If you want to make a curtain, twist the hard on four screws.
Give it up as it burned...
-I go into the kitchen and there drops from the ceiling, I think the neighbors flooded... running to them...
-they open the door, I throw on them with a scream:"what x, you melt me", I get into their kitchen and scuco reflectingly open the refrigerator...())
xxxx (20:48:24 30/08/2008)
You are sexy like that.
yyyy (20:48:46 30/08/2008)
Why are you lying?
xxxx (20:48:52 30/08/2008)
I am not creature. I just got drunk.
xxx: I know today.
Globalization is when in the courtyard, on the outskirts of Moscow, four blacks in leather jackets sit on the bench and drink the Baltic.
Pepe has a cat. I bought him a toy at the zoo. He didn’t even look at the shit. But the beer jams are chasing - the electricity is like that. This is what male education means.
XXX: I am waiting
XXX: The joke happened
XXX: Going to the grandfather's corridor
XXX: The Mosque
XXX: He runs to me with wild eyes
XXX: Speaking
Here in the 75th year the toilet was, where to share, tell the son
Black (20:11:12 31/08/2008)
Which one do you have?
Ilun (20:11:26 31/08/2008)
fucking
Black (20:11:36 31/08/2008)
And yet?
Ilun (20:11:48 31/08/2008)
Huawei is
Black (20:15:36 31/08/2008)
Mahahahaha, I can’t stand up.
Dick, what is your problem?
The day was so... so... very phalytic.
WOW :?
Tagged: fucking
xxx (17:41:56 25/08/2008)
How did you feel about working with me?
yyy (17:42:09 25/08/2008)
Describe all the benefits you see.
xxx(17:43:05 25/08/2008)
for you :
I am not jealous.
2. can be trusted
I do mine well.
I like spontaneous sex.
I am smart!)
xxx(17:43:21 25/08/2008)
6. and also I am happy looking and funny)
yyy (17:39:44 25/08/2008)
That’s why I need to find a vacancy at work.)
My grandfather recently burned. My friend comes to me screaming.
"Free Blowjobs!!!“Well, my grandfather heard and asked, ‘What is this?’ I’m fucking sorry to tell him... gryu "Volunteer in English." Well that eyebrows clogged and issued "We have in the army such if caught in the mouth of e@li!!!and "
Not a fucking...
The Americans did. On the flag in Congress someone saw the inscription 'Made in China'
c) Akuma
I sit in a cafe and watch the scene.
There is a guy with a girlfriend and his friend. They introduce them, introduce them, etc. A friend asks the girl:
How did you get caught up with this fool?
My friend sneezed intentionally
You’re lucky, I’m scratching. How will you take care of her? You are unemployed.
The guy under the table tossed a friend’s leg, and the girl is already starting to red and smile.
Well, you’ll have to take your lazy ass off now :)
The guy can’t stand it and says, “If she doesn’t give me today, I’ll fuck you at night.”
by dr. of Zivago:
He almost died of surprise. My beloved fellow citizens mocked me as they wanted.
The first episode:
Lovely dressed woman 30 years old with a tail. Two children. The second child is 2 weeks old. The breast feeding.
My child has been constantly coughing since yesterday.
What did you eat and drink yesterday?
A bottle of dry red wine.
– and?!!! to
Well, you are a doctor! I didn’t know I couldn’t! My aunt has a second child. I also had a birthday. Do you know that red wine is good for you?
The second episode that followed the first:
A mother with a 9-year-old girl. The girl is specifically stormed, she is madly smiling, periodically shaking. There is a clear smell of fresh drink in the room. The mother does not sown begins to list all the helminths, which in her opinion colonized the unhappy child.
Please wait. Your child is drunk!
My mother cried, and then said the phrase that caught me:
We treated it by popular methods. Half a glass of cognac with half castor oil. They say it helps well from worms.
Tom Sawyer and his aunt Polly with the "Universal Pain Remover" are nervously smoking in the corner.
What should I do with them :(?
Why shouldn’t our government declare that Georgia has weapons of mass destruction?
and Igor! Stop reading this shit, take the phone and call me! people
On a morning erection, I had sex with a girlfriend, as they finished:
Good morning dear.
I just haven’t woke up yet.
Did I wake you badly?
I woke up, but my head is still asleep.
“Blynn, what’s up to you next time?”? to
xxx(02:15:24 30/08/2008)
Dary
xxx(02:15:26 30/08/2008)
here here?
xxx(02:15:45 30/08/2008)
Listen... Throw me a basket... Or I fucked my own somewhere...
xxx(02:15:47 30/08/2008)
= = (
I sit so beautiful, in front of the basement, I answer the bell.
I don’t know how it was, but I wanted to sneeze very much.
I hardly suppress that desire.
Trapped in the last question. The treatment scheme had to be described.
"Now, and what will you argue in favour of this decision?"
And here I sneeze. This is why my white coat is shattered. Under the coat - a maid with a very large cut. (Cut out my 85C)
Prepod: "This is not an argument!"
I figured where the world goes.
WOW: What about CHO?
xxx: my sister offered to help tie the ropes, so she jumped away from me in the corridor with screams "unexpectedly, David Blane" O_o
He really jumped from me in the direction of the kitchen, high and dumb! My father started x_x
Well, a normal sister, advanced :D
Oh, given that she is nine months pregnant, she started fighting and I was going to take her to the nursery. All the way she stood, then roared and asked, “Where do you take me, demon?” and when she saw the doctors at the entrance of the nursery, she said, “Here are these guys!”
O_o O_o O_o O_o O_o O_o
Since I was a child, I have been used to living in Sparta.
When I was a child, I was thrown off the rock.