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For the second week I have been thinking about one question.And what if every person sees the colors in their own way (well, all except black and white)?

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Ura to! I am not alone.)

My husband works as a brigadier. Recently this situation happened: a cement hose fell on his head from the second floor)) Suffered for a long time, but still cut off his jaw))
Now every time the advertisement goes "your hair lacks natural cement?" I do louder, and he is angry and chases me with a tape xD

Yesterday, the comrade with his horses from the club of outlanders on Zenit in the sports bar fell, all on their "uazyk", respectively. From the grief that Zenit missed at the last minute and flew out of the cup, everyone got drunk, even those who did not plan to drink. The service "driver for your car" costs two pieces. They are drunk and know how to count. They called evacuators at 1,300 and went to their homes. A column of jeeps riding on the evacuators brought into the stupor of the gaiters passing by...

xxx: Maybe for whom this question will be funny... I turned over the desktop on the monitor (now it is vertical), I don't know how it happened, I apparently accidentally clicked somewhere, but I want to get back to my normal human horizontal position!Please help me, where to go, where to press, tell me.
yyy: ɐʎǝldsıp ʇoɹoʌod <- ɐıpıʌu lǝuɐd ʌ ıpıɐz

The road is unilateral, but in all directions.

I was fined by one haishniker, and this happened near my house. He touched everything - the headlights were not the same system, the seat belt was not wearing, etc. He didn't love me why. Every morning, coming out of the courtyard to the road, I immediately fell into the hands of this haishnik.
I started the morning with a whistle, shake the sticks and say goodbye to the half. And then that hoodie disappeared. I took a couple of weeks off and developed a sophisticated plan for revenge. Every morning I went out to the yard with a pack of offgenic bones. All the courtyard dogs (stucks 10 probably) smelled running to me. I was happy to feed them, but before I gave them bones, I whispered in a whistle for a long time and waved in front of them with a mint stick.
(I went to a neighbor, a former clerk). Everyone looked at me like an idiot, but the result was worth it. So it lasted ten days. Everyone knows what a conditional reflex is. So, a few days later, this fan of the hollow money appeared again. In the morning, I gladly sat down on the window with a cup of coffee and witnessed this concert: this whistleblower goes out on the road, whispers, masters with his stick, and a crowd of dogs hangs on him with a joyful laugh. He will hide in the car, sit down, get out of the car, whisper and repeat everything again.
For the fifth time, the haishnik gave up his nerves and he left. The dog’s reflex works. My suggestion to the dogs at the whistle and whistle was so strong that the whistles did not appear within two quarters of our house for a very long time. They feared...

Husband and wife in bed.
Re: The cute one! I’ve always been sure, but now I just want to hear again – do you love me?
M (after some reflection): How much?
Thirty thousand dollars, my dear. This bag of natural crocodile leather, you will like it.
M is OK.
N minutes later
M is rabbit! I told you that I love you, that you are the most beautiful, smart and unique woman in the world?
After some reflection: How much?
Two days ago, Jay. Fishing and going back.

Recently accidentally found in my closet a deodorant that I was gifted, I do not remember who and I do not remember how many years ago. I’ve never used such things, but I decided to get rid of them a couple of times.
A woman enters the room.

Wife: What does it smell like?
I: It is from me.
The wife carelessly shrugged her hand to my side and continuing to try to find the source of the smell said: “Yes, no, it smells good!”

A (12:51:37 28/08/2009)
A woman’s body is like a guitar to be able to play, while a woman’s soul is a violin to sing. And if everyone can learn to sing on the guitar poorly, then the violin is not given to many.

s (12:52:26 28/08/2009)
For a violin, the swing is necessary, because without a swing, the violin becomes a ballalaika.

Weather forecast on the website: Saturday - 29! Sunday is 30!!! That’s what I think I’ll get rid of! Even swimming, maybe you can go...... and that fucking numbers were ((((

c) also

- In the bus saw the inscription: "The bus stops at the stops only on requirements. The bus stops on requirements only at the stops."
Didn’t the driver accidentally be a programmer?
I do not know. The driver was bearded.

We came with my younger brother, with their girls (now these are our wives) to our parents at the country.Chashchik, wine, conversations...Mom and the girls stayed alone nearby, treats them with conversations, we with our fathers and brother warm our ears.
Mom - Here you, the girls with mine are not scheduled, but live together, and I did not have sex with my before the wedding at all.
Our girls start to red, and my mom after the mhatov break adds:"Such fools were..."
I love my mother, the wise woman.

Ordinary working day, the boss enters:
Are you fucking upset???? to
“Everyone is sitting
I say, ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Prevention is fucking.

But when my husband comes home, the dinner is always hot, as I warm him 10 minutes before his entrance.
Oh oh oh oh! Why such accuracy?
XHH: IT technology *ROFL*
WOW: is it how?
HGH: It is simple. When he goes home, he always throws money on Inet, and when the account is filled up, Avast is updated! and reports by voice, "The virus database has been updated". If I hear it, I’ll be home in 10 minutes.
Wow, that is cool!

Shaber: In the grid, of course, someone burned...file:
Indian porn (without songs)

The Wedding.
And now my grandfather will say a toast. Everyone is silent, silent with respect. He is rolled out on a wheelchair in a pyjama similar to a suit, and with some kind of magazine (seemingly Soviet like). He slowly, whispering with the wheels, drives himself up, takes the microphone (the room is huge), holds a pause, and just speaks in this barren voice:
"the birds want to fuck" and leaves too slowly, all in shock.

The frenetic:
I like public transportation. In a full bus stands a full aunt: in one hand three packs, in which the wallpaper rolls, with the other hand she wrapped the instructions, holding her elbow bended and tossing ice cream! The road is moldavan - so it shakes, cabbages and turns, and this lady falls on a student's eyebrows at every push (just out of sight!!). He, apparently, did not sleep and all this got him - in the place where he shakes the most - he dumbly took her ice cream, jumped off the distance of the bended arm and began to eat it, looking in the eyes of his aunt!! She tried to get him, but constantly for the order was taken and the guy's material - that right in front of her nose has already eaten.. in the end she remembered the second hand and moved the rolls in the ear of the glass... I would roast louder, but here the ice cream flew straight to me in the notebook... I don't know who else to hate.

There is nothing more eternal than what is wrapped in a blue isolant.

I read here Italian insults, it turns out Sega (read is named sega) - the process of masturbation in men=) I think it's not easy the console so called......mmm....Sega Mega Drive)))))

He said: Hi baby! How is it?
She: GM... Hi... OK
“Would you like me to come to you today and love you all night?”
She: Wait... You probably want to talk to my daughter.
He is: yes, Tatiana Alexandrovna ((