paid 200 rubles for two and how they celebrate their return to Tajikistan

What was the biggest pleasure that a girl gave you?
Well...
What did she do that you liked the most?? to
I was silent...

And what, really there are such single-celled men who want "just a truck and that I have nothing for it"?
They were both fucking, and the whole responsibility to the woman.
I don’t want to fuck, I don’t want to protect myself, I’m afraid of perforated condoms and I don’t know about other methods of male protection. Give me the opportunity to refuse food.
I don’t want any responsibility, let her hide herself, I want to fuck and all!!! to

Serega invited me to marry and wants to come to meet his parents.
Tagged with: o_o
Further worse... Cyril, obeying some collective unconscious, also called me to marry. Probably all should be brought to parents at once, so that they do not ride twice.
Larisa Guseeva from “Let’s get married”
The stubborn spider: and Vasilis Volodyn. The horoscope will not be too much.
And the enemy!
You can make a selfie with him.
He must be an out-of-marriage son.! to
The stubborn spider: Who? I will help nothing here.
Sandwiches and cold drinks
A stubborn spider: wanting... you can say that you are pregnant and by a reliable method of dialogue and controversy to find out from whom)
Sandy : No! It is better for the out-of-marriage son to be 12 years old! We need more drama. People get bored in 5 minutes.
A stubborn man: Yes. Take a young boy. And my unmarried son, whom I do not know!
Sandy : Of course. And no one knows. But! Enoch is him!
A stubborn man: Great! It seems to have to be sent on Ren TV, they will push out of this at least the season.
Or the TV3. They need a flying plate.
A stubborn man: This is for the enot. He is a secret messenger from space. He raised his son for 12 years.
Sandy : Yes. An out-of-marriage son raised by an uncle )))
I’m not going to tell you anything anymore. (

Dick is just busy, probably, and comes to the theater to fuck on the balcony. Hence is her holy confidence that those who do not have their companion are eager to fuck someone else - and the fact that people go to watch the kind of spectacle is a myth to cover up)))

By the way, it is not such a non-existent thinking. There are a couple of relatives for whom "going to the cinema" is the encryption "going on a date". They are also very surprised every time they try to get to their consciousness - no one's company is needed to watch the movie. And some are mistakenly insulted "you don’t want to – don’t tell". Apparently, the legacy of the Soviet past, when there were no clubs for corruption and people shamefully masked corruption as cultural leisure.

I noticed that people generally tend to be surprised when someone’s leisure is going wrong. You say that at eight in the morning went for a walk in the park - they chicked and called an unusual. To explain that I woke up at five in the morning, as the body has been accustomed to this regime for many years, and until eight had time to eat, read, watch a movie, is useless. I went for a walk in the capital alone and immediately asked: who did you meet? Explaining that the raid in parks and museums that I arranged for myself does not require a partner because of the great physical and emotional stress is useless. and stamp stamps.

On the wave of posts about school interruptions. One day, a friend and I talked about the school past, and she tells me so eagerly:

- In our boys several girls in the sixth-seventh grade were constantly striking the shirts, then all kinds of places were touched. I had dreamed that if I were in their place, I would smell eggs for such things. Well, or at least a heels with the whole foot or bone of the ankle.

and breath.

But for some reason no one touched me.

Makdaka workers do not spit you in food, they are physically not enough on all saliva and dumb body movement is unnecessary.