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I started posting "Capital", why were my quotes removed?? to

The author claimed a violation of the rights.

Can I call myself a lesbian if my boyfriend behaves like a grandmother?

My girlfriend is steadily gaining weight. What to do?

YYY: Make her walk more. If she will walk 5 kilometers a day, then in a week this fat creature will be 35 kilometers away from you.

In general, I was 90 some year, I was about 6-7 years old. We lived at Chukotka in the town of Anatira. At that time, the city was not developed, it was quite calm in terms of crime, we walked by ourselves as children from five years of age. From school in 1st grade, I also went home to the other end of the city.



My favorite activities after school were either walking with friends on the Verblüja sopka, or on an abandoned building behind the pioneer palace, or sitting at home and watching the telecast. Oh the TV. These were the remarkable times of orchestral rubber ads with its "place for kisses" and uncles in a white coat and synthetic cushions, which in the twisted magazine TV Park considered the poses of Brazilian women. And also advertisements of some wax strips that will "make your legs gentle like silk".



I was crazy about the advertising of these wax strips. It was some sort of magic when the aunt glued a piece of paper on an absolutely bald leg, easily and with a smile ripped it off and pleasantly smoothed her leg afterwards. Sometimes we sat down with classmates after classes at my house and waited for this advertisement. But the hell knows why, but obviously not after what you thought, dumb reader!



In short, one day our little counsel decided that the legs after such a procedure really become just a super-popper, and you should also try it somehow. Naturally, we didn’t have money, where did such luxury come from the first class in the 90s! They decided to use false means. The wax ribbon was defined by us as “a rectangular paper with a brown sticky substance,” it remained to be obtained. They got a pack of paper from Dad’s table and put one of their friends to cut the papers into rectangles. Also in Daddy's table was found a tube of Clay Moment (brown and sticky). I think you already guessed what happened next.



In short, when my mother returned from work, she saw a remarkable picture of five roaring first-class girls, deadly wrapped in paper from fixtures to belts. I remember how long she first mocked us, then laughed, then cried and laughed at the same time. Then she had to call other mothers to come and take their cursed children home.



The process of removing our "wax strips" was long, painful and even painful, including the hardest washing machine and a whole list of different solvents. His legs were still glowing with their redness and burning.



I have not trusted advertising since then.

How would a wedding be played if that money was enough for a single woman?! to

Go with her at the wedding! Which city can you buy a wedding wedding? The question is serious.

The Tibetan

None of the world’s religions, be it Christianity, Muslimity, or Buddhism, has a prerequisite for adultery. It was all invented by people. Christians, Muslims and Buddhists.

The Atheist.

The Mystery:
Four vacationers sat on the beach and ate a huge watermelon, swimming in the sea from time to time. For 6 hours of rest, no one has ever used the beach toilet installed nearby.
Does not everyone want to go to the toilet?

He who has seen the light does not vote for the dark.

I am sitting in my favourite runner-up.
In front of it sits a classic 1st bike.
He sits, turns a plate of soup and a plate of sandwiches.
Next to him is his helmet. It lies on the table, slightly on the side of the bike and closer to the sandwich plate.
And here I see a cat’s foot coming out of the helmet, pulling out the sausage from the sandwich and pulling back.
“And at home we can’t eat, and at home we refuse,” a motorcyclist whispers and turns a plate of sandwiches with a whole sandwich to the helmet.

A very fat worker of a pig farm wears a badge with the inscription "employee".

A former contractor came to us at the factory. They listened to him talking to the office and slowly slipped under the tables:
How do you live here?
- Yes, restructuring in connection with optimization has passed.
And what? Has the company improved rapidly? Have you gone to the mountains? :)
We have no more companies.
How is it?
Now we have an organization...
Organization with workshops and machines?
We don’t have any shops, we have production.
What? what? Do you work in the department?
Now we are managing...
What is the management?! to
- the management of the chief technician, UGT, if shorter...
The main technician is still there! :)
There is no major technician...
What is it???! to
The head of the chief technician...
Without the technician?! to
– Yes...
At the end of the day, cancel!! to
I am about what...

he is:
I sit down, thinking about how right from a moral point of view, planning a relationship with a girl, to sleep with another. I think long. And then the thought: Somebody will give me. It was so easy now ;)

<ervov>: I always add a little more olive oil. How do you prepare the dough?
<TopSpin>: I prefer al dente

Reading about the next rude, prohibited by Rospotrebnadzor only for Russians, I suddenly came to the conclusion: people in Rospotrebnadzor work against citizens of their country in the interests of some other countries, therefore they are enemies?

On a popular trailer:

Information about the film
Title: The Blood Father
Original title: Blood Father
Year of issue: 2016
Genre: Warrior, Thriller

About the film:
A former prisoner, who had not previously participated in the upbringing of his daughter, having learned that his daughter is being pursued by drug dealers and thirsty for her death, decided to help her with problems.

Note: There is advertising!

First comment on the distribution: Does your daughter have trouble accessing the casino?

He was a humanitarian.
In the meantime, sometime
I decided to lay in the shield.
I did not eat and I was

<xxx>I had an eye surgery to correct myopia. In addition, there is a good dark sight. not badly. Only the bright sun is now blind. I had to buy very dark sunglasses.
<xxx>I feel like Riddick.

"There were several movies: he ran first alone, then with his wife, and then with his wife and child, remember?
The mummy!
and exactly!

Are you still surprised that people don’t post quotes, but instead set up a collective Twitter? Here is your puzzle - for a funny quote, an intelligent man with a degree of physics tickens immediately and begins to teach everyone!

The wedding is paid by the family of the bride. And then the new family friendly says that the dress is not the same, and the restaurant we wanted another and other different degrees of delusions. Whoever pays, orders the music. Here is a photo story on the subject. Filming the wedding such, the mother and father of the bride decided that they hunted 150 guests and named everyone they wanted. Well, the bride and the bridegroom knew from the power of 20 people. A nice dress, which "my mother in her youth had no money, so even if you are dressed with a cake, but imagine: a ransom, a bride with a dress in a beautiful dress. A decorated house. A two-year-old crying child left to the bride during her ransom. And the parents of the child on the street, on the ransom look, "that they have come, if the ransom do not look!" And the chestnut itself, opening the door in front of the bridegroom, this very child throws to him with a scream: "Papa!";