At work now:
Analyst: "Can we still think about users? We are changing the filter panel for the fourth time, they panic, complain. We can’t stabilize for two years, how long can we?"
Director: “I will tell you, as a Jew, for a good deed you can endure for 40 years.”

When transferring to the installation disk, the temporary folder instead of tmp was named iddqd.
Usually after installation, the removal of the timer took about a minute, but this creature will not die for an hour.
Be careful with the names.

XHH: on the subject of sanctions products.News. The man as.

12.01.The driver stole a truck with sanctioned tomatoes after detention

16:05 The driver who stole the fur with sanctions tomatoes to Belarus, forgot the passport at the customs

And in the morning they brought my goats, and I looked at them and thought: What to do with them??? The doctor told me: Did you play dolls when you were a child? Go here, it is the same. At that moment, I remembered with horror that when I was a child, I had a Jeannotch doll with which I cut off my hand.

News discussion: "In 40 years, sex with robots will become commonplace".

Sex with technology has long been practiced everywhere. When I had the Vaas, sex was every week and very varied. Plus, from time to time, you interact with the comp and smartphone.

Despite the protests of human rights defenders and mass petitions, on August 6, meat, cheeses and fruits will be burned, pressed and buried in Kaliningrad, St. Petersburg, Bryansk, Pskov, Smolensk and other cities.

Fuck, find the pit where the meat and cheese are burned.

Govorilkin: polished with gasoline, with the remains of balls ;)

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm And the Luke! Luke is more!

Soon there will be a future in Russia.
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I will probably answer:

Zadolb 17967: And let’s not move your head from sick to healthy, right? Are you angry by the callers? And what damn you take the phone at every phone call, sitting behind the wheel,... (text)
and----
I’ve always been upset by the habit of people calling back 10 minutes before we agreed that I would go. Instead of getting there for that time, I spent 10 minutes rebuilding myself,... (text) Psychanul and bought a phone setup with a loudspeaker for loud communication. What I recommend to everyone.
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I am confident that in five years, a special device will be invented with which you can talk on the phone without hands. This is "Hands Free"

Cleaning in the apartment, my wife forges the soil in a vase with a flower, I get involved in the process with a cloth in my hand. Suddenly, the wife excavates from the ground a huge four-foot, resembling a scalopendra. The woman jumped back from the vase and said, “Aaaah, a thousand worms!!!” Yes, and there are worms, and why there are exactly a thousand, but the film "D'Artagnan and the Three Musketeers" at that moment was filled with new colors for me.

Of course, it’s good to be a programmer. All of you are happy, all of your money is sweeping... Like a stripper, you just don’t have to dress :)

Yesterday we sat in the house. The buses no longer run, decided to get closer to the city and take a taxi. I call the operator - Girl, be nice machine in the country village N. We will meet on the turn between the abandoned military unit and the cemetery...

I have always been stunned by the foolish and destructive policies of our glorious authorities... To distract the attention of the population from the euro 70 and the dollar 65 destroy the products that could be given to children’s homes and pensioners, which any camambers in life will never be able to buy themselves...

Madame Chasey wrote a tumultuous post about vaccinations. In particular, he writes that the vaccination against papilloma leads to infertility. I would be grateful if you commented.
I don’t know how and, most importantly, why to comment nonsense.
If the above lady is reproduced by human papillomavirus, then her this vaccine is undoubtedly threatening infertility. All that are reproduced in the usual way for man (i.e. through the merger of male and female reproductive cells - wherever it occurs), the problems of the ladies are not concerned.

The Pirate "Terminator" filmed in Gelendzhik.

On the backdrop of the screen are constantly walking black shadows with screams: "Maize!", "Driven Crabs!", "Churchella!"

In 1993, I glued the bandages in several layers on the wiped pad of old shoes and walked two seasons. And here the depths of hell suddenly... the iPhone is expensive, and you don’t want to work... shoot yourself at the bottom of the nose.
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You know, to those who have not survived the 90s, and the current situation seems a gesture. To those who survived, by the way, too, because they are accustomed to a more or less full and stable life and do not want to experience it again. Especially when the age is no longer the same.
As I say - yes, I can live without inets, sausages and foreign trips 2-3 times a year, but I really don't want to.

I formed my mother. and passport. I found a recording at work:
transferred to the position of dispatcher of the train (part 1 of the group) of the Penza district of management of the dispatcher center of management of transportation of the traffic service of the Kuibyshev Directorate of traffic management - structural unit of the central directorate of movement management of the branch of the open joint-stock company Russian railways;

and monumental.

They said either to work or to be fired. Unpleasant arrangement

Have you seen the "Caucasian Prisoner" of L. Gaida? Remember how Nikulin dictated Vicinu?
Write from a new line. Lunch, emphasize, the soup refused. In the cups - soup harcho.
– Harko...
Three portions of shishka was thrown into the abyss.
In the abyss.
I broke two bottles of wine.
and three.
Write three.

Reminds me of nothing? and ;)

XXX: Buying condoms! I don’t understand why someone is in charge of taxpayers.
YYY: I think that this someone else and the taxpayers themselves will upset you more.

With the arrival of selfie sticks, Samsung phones finally got their finished appearance.

Roman: I was lying down, enjoying coming. A thought came to me. I invented a task. Jesus knows how to turn water into wine. The wine strength is on average 12%. The remaining 88% is water. So the question. How many times did Jesus have to do the operation of turning water into wine to get the fortress as close to 100% as possible?
Transformation is like that.
VineFromWater(Water water) {
return new Vine(water, AWESOME_POWER_OF_GOD)
} is
Alexander: Accordingly, if you give the entrance object Vine, you get IllegalArgumentException