I am a fool! I am bad! It is just PPS!
BBB:Guy :) and I am the girls who organize suffering on the grounds of all appearance I send a daddy pre-prepared with photos of various wicked ones :)) in 5 minutes they are already rotting and do not think about their appearance...
A: It is fun. Come out to me?
BBB: eyeyeyeyeye... no... no.
AAA : Why?
What is there, am I there?!!!! to
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ZZZ is unfair. 200 for both marriages. 200 for each divorce.
xxx: entrance ruble, exit two)))

On Monday, I was sent to the office car to send reports to the tax office.
I go in. Careful security guard:"Fall out!"
I am from such an organization to report.
Organizers are missing!
And I don’t have a bank pass, I’m just on the lists for entering the building. To explain it to him I did not decide, I took Visa from my wallet and said:"Here!"
Is he a new model?
I am UGU.
The guard is you, go here. A second guard appears. He says, “Look at the girl’s pass, have you seen it?”
Watson, I have seen it.
Here is my name and name, here is the logo.
The guards, go on.

For boys, this is an exercise:
You attach your legs to the turnik (strongly), hang down with your head, take the gloves and press them behind your head. Next 4 approaches, 10 times try to reach your head to the turnik.
After the exercise, you scream loudly for someone to come and take you off.

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Have a smile and smile! ?
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JustMe: Why do you realize that sex is not the most important thing, only after you’ve become adolescent?

XHH: how fluorography works is not known?
You are dressed up by the belt.You enter the cabin and press your chest. to the hollowed lens, the thick old babe oret "Inspired and STOPED!!!!", you are dying in the air, there is a burnout, a scream "Breathe out!!!You go out, you dress up. approximately so.
Tagged: idiotic

And I’ll build my own Facebook, with audionarkots and prostitutes!!"-Pavel Durov, 2006

On Tuesday, Putin arrived in Orenburg, farmers complained that the drought destroyed the crops. There was a heavy rain on Thursday. Thank you Vladimir Vladimirovich for fulfilling our request.

C@T: Opened a new slaughterhouse for himself
C@T: 0,5 kefir mixed with pieces of black bread and salt, you can bite a slice... And piss
Divisi0n_by_zer0: men, you invented the demo version of okroška ))

I just got into a fight with my husband. He wanted to go to bed with two children, three books and a calculator in his bed.

Students in the metro:
X: Well, take a couple of eggs off, and you’ll keep it up.
Yyy: You say “a pair of eggs,” as if he had a dozen more in stock.

Interestingly, I was the only one before when I watched a movie, and when I saw that the main characters were swimming under the water, I also held my breath and checked if I could keep up?

Fuck, I’m watching the news. Report on the Ural River. They say it will dry out in five years.
Then my uncle comes in and I say to him, “Ural dries out.” he looks at the telecast and says "Maybe Chapaeva will find..."

x - I tried not even to move when she joked on my knees, or next to me))
U - O_O
x – she slept
X is a good trick.

XHHH: Russified the Opera, Fuck... "Management of Cucumbers"!

What fucking life is this?
In some centuries, a spice rushed home, poured milk, went like a decent man to a comp. I printed a message in an aske, a spice laid next to it.Here a dog runs up to a chair, takes a spice and runs away, as long as I picked the spice from the dog, a cat drank all the milk.

And you tried calling the mediator Gandon in your hearts, then proving to him that Gandon is not blasphemous, Gandon is a defender.

by LOL! I told him on radio. The militia carried out a raid in a supermarket and under the pretext that "you have cheese fuzzy" seized all available Dor-Blu.

Author of Quotes:
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I recently worked as a conductor of passenger wagons... What unrestricted power I experienced when a passenger approaches you by pressing his knees, pressing out his smile and so complainingly pronouncing: “Toilet?”?" And I said to him:"SANZONA!"
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You are stupid.