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[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №34402
 12.08.2010
XXX: I thought about it. Here you remember our thirty-degree frosts, and how we roasted from the pandos, when they in the states of AH 4 cm of snow fell out and woke up! Movement closes, schools shut down
YYY: Yes, we had a minus 35. And what?
xxx: well, and we cry like hot, after such a summer we will be cool in hell, etc.
xxx: that’s you throw over us like black people in Zimbabwe rjute)))))

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №34401
 12.08.2010
Swem: We have a new sign of stumbling at work!
Adolf: What is it?? to
We have a new accountant.
Swem: Do you know how she writes the first letters?
Swem: Includes a caps lock, writes one letter, turns off a caps))
Adolf is a phenomenon!
Broke her capsules!! to hang?

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №34400
 12.08.2010
Listened to the universe.
111: - Fuck, who said this shit all you can leave comments on the photos on the site? Show me that idiot!!! to
222: Why do you scream as if you are being circumcised?
No, Nihua did not happen. Vasya fool was sitting in my coma, I did not get out of the account on the site, a fool, he, skina, took advantage of it. Do you remember Lizka and the 2nd group, that the horse riding was doing and all about it dribbled?
222 – Well
So he under her photo, where she was on a horse wrote: "The Nepolite is correct to place photos with two characters, it is not clear who is where. In general, I believe that animals should be banned from accessing dating sites". Animal, milla... Now her whole group doesn’t talk to me.
It’s not that’s why they don’t talk to you. Not just for that reason. Have you looked at your personal data for a long time? So you have a signature under the photo, where you are with someone three at the fire, "before sex", and you want to meet a guy to create a family :)
What kind of couple does he have now, can you tell me?

[ + 29 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №34399
 12.08.2010
From the forum:
People help me. My wife is a fool. Anyone else has faced such a problem. Am I the only one. Is there any literature on this topic?

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №34398
 12.08.2010
Oh what, my friends! Who is the first to say this in the winter: "How I missed the summer"?

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №34397
 12.08.2010
xxx: removed Arthur from friends and wiped out the phone.
YYY: wowowow
YYY: Do you really remember?
xxx: no, it is recorded in the notebook=)

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №34396
 12.08.2010
xxx: On music-tv advertising some new movie 'step in before' - separately written %)
WOW: Then there will be the second part: "Step in the back" :)

[ + 58 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №34395
 12.08.2010
apelsino: No, well, how funny, these designers: the "POLICLINICA" tablet so obsessively written with the font "Necropolis"...

[ + 62 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №34394
 12.08.2010
The younger brother of Julius Caesar could simultaneously do three things: envy, cry, and do things.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №34393
 12.08.2010
What to give to Dr. Mon?
Flowers and Candies
Category: Phase
The phase? ?
See also Vasa))
Tagged in: precision, vase
Woman: well invented
Tagged: shadow
I wanted to buy the globe.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №34392
 12.08.2010
[On the device for work]
Svetka: No, well, I should have fallen there all that messy and say "Take me right now!" what?
Depending on what kind of work you do, somewhere you need to...

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №34391
 12.08.2010
I have won again in this unequal struggle between man and the network adapter.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №34390
 12.08.2010
by Hoshi: ppc My mother asked me why she played only two songs. I thought they were trapped.
Hoshi: I had to explain quickly what lupus is.

[ + 64 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №34389
 12.08.2010
I gave my mother a megaphone modem. I returned today. I open the cap. From the entrance of the yousb, a dead fly rushes. I have one question – how?! to

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №34388
 12.08.2010
bigbahwolf: Katya, hi) as the deeds
Cheers, everything is fine :)
bigbahwolf: Kat, this is the case...
What happened, wolf?
bigbahwolf: Let’s sit? Beer is cold, or I cleaned up here and found two condoms, they expire in November.
How romantic you are, crazy (I’ll dress up now.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №34387
 12.08.2010
Complaints from programmers:
but the foolish nonsense was so uncomfortable that it wasn't enough that without a bottle - you'll get it out, and the nonsense doesn't work, and the old version was removed and the shit.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №34386
 12.08.2010
Hi ? at work?
I go to the beach ?
WOW: After this I want to hit a person, of course, but there is at least one obstacle that prevents me from doing it.
You are far away!
The waves are big today, I don’t go swimming :(
Well, you can enjoy it ? ? ?

[ + 94 - ] Comment quote №34385
 12.08.2010
You can fool some people all the time, you can fool everyone for a while.
You cannot fool everyone all the time.
by Abraham Lincoln.

You can fool everyone all the time.
Vladimir Putin

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №34384
 12.08.2010
(13:34:09) toor: I can’t focus on code))
(13:34:15) toor: I look into the code, I see the breasts))

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №34383
 11.08.2010
I go to town with my brother. There are no more houses on the street. Strange sounds around. and thoughtful:
Moscow stands on the hills. on the seven hills. On the Seven Quiet Hills.

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