There was a case at work. Manager (the girl) comes in panic, tears-gone the car at the office, raised everyone on the ears (militia called), and then it turned out that she yesterday on her left home and the car at home that she used did not say.

Kashmir (23:28:22 30/07/2008)
Tell me anything.

Issue =)) (23:29:34 30/07/2008)
Did you know that there is an ejaculation in Zimbabwe right now?

Issue =)) (23:29:38 30/07/2008)
Or rather inflation

Long time ago I hadn’t had such a breakdown:
Spam on how to increase a member. I’ve always laughed at such advertisements, and here, I think, I’ll press. and pressed. I read.

First page: How it’s great to have a big member, link "read more", 2nd page: Why other methods don’t work. 3 and so on.A promise of a 40% increase, a bunch of bonuses like a book about oral sex secrets, etc., and finally, the eighth page, the big letters: "GET A SEX MACHINE!" and the button "Read More". I pressed. and there:
not found
The requested URL /chlen/9.html was not found on this server.

I am not a sex machine :(

Look at the photos from the vacation.
He: Oh, the light came from work. I look happily.
Do not open it!!! to

Alla: Hi, I am looking for a remote job of a graphic designer, suggest, I will be happy to communicate
Sin: What do you know?
[NMT]-SIN: the portfolio
All you need
All posts by alla-design.narod.ru
[NMT]-SIN: Have you worked at TurboMilk?
Alla: No and what?
[NMT]-SIN: a nexy to put in the portfolio of other people's work
[NMT] Sin: This is what
Alla: and there is not written that this is my work... there it lies for an example of how I can do it.

a friend has a sister of 3 years of age from the family, and here one time he dropped in the garage and the sister dropped to him by the type:"Serge, include cartoons". Well, a friend was tired of it and he decided to send her away with this text:"the goat-dresha has already gotten".The milk lowers the eyes of *mhatov pause*, raises the eyebrows and with a completely serious look, looking in the eyes of the brother says:"You are an ass Serjozh"...

Serena, in Sumas, speaking to those assembled at the table:

Are you full of guests? Can I finally feed my dog?

(Uncertainly) by N-Nam

Be calm, no one will remove the video from Basha anyway.
I give you a hideous and super-genial advice: don't look, if you don't like X__X

I am never, never, never, never! I have never seen such a fabulously sad, fabulously dumb, play-like elephant, the dumbest and foolishest and unnecessary shit, like a video on the tower.

He is: Hi!!!!! Add me to your contact list =)
She: (O)_o
What kind of smiley is this?
She: It's me looking in the eye who knocked on me :D

1st Hi to you! Does your sister have a boyfriend?? to
2nd Which of mine?
1st Fucking sisters of course. When I came to you, I met you like this...do you have a lot of them?
2nd I don’t read, I don’t have a sister. You saw my younger brother.
The wall:
2nd What did he want?
No one, go on...

Olchi (12:46:42 31/07/2008)
What do you like about food? :)

daWs (12:47:00 31/07/2008)
The Fruit

Olchi (12:47:10 31/07/2008)
And what?

daWs (12:47:49 31/07/2008)
Peaches, bananas, pears, apricots, meat

Catherine does not burn as a child
You want magic.

Katya : Go

Give the number from 3 to 9

Katya : 2

You know, you won.

My name is Diana, I just write from my brother’s ass.
Albert: How old are you?

Stalker: 17
I am 48

STALKER: In the infos written 22
I write from my son's ass.

STALKER: Honestly, it does not matter how old the interlocutor is, the main thing is that it is interesting to communicate!
My grandfather came up.
ALBERT: No talk too.
He is 84

Are you joking? – I am serious.
You are not 48!
ALBERT: You guess, there is still a grandfather, only he is paralyzed.
ALBERT: but speaks almost clearly, so you can also take pictures.

My computer worked at night. The wireless keyboard on the floor left, the computer in slide mode. My dog lay on the keyboard and I wept when a track from Devil May Cry 4 played on the entire 140-watt Japanese acoustic rope.
I still nothing, the parents are also slightly immunized (but from an urgent trip to the toilet, it still did not save them), but the neighbors went through the wall quite smoothly. And only my dog was asleep on the keyboard, so it fell asleep. Now I know who in our family is a metalist.

It is better to hear an unpleasant lie than an unpleasant truth.

I read this in a 1992 sports magazine. that year

The first and last time a Formula 1 champion was an Englishman.

by Nigel Mansell.

and London. Road to Heathrow. Tired of. The Mist. The sliding asphalt. with

The speed of 200 km / h is carried by Mercedes. The police naturally

They stop:

- You guys, have you been chasing that way? Did you imagine you were Nigel Mansell?

and no. I am just Ayrton Senna.

It shows rights. Three-time champion of Formula 1.

The transitional age is when in the heat you do not know what you want more:

ice cream or beer.

The Moscow! If you meet on the street these actors from the video, please, go out unhappy! Capcha doomed suggests that they are fucking.

Let not the hand of the Giver faint.

Do not shake the hand of the receiver.