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[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №8528
 04.08.2008
The ancestors sat in the subway.Buyed all kinds of things and slices.I stoom, my peppers, my and think of my... I think... that the peppers were stretched.
Oil painting: Kira opens the box with a lamp, throws out the box, washes the lamp, accurately puts next to it.
18 lamps.24 peppers.Mom is in shock.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №8527
 04.08.2008
How to vote for a quote more than 5 times?

Easy, press SHIFT, press Start, and then press CTRL + 5 times

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №8526
 04.08.2008

Anastasiya (12:43:17 1/08/2008)
Max, it’s about you.
Anastasiya (12:43:19 1/08/2008)
<xxx>My acquaintances are divided into two categories - some do not like me and consider me a dude, and others love, despite the fact that I am a dude.

Wicked (12:53:25 1/08/2008)
There are other units that shake their eyes and say: Nipanyama, how is this more possible.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №8525
 04.08.2008
Talk about Half
When you get into the Xen world, you have to jump on the islands.
xxx: this is
How to jump from the first to the second?
yyy: sit down + jump
XXX: I am a rare pervert.
xxx: I put dynamite on the edge of the platform, ran, jumped and exploded... for 3 jumps enough xD
Tagged: lol
YYY: How would the bear say "If you were a fool!" LOL

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №8524
 04.08.2008
No, I’m obviously used to being distracted and unwise. I have become accustomed to turning a non-biological cup of sweet tea several times a day at work. I can drop the peach that I just washed in the kitchen and carried to my workplace with the expectation of enjoyment. I can break, fall, hit, and so on a thousand times. and etc.

Break a knife on a ice cream!! This is a shame, friends!!! to

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №8523
 04.08.2008
Parkour, Parkour... It’s all childhood. This is when on the day of the Civil War, drunk in the hollow blue berets in the full dark three take on the 4 meter monument of the First Teacher in 7 seconds to have time to shoot on her neck with the help of a digital timer that lies at the bottom of this parkour.

c) Skitial

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №8522
 04.08.2008
The envious neighbor imposed a curse on our whole family.
How I imposed?
In front of the door.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №8521
 04.08.2008
The Siberian International Marathon
My self-esteem fell to zero. I run the first 10 km, full of strength, a good pace, and then my grandparents start to overtake me, and I am 22 years old. So not one of some, but a lot, one by one, I think good, horses and not people, how many live all their lives are trained. At 10km there was a shit. Usually people prepare for this distance of 42,195 km for a very long time, exercise a lot, eat properly, in 3 - 4 days stop giving heavy loads. Well, and then a guy who is not a sports guy, unbarred, overtakes me... and from him the gesture is like a gout, I still felt him from the back! The fucking!! What an admin!

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №8520
 04.08.2008
I have a friend with 2 dogs.And at night it is not your dogs guessed on the sidewalk, right under my window!And the man, whose windows are just above this place, every day runs to my friend,when he walks with the dogs and asks-"It is not your dogs guessed on the sidewalk,directly under my window?"He got this question,and got the whole yard,which hears this question all the time.The friend suffered,suffered,and recently,under the evening,the people in the yard was a lot, my friend, having seen that this man goes home with his wife, ran and asked,the noise,the whole yard"Sorry, this is not your wife NASRA under my windows????The court was lying for an hour!!! to

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №8519
 04.08.2008
I just received a letter:
"Welcome to
I am professionally engaged in mass mailing.
I offer cooperation.
Write to icq 41-964-3027
Contact us by phone: (495)589 69 53"

The first thought "Yes, that’s all you?!?and "
- the second "where to get that would make him break";

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №8518
 04.08.2008
xxxx
Leah, why are you angry? Back home, what did I do?
UUU
Lenka, go to the village. When I married you, I thought it would be a little different. And you, shit, moved to me, stopped studying, you don’t work, you don’t prepare to eat, you don’t clean up at home, you almost don’t lose sex. And you ask what you did? You did not do it! This is fucking.
UUU
If I quit my job and go as a shoe seller to work - your pistetz will be
xxxx
No need for Leica! I went out for the director of the bank, not for the shoemaker!

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №8517
 04.08.2008
Russia, shit, a unique country, where having 5000p of one piece of paper, where you can buy beer and on the bus where you go, at least dumb because no one can give up, plus the salespeople in the depths of their hearts consider you a rare pidar.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №8516
 04.08.2008
1 Blonde
1 knock on the door.
of 2?
1 open-value spire some with a cart, with bags
1 I gru go nahuy, ninado niche
1 thought barga some
1 was not attracted))))
2 ) )

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №8515
 04.08.2008
I arranged to work in the IT department, I go with the boss into the building, and I see the grove.... I say "and our department is stressed in the spring to plant, clean"... he says no, say there are specially trained people.... Yesterday 3 specially trained people were cutting the branch and digging, and they were talking about IPv6 and coaxial O_o

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №8514
 04.08.2008
<YoDogg> Piplz.. and how to change the avatar on the passport?

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №8513
 04.08.2008
Q: Have you already decided what you want?
I want a car.
I want to go in the car, but nobody gives me.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №8512
 04.08.2008
Wicked (16:04:29 30/07/2008)
I read on the website how to disconnectcomp, did everything and here divorces on the monitor
Wicked (16:05:12 30/07/2008)
to do
Wicked (16:06:10 30/07/2008)
Please help me, I’m on the phone.
Derede (16:10:41 30/07/2008)
Remove the BIOS battery and move it back.
Derede (16:13:21 30/07/2008)
Receive electricity quickly when the compass is turned off.
Derede (16:13:54 30/07/2008)
Where are you?
Derede (16:29:59 30/07/2008)
Can I call an ambulance?

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №8511
 04.08.2008
I asked for an explanation (I did not go to work). Here is the text:
"Ul. and Andrey Nikolaevich On Friday 25.07.2008 she did not go to work due to the failure of the preprocessor, subsequent decompilation and total disassembly of the cerebral cortex. Emergency macros and directives did not work. I had to stay home and wait for the doctor.

A certificate from the children's clinic is attached."

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №8510
 04.08.2008
I sit with a friend in a cafe. The sun shines out the window and the birds sing. From now on, clouds and rain on the wall. The girl at the neighboring table thoughtfully: "This is our Peter's weather... In the morning, get busy, and in the evening - fucking..."

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №8509
 04.08.2008
And remember, serotonin is a substance, not a process!

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