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[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №34362
 11.08.2010
From the discussion of the topic "Scientists found no oxygen-needed living creatures"(deep-water vertebrates)
HHH
These creatures were once Moscovites.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №34361
 11.08.2010
xxx: I don’t think I should have told her that I’ll have my love without her...with blackjack and prostitutes.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №34360
 11.08.2010
Damn, man, you understand... Buy her a flower, come, say, Sunny, I was wrong. It will fall on your chest.

And then take that fool...

[ + 53 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №34359
 11.08.2010
Laughing (13:41:29 10/08/2010)
My aunt here convinces me that it is better to count the price on the calculator than to use the model in the Excel, which I created.
God, go into this world with a little reason.

Olga (13:47:13 10/08/2010)
Sati in Excel rounded - so she asks her on the calculator to count

Olga (13:47:35 10/08/2010)
If there is a calculation, she may not be in the ex.

Ladies and gentlemen (13:48:01 10/08/2010)
Olya you DOHUA has exaggerated her knowledge of Excel now))

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №34358
 11.08.2010
Chris (00:52:42 9/07/2010)
came to fucking.
Chris (00:52:49 9/07/2010)
Hi the sun)

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №34357
 11.08.2010
Commenting on the photo where a little boy sits on a spaghetti:
The xxx:
You are sitting on the sword!
You are my cousin)))
YYYY :
At that time, I jumped on the sword.
YYYY :
And then I grew eggs.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №34356
 11.08.2010
xxx: but the bables will be taken to rebranding... maybe half the country in space to launch
Yyy: The most expensive revending in human history was the change of the name of the CPSU to United Russia.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №34355
 11.08.2010
XXX is OK (
I will not come after you, you will know.
yyy: you will stay without chicken like Beijing and no chicken at all))then then you will know)))and your stomach too)))
Which of you are chicken and which of you are chicken? ?

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №34354
 11.08.2010
Check the mail on Yandex:
"Medvedev outraged by Ham’s theft of state money..."
It’s like an anecdote about what – oppa, someone got me up before!! to

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №34353
 11.08.2010
The storm was magnificent. Spectacular lightning, powerful, voluminous sound.
Looking forward to the next edition.)

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №34352
 11.08.2010
Fire and smoke of fires will pass, but the fire in the shower will remain for a long time.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №34351
 11.08.2010
The Rat.

The main enemies on the ship are rats and cockroaches, but for centuries the most effective measure to combat this evil was invented on the Soviet fleet: Who collects a three-litre bowl filled with cockroaches, or 50 rat tails, he immediately goes on holiday.
It is clear that all free time sailors hunt rats, because their tails serve as the most stable currency.
Here is my friend Igor, being a salaboon (or, in a float, like "karasem") one day chased the water on the deck, and the grandfathers, or like them there, ran with iron sticks and sacks. It was hunting.
Suddenly, Igor sees that right on him is jumping out a rat fleeing from the pursuit, another second and there will be its destroyers.
This rat suddenly appreciated the situation, ran to Igor, dive under a wide clash and in a second scratched up the foot to the most expensive thing that all seafarers in the world have (and not only seafarers). Chris stood next to him.
“The tomatoes.”
The poor guy was like a wax sculpture of a Soviet sailor from the Madame Tussauds Museum, he did not even dare to breathe, but to the question of the runners who ran: Where are the rats? Uncertainly, he responded with a weak breath, and eyes far away... The crowd fled far away.
Igor stood for five minutes and thought, "If this paddle doesn't catch me there, I swear, I won't crush it with a shoe, but let go peacefully. Well, go down the bastard, I’m even ready to buy a candy “golden key.”
The rat calmly descended and in no hurry began to wait for a candy, staring at his bats. She received a candy (a debt of honor) and quietly went into an invisible hole.
After that, Igor came for interest and folded before the hole sweaters. A week later, the rat started picking up the sweaters with him.

A year later, when the rat became for Igor his closest creature on the ship, he decided to show it to friends, who were interested, but looked somehow without youthful affection. Igor lost his peace and sleep.
He thought painfully how to save the rat's "caras" from his friends who wanted to go on vacation.
Finally he served and did not leave his Karas in Murmansk, brought home.
I remember, Igor went all over the year after the army with a rat on his shoulder (they even slept on one pillow). Karas did not trust anyone but the owner: he spit and scratched his teeth on everyone.
Sometimes my friends were surprised:
“Igorek, what about your rat without a tail?”
I cut him off.
... and why...?? to
Long to explain...

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №34350
 11.08.2010
Thro his life, Alexander Sergeevich Pushkin taught us that in Russia a talented person must first learn to shoot.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №34349
 11.08.2010
From DC:

<mtm_thor> ufo: baby you will not break?)
<ufo> and you cut and go

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №34348
 11.08.2010
Comments on Photo in Contact

Igor wrote
Killed in the ass.
XD is

Oleg wrote
A terrible death.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №34347
 11.08.2010
xxx (17:05:47 10/08/2010)
If she loves elves, dwarves and so on... Can I communicate with her like an orc with an elephant?

yyy (17:06:05 10/08/2010)
Between the ears and the village?

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №34346
 11.08.2010
†Norman†
Now you understand why people count their lives in the number of years they live?

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №34345
 11.08.2010
You unwillingly understand how bad it is to live alone when you get into a deadlock. You can’t sleep because you’re hungry. You can’t cook anything because you’re tired.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №34344
 11.08.2010
The more time I spend in the server room, the less I understand the common people in the smoking room.

[ + 82 - ] Comment quote №34343
 11.08.2010
XXX: How offgenic it is now, when defka is with me! I live there)
YYY: I believe) but yet what is so straightforward?
xxx: See: put a plastic balcony and two (so far) windows. He drove a variety of garbage bags. Not counting the frame with glasses, heavy windows and various boards with nails spinning from everywhere. By the evening, from the unusual, he was all scratched, scratched, cut off, tired like a devil and didn’t want to live at all. I sat in a chair with my tongue pushed forward and thought I would die.
XXX: And here it is. I came, my breasts pressed on me - and I realized I wanted to live again!!! And in general!!

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