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[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №34542
 15.08.2010
I refuse to understand it. Does he have a head on his shoulders?! to
and no. She is beautiful with him.
He is beautiful, but his head is nothing.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №34541
 15.08.2010
I went out to smoke and blur the picture: children with multi-colored plastic spikes and blades play in a bunch of sludge.
One mouse turns in the head: Guests from Chelyabinsk have come.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №34540
 15.08.2010
About Yalta
XXX: No, it was very hot there, so it was unbearable.
There I remember on the stand with the temperature was a sign: 38 degrees.
Then my mom says, “Well, again 38". and the woman next to the stand says: "not 38 again, but 40, I just have no tablets like this"))

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №34539
 15.08.2010
The faster the internet, the more bags under your eyes.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №34538
 15.08.2010
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
HH: But not immediately

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №34537
 15.08.2010
Vinosh
What are you doing all day?

Panterka
I go for a walk at night (sometimes).

Vinosh
Well yes, I also have a whole day of RPG... the higher the intelligence, the more money :-D
And those quests... go there, do something, and then come back and get a new task... :-D

Panterka
D. What are you playing?

Vinosh
Technical Support

Panterka
xDDD

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №34536
 15.08.2010
But most of all I liked his story about what happened to him this year.
I graduated in this year, defended the diploma, enrolled in the universe, learned to ride a car (understand the first time he was driving), returned to the wolf's serv, pumped the horn.. " and then for half an hour a story about his game achievements.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №34535
 14.08.2010
Ladies and gentlemen (20:05:21 13/08/2010)
Who are you working for?

Anna (20:44:54 13/08/2010)
I am administering ?

Laughing (20:45:23 13/08/2010)
What are you administering?

Laughing (20:46:18 13/08/2010)
You are a horse.

Ladies and gentlemen (20:46:20 13/08/2010)
Eeee

Ladies and gentlemen (20:46:27 13/08/2010)
hastened

Ladies and gentlemen (20:46:35 13/08/2010)
Why are you administering?

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №34534
 14.08.2010
Today’s spam has caught me. The subject of the letter: printers for sex. )))))

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №34533
 14.08.2010
11:05 fuck: I had an inflatable grandmother, but only the last girl made her piercing

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №34532
 14.08.2010
by JJ:
The husband is confused by hanging the painting on the wall - rotates and so, and swirls, puts a hook, a nail...
Hm... I didn’t anticipate a moment... but nothing, now I’ll anticipate it!

[ + 87 - ] Comment quote №34531
 14.08.2010
Friday morning, I am standing at the stop, looking forward to the end of the working week...
And it’s Friday! Congratulations' The answer comes: ' Robinson! Congratulations to you'

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №34530
 14.08.2010
The coconut):
guys, I downloaded GTA 4 face, but there is no serial number in it) and I don't know how to activate it (may anyone tell.
and Nukie:
>I jumped GTA 4 face
Kill me...

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №34529
 14.08.2010
What oil to buy at home? The vegetable? Or... an animal?
The animal is you! Buy butter at home.

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №34528
 14.08.2010
ANDREY: How have you mastered yourself in your new job?
See also: Hz. The wicked yes. She went to the toilet and wasn’t ashamed. Is it considered?

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №34527
 14.08.2010
M1ShA
9:59 am I am here today.

catshoo
You usually come at 22:00. You are just great today.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №34526
 14.08.2010
From the forum:
[04.11.2004 14:00]hhh: Is it possible to get binary data into mysql?
[05.11.2004 13:48)yyy: I can... one request... I don’t remember exactly how... I’ll look, at home... I’ll find...
[15.08.2010 19:12]yyy: keep... [link]

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №34525
 14.08.2010
ka_ina (23:52:34 13/08/2010)
I bought a memory enhancement pill today. I counted and left, and I forgot.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №34524
 14.08.2010
You need to have a mistress. The red. The green eye. Long and sick. Young, not older than 22 years. They are very poor and have a low IQ. And go to her not to satisfy lust, but to, having eaten peanut soup, sit in a bath filled with water and curl, watching the popping bubbles. It will not be easy, I know. But you have to maintain your reputation of clinical debt.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №34523
 14.08.2010
Anifist: Here’s how to explain to my mom that her scornful 15-year-old school couldn’t get rid of the articles on WTO, OTO, quantum all night. The theory of strings, not look at hentai?
LGod: either you don’t exist, or you’ve watched the whole night for the collections of drawn humans :)
Anifist: here I am about the same >_<

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