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[ + 79 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №51829
 16.08.2011
xxx: yyy, I'm your mom *bal shl*ha she ended gnide understood you come I come she porvu nah*u as momshu your urod goose come gnide eyebrows
Tagged: address
xxx: rednaark Sverdlovskaya 40 sq 47 let's hnida I'll buy you a ticket come to Gandon I'll stretch you up
Hi my neighbor. Parents at home?

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №51828
 16.08.2011
Shepherd(14:51:16 15/08/2011)
Is there an abortion at home?

Lenochka (14:56:19 15/08/2011)
You took the last two.

[ + 66 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №51827
 16.08.2011
News from focus.ua:

06:15 Zebrous Amadins have a tendency to sustained homosexual relationships

Far from the first time I read the word "amadin" correctly, it turned out that it was a bird. But I still thought.

[ + 58 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №51826
 16.08.2011
It can be great:
Come home from work and discover that your beloved wife is cooking soup in a 3-liter pot. Get closer to the pot, and contemptuously leading the nose, shout: “Aha!!! You are cooking the magic grass again, witch. I thought you were going to poison me.

This fascinating method quickly raised the mood of the medical staff of the burn department of the nearest hospital.


[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №51825
 16.08.2011
Comment on the article "Google bought Motorola"

Sergey, you asked to buy a motorcycle, we bought it.
What model?
The model?! to

[ + 55 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №51824
 16.08.2011
At night, I pulled off my husband’s blanket, and I hear an indignant response:
What are you doing, lady?! to
Glad you are not a man.

[ + 56 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №51823
 16.08.2011
Bill Gates’ book “Business at the Speed of Thought.” out of. 2nd, corrected, and thought: "And here without Service Pack'a it didn't work out!

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №51822
 16.08.2011
Marina Rvet and the Mosque
See also PMS?
See also: AHA
Tag: plan
Thread: Month
Tag: collapsed

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №51821
 15.08.2011
xxxh: We received a letter on soap with an invitation to the "wash competition"... We thought and decided to give it to the PTO department :)

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №51820
 15.08.2011
Recently I saw a banner advertisement. Advertising MTS-modem, where a guy as "an advanced user of the Internet" recommends a MTS-modem, type "earl" so fast and stable. The whole thing is that when the "pearl" runs and holds the "asky" icon in his teeth, the icon is red, i.e. Offline is! This is a stable...
No, I am not a tester. I am admin.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №51819
 15.08.2011
The inspection of the composition of the tiles will cost the city council up to 3 million rubles, and all work should be completed by 30 September. In case of marriage, additional funds will be allocated to replace the coverage.

A christomatic example in the textbook "Budget drawing".

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №51818
 15.08.2011
xxx: always the worst things open up unexpectedly
WOW: Ah... such as diarrhea

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №51817
 15.08.2011
From a discussion of the photo, in which a police officer catches a guy’s neck.

The xxx:
This is a violation of human rights!
YYYY :
It looks like a head injury.
The violation of rights is carried out by GIBD.

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №51816
 15.08.2011
- = [ADM] = -
All of our offices received the prize.
Yellow5
The Builder’s Day?
- = [ADM] = -
Apparently yes
Yellow5
No, not to build yourself here.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №51815
 15.08.2011
xxx: you write her there that she is the best, beautiful and kind, responsive and...shortly more positive words.

Tagged: xD xD

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №51814
 15.08.2011
Advertising by mr. The Proper:
That and that and that...
What do you want?
Wash the apartment!

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №51813
 15.08.2011
In the phrase:

I’m not going to sleep with you anymore. Sleeping with married men is immoral.
- Okay, I will not sleep with you, you are my wife, a relative, and you are not accepted to sleep with relatives.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №51812
 15.08.2011
In Skype if the user is not authorized, then under it the inscription "This user has not yet given you his data". So yesterday I added a new friend to Skype, and the window I always squeeze a little to save space, and right underneath her niche is beautiful - the user has not yet given you...".
I was upset :(

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №51811
 15.08.2011
XXX: Dumb summer.The third day I don't sleep.I don't remember eating normal food.People all broke down.
I stood next to the window, thought to feed the mosquito...I gave him a hand—and he flew near her and flew out the window.
And he didn’t want my hand and threw it away.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №51810
 15.08.2011
Are there flash displays?
Yes, it’s called a player.

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