On KP.ru two news in a row:
"Earthmen are ashamed of the Lights from Ivanovo"
"Ivanovs throw into the water on bicycles"

They are really embarrassed...

From the Daewoo Matiz review from the owner, after the text about the missing mirror, pockets and place in the barbecue:

"On the driving qualities of this car... It drives."

kas_alex: we had a toilet in the passport table, on the door of which, in order to hide from visitors, hanged a paper "shell"
kas_alex: quite symbolic

<Rover> I’m surprised by the girls who say: "I love men—meaning
I am a pido" or guys: "I love women - I am a lesbian"... and I have two
My feet are fucking fucking!

Could I be like Dexter?

I: Killing people and packing them in packs?

Stanislav: In fact, I thought you’d say something like ‘unemotional and senseless,’ and I’d say ‘No, fucking, I’d kill people and put them in packs.’
The killer joke

M is :-*
It is :-*
In the work?
Have you taken meat?
Did you meet the serpent?
M: 100
by :?
J: No is not?
M : 1
Tagged: damn damn

In the event of a war with China,
Kill them by a million! in the day,
You can only kill 365 people a year.
Millions of Chinese
It accounts for 25% of the total population of China, and is almost equivalent to
Annual birth rate
The countries...

Why do you mother so much? You are a philosopher!
Fucking go naked.

About the picture, "where a naked man without a head fucking a horse-cockpit?"

A picture of a man who lost his head from love for horses.

Q: Have you bought a car?
YYY: Kalinna ((
XXX: What are the pluses?
YYY: Yes, one on the battery, the other on the pharmacy bag

I shaved the beard, and the saddest thing is that nobody but the other shaved employee did not shave it ;(

About the city of Ivanteevka
Alicia (guest) wrote 2 years ago
Here lives my friend Wolf.He is a welder and repairs pipelines. You should be proud of this. He dropped out of space for you. He is a specialist in special aircraft corps. The appointment. And he wants you not to be cold, as in space and the water you had was not from tubes.

Don’t be afraid of her mother! She’s so bad that she can’t even play Angry Birds: she’s sorry for pigs.

In my mp3 player, the Russian letters are displayed in some hieroglyphs. So I decided to troll one of us Chinese, asked him to unravel what was written there. He went into the text for a long time and then said: No, it is written in Korean!

I went to smoke, I came back standing someone’s cup of coffee on my table. I asked whom? No one answered. I think they will soon take it. I went for the second time, a circle on the spot. I ask more persistently: "But whose bowl?". They silence. The next question is answered by a colleague: "Put Arkash on the table, let him ask..."

XXX is
I shortened the press, made all the hernia, so that I could love myself, and I sat down and ate cookies with condensate. Am I the norm?
YYYY
What? Are you serious?
XXX is
I never joke about the bacon.

Hahah, I think I’d do it faster.
Spaghetti is cooked for 5 minutes. Keep them with your hearts.
As fast as fast as pasta.
WOW - cooking
Is it necessary to crack? Is it better to zip?
xhh - Sweetened pasta - bomb-pack:))) Discharge with boiling water:)))

The Russian submarine was present near U.S. territorial waters from June to July 2012. According to the journal, the fact that the U.S. Navy failed to detect the submarine causes concern in U.S. force circles.

TRINDEC: Someone here recently said that any submarine is elementarly detectable from space.
Even the sonar network did not help.
Volgoman: So our military trick was applied - descended under water. If they were on the surface, the U.S. military would have detected them from space. and :)

I remember, on one forum a guy from the United States said that in Hollywood movies the villains are Russians and Latino Americans because they are the only ones who are not offended by this.

I got a new job (a large holding). Somewhere in a couple of weeks the secretary brings a paper, type "fill and give me", I read: Application for office products. In the former place, he usually came to the supplier, took what was needed and dropped without bureaucracy. But they said we have to do it. I ordered a package of cakes (50pcs). To the surprised eyes of the secretary, he replied that the accounts of the users were washed. The most funny thing is the understanding look of the type "no, yes" and the next day I’m laughing. I sit now, cutting the figures of the elephants. Work is up, hole.