One day you’ll ask me what I love more – to eat or you. I’m not going to say anything, because it’s my name.
I’t even ask, because my mouth is busy XD

I have been living the right way of life for two months. I stopped drinking, smoking, I don’t go to clubs, I don’t eat club pills, I’ve long forgotten about coke, I’ve stopped putting in the totalizator, I’ve stopped playing blackjack, roulette, poker, machines... I haven’t stopped smoking.
YYY: Have you been treated? Did you go to the sanatorium, or?
xxx: No, paid warcraft for six months :D

- You know, Nastia is my best friend, my girlfriend, my favorite...
What is the problem with HDD?
It’s all three different things =(

<sds> Why is the internet so slow today? – – –
Either your brother downloads porn, or your sister overlooks it.

He grievously complained that during the Olympics he received calls, where through the chickens unknown with a disgusting voice pronounced "Need more gold!", and laid the bell.

The HHH:
There was a joke)
I’m going to the Cannibal Corps concert.
There is no clothes in the club.
So everyone carries their bags to the supermarket across the road.
to put in these storage chambers)
I go to the supermarket and there.

YYYY :
A lot of metal in the supermarket :)

Xxx is:
There were 9.5 metalheaders per 10 people.
And such a guard, he is just in natural horror.
In his eyes, he has just a fairy desire to resign.)

The meaning of life is reflected by those who do not get tired at work.

The case takes place at the MSU Clinic. Hundreds of enrolled students go through the medical commission.
The friend:
Look at that ass.
I look — and I see clearly outstanding shorts with the flag of Great Britain. Noting this, I say to a friend:
God save the Queen.
Apparently, hearing this, the girl turns around and emerges:
What fucking thing? Why do I hear it for the fifth time? What is Dejavu?

Alcohol does not help to find the answer, it helps to forget the question.

I worked a non-standard model. well those with a fat ass, then lost weight and became no one needed)

What can be cooked but not eaten?
Yyy: Girls can do this))) They will prepare it and it is not possible)

on the Black Sea coast. From the table comes the girl to the bar:
What was the last delicious drink you drank?
The Barman:
How to drink vodka...

Yes, how do you, blatantly, messed up with your sms, fuck boys, girls, phones and other shit.
Remember the verification word - symp_a_thia, bleat.

In short, the matter was this: the controller came to check the tickets. He caught two rabbits, quarrels with them, knocks right. The entire bus is watching the controller pathetically out with his "catch", in order to fine at the stop. He goes down the stairs...and suddenly disappears!! to
It turns out that the bus stopped right in front of an open lounge, which the driver did not notice. The controller, well, did not fall into the depths, but somehow stuck there. And the rabbits, whom he diligently embarrassed, began to pull him out of the hole. Interestingly, were the "country" fined or released under honest pioneering? =DDD

13.08.2012 23:44:48, Lera
You are the best I have:
13.08.2012 23:45:18, IOException
And I have a laptop with 8GB 4 cores, 2GB widget and SSD. I don’t need a girl.
13.08.2012 23:45:30, IOException
Fuck it, by chance. I wanted to write that I love you very much.

From comments to the article from Khabr: Encrypted file-insurance Wikileaks (64 GB).
If suddenly, the file was downloaded by my cat. I don’t interfere with the cat’s personal life.

It is: no militants. I am tired of blood.
When did you get tired?
She: I have critical days every month :(

How did you know I was in the movie?
YYY: The deduction :D
XXX: What if it is serious?
Tagged with: deduction

The manager sent me a follow-up.

Official note

Please give me a new chair.
Because of my religious beliefs, and the commandment of the soul, the chair must be on wheels (in the amount of 4 pieces), wrapped with the skin of white buffaloes grown on the southern slope of the Himalayan river and killed no later than June 25, on the day of the Taurus in the shadow of the Mist.
For my part, I pledge to increase the efficiency of my work by 350%, because this chair will allow me to connect with the Unknown Egregor "Robot Mass".
My chair was broken. Give it new. Please go.

YYY: I am married!
YYY: I have an idea!
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
YYY: You should have scratched it, and I could think further!