Only a person far from the problems of high school could advise teachers to leave where bribery is taken, where they will have to be given.

The news. The year 2077.

Sberbank restricted the acceptance of covers from Nuka-Cola.

Arcadia catches Pokémon.
They dream the most of all.
Kosovo and Kuwait
Arcadia is also a Pokémon.

A cold is not for everyone. For whom is this a luxury?
LL: The farm for growing food is not a luxury, but a catorgue.
I will be kind today. I will release those who desire from the penalty.
You can rewrite your dachas to me at the reg chamber absolutely free of charge. I will release you from torture. This is how kind I am. I am a mecenate!

The carrier was apparently bitten by a radioactive turtle. Or an employee of the Russian post...Better a turtle...

Conversation between two developers:
Where do you fall the code?
NN: Nothing is still falling, not even starting!

Do you need a wedding for 150 people? This is the celebration of young people, not their relatives. And it makes sense to do everything yourself, if you can do everything in a restaurant. And if there is no money, then again, a whole crowd? Whoever wills, he will congratulate and so, whoever does not want, again, why is there a crowd of people who came for the sacrifice?

I feel like something is missing in my heart.

yyy: I think - the letters D

Get away from the sofas for a moment. Anyone from the local fool can explain to me why to signal and cut the training car? Have you lost contact with reality? Birth is fucking.

Discussions about Japanese Erotics

Den Stranger: Yes, their imagination is totally perverted. A bunch of BDSM braces with toys, cats. I recently saw an eight-legged and even a peanut.
Freo: Post, and what did they do with the arbush?
The Stranger: They connected him.
Freo: And why then? What would make it more comfortable to carry? So our Soviet avoska is also a sort of shibari!

- Add me the button "go to history"!
Take your fireworks and burn the temple of Artemis.

"Leave the label where it has its place in the 19th century".

You give the twenty-first century - all the bars on everyone! In any door for 15 minutes.

Shakespeare was written by Hamlet.

yyy: "Dead Souls" wrote by Gogol

yyy: "Anger" wrote Dostoevsky

XXX What?

Yyy: Yes, Hamlet

Question in the questionnaire:
"Did there be comments on previous workplaces in connection with alcohol consumption, were they detained by the police?"
I wrote "not noticed was"!! Everything is clean without stitches. XDDD

It is said that when Nadezhda Krupskaya in her youth asked her mother to remind her of her bridegroom, she replied, "Fuck you bald!“!”

In principle, you do not give in - I will blink far, then I will approach close and I will signal to the winner.
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At least strengthened. I will cut off the emergency card, stop the car and give you a cure for diarrhea and novopasitis.
And also in the car is a cut of the pipe and MPL-50, so I advise you to forget about power methods.

Buying a car, my phlegmatic, figure and behavior similar to a panda, my husband at the same time bought a traumatic gun. This is all you need to know about the culture of behavior on the roads in our city.

Once in the Moscow metro there were "Metroexpress" points with burritos, I don't know if they exist now. On the tables near the point for some time there were large dispensers with ketchup and mustard.

And here I stand at the table and eat burrito. The point was located somewhere in the transition, there is little space and an escalator comes out on the site in front of the tables. On the escalator, the grandmother rises in the size and expression of the cow's face. He approaches the dispenser, presses ketchup into his hand and begins to eat it.

The picture is similar to National Geographic videos, as bears eat honey, swallowing it on their legs. In short, inhuman behavior, a stunning spectacle.

My grandmother eats ketchup and looks at me with mad eyes. I, accordingly, look at her, waiting for another chip.

After singing ketchup (the voice of Drozov behind the picture: "pulling off overseas meals, the bear decided to return to the forest... ") the baby left.



The problem is that sometimes I dream of this grandmother, she is all in blood and chews her hand, staring at me.

I never did that burrito. The appetite disappeared.

We discuss with a friend “The Witcher” and what Mr. Sapkovsky said that he would not allow Geralt to become a superhero.

Friend: He doesn’t want to turn Geralt into a superhero, but that Geralt fucking everyone in a row is the norm.
I: Well, men don’t fuck, as in the "Mass Effect" – it’s not bad nowadays. You didn’t play in the "Mass Effect".
Friend: I will not be now!

All my life experience suggests – you should not trust kefir, which, like the State Duma, has split into factions.