It is better to bypass a strenuous slope or break up with a mobile phone than to lie down for two meters or sit for five years.

Therefore, a beard is needed: the hoppers who were crushed, they immediately ran into the militia - ah, offended them and broke their fingers, catch-punish.
He shaved his beard and was released from recognition.
PS But in the best way, you need to change the laws so that you can also break down and stay in place, and not get squeezed, strangling the beard (

I will add:
Explain why nobody ever feels sorry for adults. That is why, if a child or a mother with a wheelchair, then surely a wretch, and if an adult without a child, then what - okay, good, it is necessary, push them all?! And this is all over the world, so angry =(
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I join. Children’s lives are overestimated. Even in the household - the first adults enter the elevator. But everyone forgets that parents, in most cases, can have another child, but a child left without parents will have a very bad life. And don’t have to talk about a childhood home and foster families, nothing and nobody will replace a parent father and mother.
and...
Christian morality has generally distorted some concepts based on common sense. Now as accepted? In the first place children, old people with disabilities, all sorts of poor people. They are attention. And in the difficult time, the first piece was received by the worker. The workers will be full and healthy - neither the children nor the elderly will disappear, but the workers will bend - all the cranes.

For the new year when viewing Irony of fate visited the idea to make a voice search engine Jasen.V1.0

by Habr

ALCANOID: Yes, I’m not about that. Imagine that the farmer Ivan has a cow. She brings a baby, which also belongs to Ivan, despite the fact that he did not make direct efforts for his birth. There is no doubt, we go on. Ivan has a tail with which he has cut off his bathtub, and it also belongs to him. And Fyodor has no tail, and he borrowed it from Ivan to cut off the bowl to himself, and it belongs to Fyodor, though the tail is not his. Everything is understandable here too. But if Ivan's cow fled into the forest and gave birth to a calf there, after which she was caught, would her calf become a public property?

AlexiusGreen: The Taurus has a chance of becoming a non-figured public shale if it is not found on time.

X: What, has this new car been presented to your Ole?

YYYYYYYYYYYYYY Now the whole office is called Van Damme.

YYY: For the sake of Volvo, the legs move

Sold, through one well-known website, an automagneto.
The Buyer calls (P):
Q: Are you still selling the magneto?
I: Yes
Q: Does it work?
I: Yes, I was working when I filmed.
Q: Where was it filmed?
I: (I wanted to say what places to know) From my car.
P is AAAA.

The Canons of Star Wars

Sorry, but I was hoping for an epic screenplay with Jason Solo
Yyy: Jason is an epic fool, on the level of idiotism comparable to his grandfather
In drama, an epic fool is called a “tragic hero.”

XXX: Running Route... Advice with Choice. I decided to buy...I will put it on the loggia.
Advice what to pay attention to, which are better pens, canvas, programs, etc.

YYY: On the pen. So that the underwear was convenient to hang out :) Sooner or later almost all of this and ends up :)

Argentina: The blanket has fled, the blanket has fled.

Argentina: It’s Tina washed... This is the shit.

Argentina: It’s me that hands out of the ass is a diagnosis. All the clothes flew out the window.

The Wolf: Ahahahahahah))))

It is not funny (

Wolf: I disagree

Argentina: Have you tried collecting strings in bushes? and ((

Argentina: Pink strings in the hearts.

Argentina: And I noticed it all when I went home from the store.

Argentina: Picture from the side: the tile picked up cowards on the bushes... and went on.
The Pizzeria.

Fighters of the 72nd Brigade were forced to retreat to the territory of Russia because of the fact that they ended their ammunition during the battle.

These five, I am shielding!

The Order "On the Procedure for Conducting Corporate Events" has been approved today.

Appendix No. 1: Instructions on First Aid in Accidents

The commissioner appears to be an experienced employee.

EU-shestakov: The mouth singer Gazmanov proposed to rename St. Petersburg to Petrograd. ...

X: Could I change the name of Gizmodo as well?
YYY: In Gazprom for example.
XXX: Then go to Gaze!

We are in the auto school class. Instructor showing the reverse lightforest asks the question:
- What should you do if you were driving on a reversal road, and the lighting took and turned off?

There is silence in the classroom, and a woman’s voice is uncertain:
to panic?

The continuation:
Present the theoretical topics of forums where domestic cats and cats communicate:
15 is The cabinets in the kitchen, what are they hiding there?
16 is 28 tail positions expressing “I’m in the shape!”
17th Are you going on an anthrax on the houseside?
18 is Where to hide the socks? Checked places and recommendations.
19 is A new magazine for speed. Who is faster?
20 is There are hundreds of ways to hide so that you are not found.
21 is Is cat mint a habit?
22nd How to teach a human child to slide properly.
23nd Running on the keyboard: new routes.
24 is Lost 40 balls in one room. Who is more?
25 is How to invite cats without leaving the house? Only proven recipes.
26 is Aquarium in the house - auto-training or provocation?
27 is We share ways to pull out a bag of garbage from the cage.
28 is A great news! Some home plants are poisonous. I have to try the others...
29 is Five ways to take a pill at a distance.
c) the building

I add :

From a psychology forum:
HH: Hi, I am interested in how to manage people? Maybe someone suggests? Thanks in advance :)
WOW : Hi. In general, look at:
Forward - W, Back - S, Left - A, Right - D, Jump - Space, Run - Shift, Sit - Q or C, Use - G, The lighthouse is rare, but for every case I will say: F. Fire - LCM, Target - PCM, Recharge - R, Handball fight - E, Specify direction - Alt. Hopefully you will find out :DD

CTRL is more convenient.

From the Dacian.
Our educated, urban, semi-racial cat loved to bite village dogs on the weekend. And this time, probably as usual, by biting something out of their dishes, it was expected to provoke the pursuit.
The cat ran to the house on the streets of the local cooperative. The forces were unequal. The puffy tail was already a half-meter away from the teeth crawling, the seams flowing with saliva... The last turn with the back of the rear – and here he, the native threshold, in direct sight.
At the door was a mother with a scarf. A terrible force, by the way.
This is the cat fortune, thought the cat. Slowing down with the police turn, he turned to the seams and squeezed sharply. In general, you can spit on anyone if you have a woman in the back with a heavy cold weapon.
The dogs, gently speaking, did not expect it. They swallowed and sat on their ass.
Unconditionally turning his head, not immediately, but withdrew. The bullet is an argument.
Looking back, I was disappointed...
The proud cat did not leave his mother that day.
And in the morning brought her a freshly killed white mouse on her pillow.
He assessed the rescue of the tail in the life of the muscular princess.
and educated.
Ierofant

Harry Potter is a story about overcoming fears, finding the strength in yourself to never give up and never betray friends and those you love. Twilight is a story about how important it is to have a guy.

Stephen King

The Pink Panther is also a man. Good that they are almost all without words :) Who doesn't believe - see, for example, the 56 series "Pink-A-Rella"
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Lord, how can a pink panther be taken for a female character? He is terrible and clearly male.

Once the old jokes went...
"Dushman and the Praporcher"
There is an Afghan sniper in the barracks. He looks - the military appears, and in the pursuit of the strip. Looking at the reference book: "Efraytor, the 5 Afghan Prize". Just going to shoot, as he sees, another military, with two strips. Looking at the reference book: "Younger Sergeant, Prize of 10 Afghans". He picked up the rifle and the officer disappeared. He looks - another military appears, with a star on the pursuit. Not long thinking, shoots, looks into the reference book: "Flagger, a fine of 50 Afghans".

> "wedding" (on the slang of automakers - the combination of body and chassis)"
Unfortunately, in our factories, this action can safely be called a marriage.