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17 years ago there was no war around the world, prices did not rise so rapidly, there were no food sanctions, firms and opened, jobs appeared rather than shrunk, the dollar was more than 2 times cheaper. Have you forgotten it or remembered it from your childhood?

Again, they fought then in their country, in the Second Chechen War, and for a year before that the dollar immediately increased 6 times. You once again admire me, I have long noticed that comments "//////////" are often just rare idiotism.

I don’t know what shocks me more: the fact that you replaced my laptop charger with a serving knife and a meat cutter, or that you eventually repaired it!

Chinese doctors mistakenly took a man who was waiting for his wife's birth as a patient and performed an operation to remove hemorrhoids, China News reports.



The incident occurred in one of the hospitals of the city of Shenyang in the province of Liaoning. According to the 29-year-old, he waited for about 40 minutes at the door of the operating room, where his wife was doing a cesarean, when a doctor from the neighboring operating room called to him. According to the victim, the doctor ordered him to dress up and go to bed.



At the young man’s question “why,” the surgeon briefly ordered “to do what is said.” The man, afraid of being mocked after further questions, obeyed the instructions of the doctor and went to bed. According to him, during the operation he heard the screams of his newborn child coming from the neighboring operating room.



After the operation, the "patient" demanded explanations of the doctor's actions.



The hospital administration admitted that the man had been operated by mistake and promised to pay compensation of 5,000 yuan ($750), stressing that he actually had hemorrhoids.



The lawyer of the hospital, in turn, said that part of the responsibility lies on the victim itself, since he is of adult age and can be responsible for his actions.



According to the agency, the man still needs rest due to the unexpected operation, but he is happy that his wife and child are healthy and their lives are not threatened. The newly born father regrets only that he is not yet able to take care of them.

I witnessed the greatest deception. The supermarket, the evening, a bunch of people and half the box office as usual do not work, and those who work have built up such a straightforward line. I stood in one, I almost got there, 4-5 people all left. To the next turn approach a guy with a girl, estimate her length and bitterly breathe. Suddenly the girl whispered something to the guy's ear, turns and goes along the box. "I probably went to look for where the people were smaller," I decided and continued to stick into the chocolate stand. Suddenly I hear:

Go to this box!

Half of that row immediately broke on the voice, like the mosquitoes on the lamp, and the guy calmly took his place, already much closer to the box office. After a while, the girl came back, and on their faces I immediately realized that I now have an offgenic way to reduce queues in stock!

Do you know how to improve the taste and quality of water?

Buying a water filter?

- No, you have to put a huge bite of meat in the water and put it on fire.

I work as an odmin in an office that delivers premises for trade (mainly furniture, light, household). In the building where the server is located and, accordingly, my nest sits office with soft furniture, there are three virgins working as sales consultants. The chief offered them to hire a carrier in the staff to place chairs in the hall, re-group on Feng Shui and other rotating furniture. Or divide his potential salary between them if they are willing to perform his duties. The virgins chose the second option. The additional 9 thousand (three per nose) is not superfluous. At first, what did the ladies do? Right, they ran to me, the man. And the next and the next time the ladies tried to hide me to perform their duties. He refused and became a fool.

I spoke to the boss, now he is paying me 6k for the duties of the furniture carrier, but I still sit there. It is not difficult for me, it is even more beneficial for him.

Now I am a double fool - deprived the poor women of their earnings, almost as a child, I took away the candy.

More about rides.
Drivers, who are slow, who are fast, have forgotten that the sound signal can be used solely to prevent an accident or to notify about the departure outside of settlements (and not as a requirement to give up the road), and not on any occasion. Not in the residential area at all.
Or go, get stuck in a bumper and I will "bubble". No one cancelled the cameras on the rear glass - you biked, pay a fine of 12.20 KOAP.

As a child, I learned from somewhere that if you say something in the sewage hole in the bathroom (located below the border), it will be heard by the neighbors. And one day, taking water procedures, I noticed that the neighbors also have someone in the bathroom. Well, I did not think for long, as closely as possible, attached my face to this hole and said with a cartoon voice: "Hi! I am home!” I have never heard such a thump and cry of "MAMA-A-A" from the neighbors) Thus myths are born.

Rome was destroyed by migrants. At that time they were called barbarians.

In 1988, they were fused by the Black Cheromesh. The river is in the Carpathians. The West of Ukraine, if. We visited a God-forgotten village. The appearance on the river of tourists in the face of us provoked some revitalization in the form of cries of "moskalyki splashy". Well, we are poker faces and we float further... And behind the turn is a bridge, such a wooden structure on low supports, under which you climb on the bay, bending to the water. And between the supports, good people tied their hair. Coat casting, if anyone has not understood, a 40cm thick steel blade. The spectators were scattered on the shores.

There was no blood, there was no blood. But, in fact, this is all you need to know about the "happy, benevolent and polite" people from Western Ukraine, about whom here one affair writes almost every day.

In the event of Trump's victory, for the first time in America, a billionaire will move to live in public housing, which was previously occupied by a black family.

"Reading Tolstoy" reminded me of one story from a physitech. When the first homework was to find N errors in a new edition of a textbook on Matan. The edition was new, the internet when it did not exist.

It is good to fight about the giraffes. Let’s talk about cloning pigs in sex shops.

There was a grandfather from a deaf village in Moscow. He is surrounded by the villagers, he tells them what, and how.
I went to an intimate shop.
What is this?
Anto is a special store for anto business. Don't believe, there are even artificial babies there.
Everyone is surprised, and one broken baby asks:
And what, Petrovich, are the men there artificial?
There is. I didn’t see it this time, but I didn’t get some spare parts.

Kursk is so deaf that yesterday I was chasing a fox for Lenin.
XXX: I am not joking.
XXX: The real lion
XXX is Pokémon.
She ran to the summer terrace next to Pushkin and sat on the stage.
I was given a shale in this restaurant to lure a fox, but I secretly ate it.

Mom, thoughtfully examining the contents of the refrigerator and bar after the trip:
“I hope you ordered yourself a pizza or this nightmare Chinese food, because otherwise it means that the week we were not there you were only drunk eating olives.

In hell the philologists in Chan with resin are laid and laid.

"In the woods the road is updated"- and what the woods are, the hell knows it.

The dictionaries stopped printing, the internet search engines forbidden parents to use?

> It is only annoying when you openly invent left-wing reasons for rejection. Be kind not to lie or hypocrite.

I personally get even more upset when even left-wing reasons don’t come up with it. In our office we refused to hire a suitable by qualification (by resume, at least) programmer, then an admin. Tech.lead (one of those who need approval) every time says he won't take because a woman. On the collective question "and what?" the answer from the tech.led was never received.

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Fima, close your mouth on the other side, let the doctor calmly make your opinion!
Have you drank for the shit?
What are you kidding with her? We have things to do for the glands!
Don’t make me nervous, there’s more to ruin!

Once upon a time, three ugly boys stood on the road like shlagbaums. Pulled out of the pockets of feathers, castets and the same such brave standing with a punch on the mouths to make us not good. So Dawa, never thinking about it, struck them down the jaw.

You’re chasing your mother into the grave, son, and even deeper!
Make my mother an orphan.
From where this Cilia came, she behaves like a Romanian prostitute!
What kind of wife are you here? Here is your mother!