"According to the calculations of experts, Russia cannot provide enough food to Russians"
I don’t understand – the half of the country is happy farmers, and we can’t feed the population.

Menu in the market:
hamburger with cat.
The Fruits Wedding
Samson from Gove.

I immediately wanted to eat...

Test - "Learn the name of your future husband".
Question of 1. Their pol?

I have been asking for many years: why is the right and left eyelids asymmetrical? and

xxx: I go to the server room today, and there our odmin plays arkanoid... on a laptop touchpad... The feet!! to
It is true that the hamsters will stop in the summer... :)

The news:
Chinese tourists poisoned in a Chinese restaurant in St. Petersburg
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I should have gone so far :)

Absolutely all people improve the genome. Some by birth, some by death.

As one of my acquaintances said. We drove along Lenin, we rushed terribly... a pedestrian crossing. The girl goes: the shirt of the trousers does not close, the top is transparent, the stitch is huge, a blonde. And it goes so slowly... This uncle, who is behind the wheel (he is about 37 years old) opens the window and says: “Davi b...day – save Russia.” Neighboring cars, who heard just fell out)))) Virgo went faster and disappeared in the nearest cave))))

The Subscriber:
Welcome to the Internet cable.

The provider:
Hi, collect her, she is holy.)

"Less conscientious than politicians are only the builders" said Zadornov. He obviously did not know that there are other provincial internet providers :(

Call to the accountant. The problem is that they do not have access to the bank. I sit tormented, I don’t understand what a mess... And it turned out that the account was blocked! Due to multiple incorrect passwords. I ask, said what it is, says that she entered the password, but not finding the right letter on the key, entered a similar outwardly - "thought they will not notice..." =)))))))) Day sought to unlock the account - this is how we live=)

Status in the ASK: (. ) c) Chronology of the working day

When I eat, I am deaf and dumb.
When Ebu, eyes on the forehead

I am telling you now as a staff member that the main qualities in an employee are to be able to be flattered before customers and to work with cakes. A red diploma, a red diploma.

Why is life like a game?? to

He killed a fly and 20 rubles fell out of it and a bottle of kefir.

The psychic of the summer. Shirt with short sleeves.

Recorded number 1
I thought and decided that this would be my blog!

I came from work early, I walk into the room and I watch the following picture: my eyebrows a needle tape with condoms, half-shopped condemning the “daughter... daughter... daughter...”

The son comes home after school, and his dad is an administrator in an online game, he monitors the order in the chat. The son approaches the father and says:
Dad, you are being called to school.
For what?
I fought for the change.
Let the soap be removed. Without coverage, the complaint is invalid.

Sacred )

Tagged with: fake! I just have no words!!! to
I bought beer and chips. A free evening. I decided to postpone. The Heroes of Magic 3. Created a random map, specifically selected the BIG to develop longer. Everything is fine, I sit, play, pump, urinate random enemies around, drink beer, eat chips...
SOLOD: After a couple or three hours, it becomes clear... The computer created a map divided by the forest and the mountains exactly in half. And there are no portals, no passages, no underground crossings!
I am dumb running down; the enemy is dumb running up.
SOD: One comforts, I at least run with beer and chips... %)