Lukashenko has promised to help Ukraine with oil products. Now a few options:
Their father will curse Russia in debt, will sell Ukraine on the road
The father will give up his reserves.
A father will buy them from Russia for 3 pennies, and sell them to Ukraine in three roads.
Father will find oil from potatoes and will sell to Ukrainians.

Ivan Maslakov
By the way, he noted that the Khholes do not want to fight for the country at all, some require the introduction of the Russian army, and others the NATO army.
Those and those are sent far away.

I add :

And how does the messenger propose to call individuals of the female sex, so that it is not "equally disgusting"? The Mademoiselle? The female? The individual? Think at least sometimes before you comment.

And I’m saying "Sleeping". Everyone likes it.
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I have noticed that "Sudaryana" has been used again lately. True, in most cases for now it is somewhat ironic, but nevertheless the trend is pleasing :).

There are two good brands in China: the ass and the fucking.
...??? to
Zopo and Huiawei

Half an hour to talk about the harm of fast foods, every day demonstratively eat small portions of fresh vegetables, black rice and strawberries, spice it all with stories about "correct nutrition", all days to drink liters of water to get out of strawberries and toxins, and every hour to go to over-the-counter... maybe I don't understand something?

If the tea is not poured with boiling water, it will not boil (or will be boiled for a very long time).
If the tea does not cool - you will burn your whole throat (yes, I know, there are fans to drink the tea at the temperature of boiling water, but, first, it is very harmful, and secondly, I personally do not get any pleasure from drinking it)
and...
I will uncover a terrible secret - you can pour a cup of boiling water. Wait until it is boiled, and pour the remains with cold boiled water. We all do that at work.)

I decided to give my younger brother a gift, ordered a cup with the theme of WOT. She got it, brought it home, her husband doesn't talk all day, angered that it wasn't for him.

The summer. I want to dress, even in the office, bright, fashionable. In order for everything to be combined in some way by colors or recalled... In the morning, I chose the color of the ballet: pink under the blouse? Or blue under the bag? ... the fucking! How much time! I came to the office in one pink and one blue... Surprisingly, nobody even asked – why? Maybe she has already come?! to

I sell print paper, describe what unusual customers get on the example of buying cars.
Do you sell cars? I need a car that is cheap, but spacious, but that is narrow, like a motorcycle, so that traffic jams can be bypassed. Yes, you can bring it to me by helicopter, clinging to the wires, so it will be more convenient for us to take it, and let the clown from the circus control the helicopter. It’s not difficult for you, right? is difficult? You will have to deal with your competitors. Unfortunate...

5 minutes of sleep after the alarm is better than any other sleep.

From an interview with the oligarch Gennady Timchenko: "There is a lack of spiritual warmth in people". Fuck, I don’t even know what to say, how to regret.

The VDF are the most inadequate troops. I also served. In very strong troops. And I am proud of that too. It is also a celebration, but quietly. For "after us is silence" (c). But I don’t go swimming in the fountains on December 17. and D

Today, August 4, we celebrate the 50th anniversary of hard rock! The first song that contains all its components is "You Really Got Me" The Kinks, written by Ray Davis and released as a single on August 4, 1964. The song reached the top of the UK Singles Chart and lasted on it for 2 weeks.

Good and good music!

Here is a young female.
Girl, let me go for the trip.
She is young and cute, but there is a little boy around her. Oh I gave birth.
Woman, I am behind you. What? Is it your brother? Sorry...
A guy and a girl are going. Yes, I’m already fucking.
Woman, you cut off your gloves. Not yet yet? Again the signs.

Go to the hell. If she looks like a girl, I’m afraid of her intimate life and I won’t think about whether it’s decent to call her a girl.

When the Berkutovs of Yanukovych looted the demonstrators on the Maidan, Russia swallowed its nose and said: “Well, you can’t...”, “Well, you can’t,” Yanukovych shouted, and the Berkutovs stopped chasing the people.
When the fascist militants began to beat the Berkutovs, to build barricades and to set fire to surrounding buildings, Russia looked at it in horror and said, "Well, you can't! "Go to the ass", the Maidan oral, "we can! "
When the ultra-nationalists began to expel the district heads of administration and establish their own power, Russia in shock whispered: "Well, it is not possible at all! You are destroying the state!" "We can! We have freedom!" Ukraine shouted in response. "Maybe..." – Russia whispered shockingly. Then she looked at the Crimea and asked herself: "So is it possible?"
..."Nelziaaa!" – Ukraine whispered, but Russia no longer listened to it.

The Minister of Energy of Ukraine has demanded from Gazprom to resume the supply of gas in credit on the basis of the fact that the girl's surname of his grandmother was Lannister, but everybody knows that the Lannister always pay the debts.

XHH: It was necessary to adapt the translation and call Christian Grey just Sergei. A title to leave: "50 Shades of Grey"

The corporate. Two people stand over the corpse of a new employee who fell in an unequal battle with a green snake.
1: Yes, a person is able to join a collective
2: Oh, he knows how to get in, I noticed.

When I got the rights, I became more careful crossing the road.
What is there. When I bought the registrar, I started to drive more carefully :)

XXX: Comrade of class! Why not shaved?? to
I did not shave, Comrade Colonel.
XXX is...