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[ + 45 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №36667
 28.09.2010
The cry of a man’s soul:

Sex with a woman with a height of 160-165 cm - the feeling that you fuck her;

Sex with a woman 170-175 cm tall - the feeling that you fuck with her;

Having sex with a woman 180 and above is the feeling that you are fucking about her.

[ + 50 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №36666
 28.09.2010
Answer by mail.ru
XX: Why pressing your chest and licking your nipples with your tongue, your legs automatically move? What connection?
UUU: Apparently, we are talking about the fluid transfer system from the upper part of the body to the hydraulic drive system of the lower limbs. Typically, this process is associated with excessive release of lubricant for further possible reversal movements in the lower cylinders.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №36665
 28.09.2010
XXX: well fuck, breasts are not the main thing
YYY: Well it begins
XXX:...yet they must be attached to a beautiful body
YYY: Listen, well, what if with a beautiful body and 4 sized breasts she is dumb? Doing with her?
XXX is fucking
XXX: and then break up

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №36664
 28.09.2010
I slept in bed with my husband after a long day of work. They were so tired of what they had just told each other. I put my husband’s hand under the blanket so that he can embrace me. And he is so instinctively me for the title - cap! I say :
You said you were tired, right?
It’s not me, it’s Java script.

[ + 69 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №36663
 28.09.2010
Wins is fucking! I left the communicator somewhere, I can't find it.)
Slava: NTS, black is like that?
Wins: Yes
What is HD2?
Wins : Yes!
Slava: A small scratch on the back cover?
Wins : Yes! Yes!
Slava: with a flash drive on 16G, and on it photos of the cat and software installers?
Wins: DADADADADADADA!!!!! to
Slava: You probably fucked him in the park when we were drinking beer on the bench.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №36662
 28.09.2010
The century of technology, sent letters to friends to the army, and they scream calls from mobile phones and say "everything has gone, we sent you too".

[ + 80 - ] Comment quote №36661
 28.09.2010
Chci: Polinka yesterday burned) persuaded her to play in quaku.. play-play, suddenly put a pause and in the bathroom broke. I think I need a man. returns, I look - she cut her long nails - says playing interfere)
Getting Married XD

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №36660
 28.09.2010
"Re: We have nothing more to say!"

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №36659
 28.09.2010
Miga: This is a difficult salad, but delicious. Layers: fish from canned foods, walnuts, potatoes through straw, cooked proteins...

The poor whites... (

Miga: don't be afraid, I don't volume your whites))) Greek nuts are enough for everyone ;-)

Miga is waiting! O_O

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №36658
 28.09.2010
You are burning! The philosopher said.
And that! The Inquisitor answered.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №36657
 28.09.2010
Judging by the persistence of plans to rename ments into police, the author of the idea has at least a white paper publishing business.

[ + 53 - ] [5 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №36656
 28.09.2010
Autumn has come, and again this painful choice in the pharmacy is better - fervex, coldrex or teraflu.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №36655
 28.09.2010
bishop(12:07:10 27/09/2010)
If the pigs during the PMS (especially the fucking type of us and you) had the ability to turn into something like Hulk, they could crumble and crumble everything...and you don’t have to explain anything to anyone, everyone understands everything and doesn’t come up with stupid questions.

Toughened Laminated Safety (12:11:30 27/09/2010)
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

bishop(12:14:34 27/09/2010)
Here is the Zebra.)

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №36654
 28.09.2010
12 years ago.
The school,
The teacher dictates what suddenly stops and says we are writing a new topic: how the moonlight affects the growth of the lanterns.
Yes is.
Now have thought!
The curtain.

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №36653
 28.09.2010

> The end of the world is not to be scared.

This is "no serious" Even Roscosmos in Apophis believes and proposes to send to the asteroid a satellite with a super-laser on board. From there, they are going to shoot a laser into the Earth so that it collapses into pieces before colliding with an asteroid. Roscosmos is confident that if an asteroid crashes into one of these pieces and destroys all living on it, then on the rest of the pieces will still survive some kind of life - at least as primitive as bacteria, worms, officials from a single Russia and other small parasites.

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №36652
 28.09.2010
The edition made a rating of the most...Old ads... very pleased two:
The Great Papagea (Dnepropetrovsk)
I sell an Ara Macao speaking poppy. There is no more power.)
A smart man will think about your problems. 50 g / min

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №36651
 28.09.2010
Prep, speaking with a student.
Q: That’s how it works (see the missing student’s eyes), and you understand?
C is honest? No is.
Q: (Explains simpler, tries without complicated terms), so how did you understand?
C is no. (He is already getting upset.
Q: (Already on the fingers, like in an anecdote, I already understood :) Well, now, it should be clear.
C: It doesn’t work (almost not in tears, the student isn’t the stupidest)
Q: (Going there and there, silent, so sad) Well nothing, then you understand, you know, it happens, you get married, then it will be 20 years and you understand... hastened :)

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №36650
 28.09.2010
XXX is
It’s hard to pretend you work.

XXX is
Working easier

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №36649
 28.09.2010
The Sphex:
Fuck, we have tough youths working. Not only did the guy ask a machine with Ubuntu to drive into the Windows domain, but he still has a chair without a leg. I sat down and almost turned around.

by Steel_Cat
I think he’s already turned from that chair. He has such strange desires.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №36648
 28.09.2010
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[16:55:12] yyy: not
[16:58:31] xxx: cheap)))
[16:58:41] yyy: what is this?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
[16:59:31] xxx: yes, the stang is given free of charge for a couple of years, while they are given to take)
[16:59:39] xxx: now the place must be released
[17:00:56] yyy: stang
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xxxxxxxxx: yes
[17:01:27] yyy: such a healthy whore that is to be raised after some unknown whore climbing and feathers?
[17:01:27] xxx: there bar and for legs trainer
xxxxxxxxxxx: yes
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
XXX is fucking fucking.

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