California police catch a giant turtle
Police in the suburbs of Los Angeles not without difficulty caught a giant turtle who was trying to escape from law enforcement.
On Saturday, two police officers noticed that a 70kg reptile was walking on the street in the city of Alhambra, California. The reptile also saw them and "tried to strike, but our police are running fast," the city police department's Facebook page said.
Turtles can move at speeds of up to 1.6 kilometers per hour, “but this is if they really want to,” the expert notes.
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Zenon was right!

A: Max, you kissed a man on a walk?
B: Yes (
A: Then the norm
B: But we’re not like those gays.
We have no language and more jokes.
B: He took me to the pont.
B: and there the boys - fucking (
Q: What if you get taken in the ass to drink?
A: Max and half drink.
A: Only 2/3 of the stick and more in a joke
A: Not like the gay ones, just like the eggs.

I have long suggested that all the snakes unite and build their own infrastructure with mail, banks, hairdressers and other necessary places that start working after lunch! There would be clients and jobs, but my acquaintances are mostly crazy. Well, or at least make a service bureau for the soves, where you can bring your orders in the evening, and the morning shift of laurels would be engaged in calling institutions and going there, sending mail, paying for services, etc. Some of it can now be done online, but it would be great to order it all in one place!

The topic of the forum is "The biggest disappointments in life". One of the posts:

xxx: In September-beginning of the school was the task to write the composition "the greatest shock of the summer". I wrote that I was very surprised that the first devil requires twice as much operative for the multiplayer as for the single. 2...

News from Miley.

California police catch a giant turtle
Police in the suburbs of Los Angeles not without difficulty caught a giant turtle who was trying to escape from law enforcement.
On Saturday, two police officers noticed that a 70kg reptile was walking on the street in the city of Alhambra, California. The reptile also saw them and "tried to strike, but our police are running fast," the city police department's Facebook page said.
Turtles can move at speeds of up to 1.6 kilometers per hour, “but this is if they really want to,” the expert notes.

Thanks for the 10 degrees! It was warm Chelyabinsk)))

If you tear off all your teeth, you will lose 200 grams of weight and can suck the extra cake.

Here is :

to this:
I am not a selenium in games because I spend a lot of time on the robot.

Not Selene... Molybdenum, right?
*************
Do not load a human, he is on the robot, suddenly his robot will calculate you and he will accompany you on the robot.

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Especially considering that the last, at this moment, gay parade was held in St. Petersburg.

For the sake of objectivity, it is worth adding that it took place on the Day of the Lander, consisted of one person and lasted about 10 seconds.

Today I watched a funny picture: from the 4th floor a man dropped a plastic basket on the rope. And he shouted, "Zorik, home!" and a dog jumped into the basket and a man raised it up.

Take care of the nerves. People still play and play with them.

Real facts... but sounds like a historical joke :)

The Poles in the 2nd couplet of the national anthem sing:
“Bonaparte gave us an example of how we should win.”

Yes, it is very...

In French, there is a word "Berezina", which means "full pepper".
And there is an idiom "Go on a journey to Moscow" with the meaning:
“Doing something hopeless.”

In order to impose sanctions on Sberbank, the countries of the European Union had to defend two hours.

Lena (18:32:37 02/08/2014)
Minet is an act of goodwill. Compulsion, even mild, forces the partner to do something she may not want at the moment. If you really want it, it is better to provoke it with your own example.

%bk% (18:33:11 02/08/2014)
In other words, start sucking yourself, and then it will pull up? O_O

HH: How is it?
We fought with the cat! They screamed at each other and then he bitten me.

From the announcement of the sale of 1000 MW laser.
With this guide you can easily:
Declare yourself an out-of-marriage son (daughter) of Darth Vader with all the consequences.
- Show in the sky, lying with your loved one at night under the stars, on which planet you will build your house and you will breed brahmin and other life.
It is also convenient to show the direction of the attack to your death legions, but only if you have implemented paragraph 1.
Well, finally, the green laser indicator can be used as intended: lighting at night in the windows of neighbors, whose windows had the negligence to stand in front of yours, demonstrating the prologue of their most dreadful nightmares about the onset of the Invasion, actively developing their paranoia and implementing a plan to over-sell the sedatives of the pharmacy near the house (of course not without your reward).

xxx: sister small song translated)))) now all in sadness, says did not expect this from a favorite singer
Would you prompt?
XHHH: promt + idiotism Butterfly in me " and Little Child in Me". translated as "in me oil flies and a little child"
What about the flies.
See also: AAA
Butter Mother's Fly
YYY: XD

And squeezing in the morning in 20 seconds is a strong author.
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This is the one who has been at work in the morning!!! You can’t get home in 20 seconds. :)

At night, I play WOT, at the height of the battles, the servers fell.
I: What a h... no, the servers are lying down.
The servers lie down and you lie down.
O_O

and Beijing. We leave the hotel and will be at the airport in an hour. Instead of taking the keys from us and leaving the world, the Chinese woman at the reception began to talk something to us actively in Chinese, regularly pointing her finger on a paper with the inscription "I don't speak English well, but I will do my best to help you", talking on the phone with someone, apparently smart, and most importantly - waving a check in the middle of which is written a fat zero. We stand with our leader, trying to understand what and how we need to do to remove this curse, the rest are cooking somewhere in the hall, the Chinese woman cries and shakes her hands, and the time for the road through Chinese traffic jams is getting less and less. We are already desperate, thinking how to go quietly. And suddenly, Danya approaches the stand with a steady step, chewing the banana and solemnly stretching the lady's skin (there was no rubbish around). He receives a submission, bending from laughter, mastering us with his hand and letting go with peace. This is what you are, zero yuan.