Yesterday I did a repair from old work, the floor of the office removal home
Just started karaoke "song"
the menta knocks - the neighbor is hanged (
Hopefully not because of our karaoke.

XXXX: describe yourself in two words))
YYY: I think badly.

There are pleasant interface changes. The icons next to the "Quantity" and "Cost" fields have turned from boring blue sticks into incomprehensible green cylinders.

A friend, biker, subarist writes:
I decided to drink a bottle of wine with my mother at dinner, and forgot about the fact that the cupboard has long been broken. Well, I don’t think long taking the screw, screw, passages. and. and. At the moment I cope with the traffic jams, which my half-century-old mother, with the eyes shaken, declares: “I have your life experience! "D

Abortions, divorces, alimony, betrayals... Yeah, where do you, fucking, find such? Everyone finds what they want: someone breasts/member/wallet, someone support and support for life. First find out yourself what you need.

Now the edge of the ear heard the words of the girl from VTB-insurance:"Leaving life for any reason - whether it is death or...", I have not heard further, but here is a mystery. What happened after or?? to

News "House on Osipov underwent "attack" collectors"

The Third Stone:

"They are doing the right thing! Or they’ve done it all at the end. So to them! It would have been necessary to write on the government building "Give a debt, shit!", or out of the area 50 billion debt already! The whole government must write out: "You will not pay the debt, everyone will be bad!", "Give the debt, cock!", well, and so on - as is accepted by collectors. And the glass is broken, of course."

Reading the local heights, there is the impression that the majority of people on this site are schoolchildren, who only know about relationships from movies and the Internet. And what it means a woman should clean, wash, cook. And that the men are all goats here, who only want to catch up and escape. And everyone uses each other, demands something, chairs do not drop, for dragging furniture demands to shake the floor... Fuck, you are all from this universe?I am married, I have 3 friends. In our family completely equal treatment, both spouses work, household duties are performed in turn. At work without problems, we and the boys are filling a couch or furniture, and none of us will come to the mind to demand something from the girls. The girls will also help us in case of something: and the coffee cup is just so cooked, and on the table for the doctor will cover, just fuck for free, you understand? You are me and I am you". There is no "must" Just because we are all normal people. And when we help somebody, we really help a man, not a man/woman. Do you really need to start with yourself and your surroundings? You know, things like this attract things like this.

Graduates of the FSB Academy, directed to Chukotka and Kamchatka, massively wrote reports.
On transfer to Crimea, on the border with Ukraine.

“We will be happy to benefit the country in this hot spot. And we quickly wash off the shame of riding on the "gelendvagen",” reports the reports.

The news:
An international team of researchers has discovered behind Neptune a small strange object with an orbit not characteristic of the solar system - it moves across and in reverse direction.
The commentary:
It's Pluto, he was upset that he stopped being considered a planet and organized a strike!!! to
It is :)

RRR: So why are you cracking? What are you breaking? I know I need to sleep more!!! to
Mmm:...he said, adding an energy drink from a salad, where he mistakenly poured it instead of a cup.

About the Internet tests, where the "telling" is made based on the date of birth:

Boy - I have a result "interspace bomb flying on the wings of the night" >< jss
WOW WOW WOW, you are Doctor Who!

The Chair
I lived in many rented apartments and visited many friends. Toilets are different. Without a cap, without a chair, with a chair, which does not hold itself in an open state. I have never failed. That's why it's worth blaming, so it's for the fact that the chair is not raised, and worse - they don't wipe out after themselves if they missed. The rest are personal cockroaches. I had scandals because I could wash my hands in the dishwasher in the kitchen, not in the bathroom. from the same opera.

How to blatant la la foolish contextual advertising. This game Diablo fans have been waiting for years". The game that fans of Diablo have been waiting for years is Diablo 3, but it is not the next game with an indescribable name from the brave soap.ru.

The Men's Dream
to fuck without protection, not to raise children and not to pay alimony
Beauties and Heroes,

XXX - I did not understand. I live in the Astrakhan region and don’t know about the watermelon girl boy...How do you distinguish them?

YYY - I didn't tell you) fucking strawberries are not accepted.

ZZZ - Why are they being cut?

Morgil: I do not understand. You are so careful, so careful, why do you have things that live one season maximum, and I have five or six years?
Roland: And you look at the state of your things and mine. When my things go out of order, I honorably accompany them to rest, like veterans of labor who have fulfilled their duty. And you use dark spells, raising them in the form of zombies, and forcing them to crack until their flesh itself is destroyed from time.

XH: Has anyone read Baiser? I don’t know if I’m lacking brains or if he’s writing cleverly.
WOW: What is this at all?? to
ZZZ: This is the huge black orange book that is in the boss’s office.
Is it being read? I thought they bought it to hit us in the head if we were cutting!

Obviously so. The toilet should always be lifted, and the seat should always be lowered. A cat in the bathroom.

I do not need a child. Can I force a woman to have an abortion? I can not. Can I write a refusal at birth? I can’t, but a woman can. I have only one right - silently paying alimony, and I want children or not - no one fucking. And you say "sexism"...

Man, you have the right to make yourself a seed bandage. This is called vasectomy. No, there will be no children. This is why when a woman learns about this feature of the male body, she quietly leaves almost immediately... for different reasons...