Tanya told me that the next DR will give me a drum!
XXX: Okay, I promised... I’ll see her another year :)

Zzzz: You seem to be fine.
zzzz: once at five in the morning
sed: I have 7
Zzzz: You came out in the nets to cheat someone.
zzzz: or at seven
Zzzz: it’s crazy to go in and fuck someone.
Sed: I am a whirlwoman
Zzzz: I think you are a pigeon right now.

On the forum of communicators on the search for listening devices

Started
And still very good sound is taken from the windows... from a distance of hundreds of meters.
Generally so. The windows clogged. Put a brick. Or just put the concrete. The office is careful (all!) cover first with copper foil, then permalay, then make a lead shell with a thickness of at least three millimeters. On top of the entire building to pour soil with a thickness of at least 5 meters.
The entrance must be through the barracks. The staff at the entrance to the room should be thoroughly inspected. Dress up naked, give out the office set of clothes (up to the underwear), so that no instruments and media can carry information inside the body (with records that have already taken place) records - on the entrance to illuminate the X-ray. In order to prevent the disclosure of information at the DNA level, feed the entire staff at your own catering facility in order to cause mutations and spoil the information on the DNA.

This trick made me think. After thinking, I came to this idea:
1st There is a site where each of us can register and indicate their home address. Until now, this address is not visible to anyone.
2nd Every day we come there and confirm that we are alive. It can be via the Internet, via SMS, or less.
Three If there is no news from someone (say, two days), then he is dead. Then everyone is told his address, we go to the place, break the door and get into the apartment.
4 is The cat was rescued.

by admin admin -
Turn off the system...
I don’t want to go back to 2009!

XXX is no. We should not meet again. You deserve more.
YYY: What about in more detail?

School and lesson of economics. The predecessor writes a lot on the board, and I, rarely, conspects it all.
Prepodša:"Eugene, why don’t you write?"
I:"I write everything!"- I pick up and show my notebook as proof.
Preponja, kiwa on the board:"I have more!"
Arthur from the back:"No, I have more!"

As revealed by a recent survey conducted by the largest online dating site OkCupid among thirty-year-old users, the most lucky lovers choose an iPhone. According to the survey, men who own this phone have an average of 10 partners.

Marboni, 21:58 -5+
Apple conducted a survey in which respondents could choose from the following options:
1st I have an iPhone and 10 sexual partners.
2nd I don’t have an iPhone and I’m a virgin.
As a result of the survey, it turned out that the most fortunate lovers choose the iPhone. =) is

For what I love electric guitar, it is because it does not fall into the mediator :)

Can you give it on your head?
2 – Naughty
In the meaning of "why"?
2: in the sense of "go"!

xxx: After connecting the unlimited innet, the cost of wipes increased strangely.

Saturday the 14th began ambiguously - at the exit of the house the road was crossed by a black cat, after which at the stop immediately came the necessary bus, in which I got a happy ticket...

[11:47:38] <+invader> gather on Maybach for bread
[11:47:55] <Google> I have already flown on a Boeing behind my socks

He threw a bull into the territory of the Russian State University
I stopped the menta. With the formulation:"sign in the heart of domestic science";

Gazprom is a national property! It is a pity that it is not popular.

and horror.

Ukrainian fixed and mobile operators Ukrtelekom a couple of years ago introduced a service that few people know about. Namely - the ability to send SMS from a mobile phone to a stationary (within the network, of course). When a message arrives on a regular phone, a call is made and when you raise the tube, you can listen to the text of the SMS, which is read by the robot.

One 17-year-old singer-girl went to a disco, where she was stunned by a crazy guy. The story silences where they spent the night and what they did, but that’s not the main thing. Before leaving the dance together with the newly appeared caretaker, she, being slightly sluggish and rightly afraid of failure, sent to the home phone.
SMS (here is such an advanced lady turned out) of the following content:
I won’t go home today ?

The robot was very advanced and recognized the closing clamps as smiley.

There was a phone call in the apartment. The daughter's mother raises the phone and hears some space alien say in the voice of a serial killer:
I won’t go home today, ha ha ha.

Chelyabinsk men found a turtle that lived 300 years. I wonder how much more she would have lived if she had not been found by the Chelyabinsk men...

The xxx:
I bought a garlic today, took a carrier from the shelf to the box.Looked at the label, it was written "7,62". In the head at once: Nihuaise ammunition :D

If you were an eSATA cable, where would you hide?
YYY: Noah... I don’t even know... patcel )))
XXX I found it. In the tapestry. I have a patch :)
Tagged: lol

Nothing breaks out of the track like a mine placed there.