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[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №34382
 11.08.2010
Yasha: listen, and how do you manage to keep such a nice figure by drinking so much beer???)))

I just don’t eat anything but beer! ?

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №34381
 11.08.2010
Only after going to 1C I realized how good C++, C# and Java are, how beautiful Linux is and how close to me is my old weak note.

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №34380
 11.08.2010
The latest news about the stranger from Lukoil:
The case involving the top manager of Lukoil will be closed, as all the victims have died and cannot testify. Not a fucking shit?

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №34379
 11.08.2010
Tagged with: kit, ku
HH: Where did he disappear?
I have problems with school, no admission to the exams, and already 2 passed
I am sorry :(
Q: Will you go to face?
WOW : go

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №34378
 11.08.2010
XXX: Is it transmitted by air droplets?
YYY: No, rather on TCP/IP

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №34377
 11.08.2010
XXX: Did you go to the beginning?

YYY: was

XXX: Is it worth it? Is there anything to see? Could the author say anything new?

YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY The main idea: if you run a virtual machine, on it another one, on it another one, and on it another one, then everything will be very slow.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №34376
 11.08.2010
I dreamed I was on a flight to another planet.
RIBOFF: So you went home?

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №34375
 11.08.2010

hghhhh (05:07:39 11/08/2010)
Today Lenkin's girlfriend went to my toilet, and there instead of paper was a paper towel (I bought it accidentally, confused it with paper) decided not to miss the good and put it in the toilet. She probably thought that for my megahop I needed a megapaper.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №34374
 11.08.2010
XHH: Yesterday, air conditioners bought silicone, it was necessary to make a parish, we ask, and what is silicone measured? They say in the breasts)))))

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №34373
 11.08.2010
xxx: from the smoke the eggs die, and the eggs are the sanitary of the forest. Without hunts, foxes begin to starve and more often run out to people, foxes then get angry and bite.
The mosquitoes also disappeared from the smoke, the frogs have nothing to eat and they will die, there are no frogs - there are no frogs.
Yyy: Do you mean now that instead of mosquitoes, foxes will bite us now?

[ + 60 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №34372
 11.08.2010
I stood on the balcony and smoked. In the evening, the birds sing. He threw the bull down, splintered. From the bottom, a brutal bass: "You would have shot more!!and "

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №34371
 11.08.2010
Artmuz (08:54:10 11/08/2010)
Yesterday on the beach I heard, “Look, I bought you a chewbacks, Zhenya. Don’t put them in any way!"

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №34370
 11.08.2010
Comp: I wanted to make a thunderstorm, but I have little oz =(

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №34369
 11.08.2010
I sit in the morning at work, no work, I read Sherlock Holmes. Dive into the atmosphere of England of the 19th century, behind the window a cloudy weather, rain... and here I hear the cab enters the office, I think where is the cab here? And indeed, just the sound of the heels on the hammer is the same as the knock of a copper.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №34368
 11.08.2010
From Contact
Give me a gift to blush!!! to
YYY: And without a gift does not bleed?

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №34367
 11.08.2010


X: The end is getting closer.
Q: Do you have soap in the bathroom?

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №34366
 11.08.2010
She sat closer to me and kissed me.
XHH: And I did not expect this type and all this but I did not resist...
She took her ass...
Oh my young man!
Later, he wanted to go to Syriza. And so on...
Oh, there’s the fucking...
Tagged: 0 0
Would you fuck? With her? You can’t say it’s a trans.
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh He intentionally broke. did not give.
Don’t scare me like that anymore. We studied with her for 5 years in the universe, and one day we even slept in the same tent.
thx = ) )

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №34365
 11.08.2010
<Mut> I will soon admire the spectacles. I built the FSB building and made a 2 floor fence, and I have a binoculars and 3 floors

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №34364
 11.08.2010
Sweets - Hi
Hello, what kind of candy are you?
Sweets in Plan?
XH: Well, sugary or chocolate?
Sweetened sweets! →! to

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №34363
 11.08.2010
XX: I will always put money on the phone.
YYY: What happened?
xxx: I go yesterday from you I don't touch anyone, and here they submerge three, they ask to smoke, well I think they will hit. I beat the first to the drum, the second to the same, the third to the corner from me. And from the same corner another eight people pull out.
YYY: So what about the phone?
xxx: And that's running away from the crowd of copters, it's very uncomfortable to get a free SMS "Call me"

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