After Putin’s trip to Kalina, we, citizens of Ukraine, are waiting for our President V.F. Yanukovych will repeat this action and will drive on the yellow "Zaporozhce" from Kiev to somewhere there Lviv

This summer, I had twenty-two babies.
yyy: Bro, I'm afraid to upset you, but it wasn't the trip.

Matilda: I thought it was humiliating for a guy to be regretted! Usually everybody is upset – just don’t regret me!
That’s what the puppets say! Everyone wants to cling to a woman’s chest and that they’d be swallowed on their heads!
Max: in the head

XXX is
I have to go to work, but first I have to go to school.
YYYY
Everywhere, who is the secret?
XXX is
No to. Designer of furniture
YYYY
The RG)))
XXX is
this is one of the options for answering the question "and who will you work after the philosophical?"

She painted her hair, made a new hairstyle... And as it went - a pimple. I think, what will happen if it is set on fire, maybe it passes? Here I am sitting almost without eyelids, with a burnt eyelid and a red, swollen eye in the entrance, smoking...And here from the neighboring apartment the sound of the TV, and the pain familiar voice: “Only our man...”

On the beach in columns:
A girl was lost in a green hat with a cake.
Repeated in a few minutes.
After a while:
The girl found.
Everyone was delighted, they stumbled
In a few minutes:
Come and take the girl!

Paranoidandroid: with honey?
Paranoidandroid: These are vegetables, not bees. There is hardly anything eaten in them.
PaulKaz: rather blind
You are blind!

When do we choose our wedding rings?
Isn’t it too early? Maybe I will change my mind :)
You will have a golden tooth.
What other tooth?
Which I will beat you out!

I want a 600th Mercedes.
True money is only enough for seven.
The Baltic Sea (

XXX: Sweet to you
xxx: again
XXX: Sows are hardly sweet
XXX: If you put on sugar

YuJin: yesterday bought cigarettes with powerful black inscriptions, delighted with the inscription: "Smoking can cause a long and painful death."
YuJin: Fuck, they are still there Mwahaha! I forgot to write.

I can say for 8 minutes that I love you crazyly.
YYY: I can more
XXX: Yes I can forever
YYY: The PVP?

Parks: Well, all... we came... I write a letter to gender... and only then it turns out that there are smiley everywhere.
Parks: now called, said he is waiting for me tomorrow with a smile on his face to discuss my spelling.

The Stalker:
Was she a coward?
The Gold:
Yes, simply, these Chinese began to make labels on the other side, and now on the machine you put them on the back on the pear, right?! to
The Gold:
In the summer you would go swim and think that they are all squeezing, for respect you pull the stomach... and people think - well guy... put on the pants and goes to us to swim!

C to employment.
It requires an IT engineer, responsibilities: knowledge of the basic components of the computer, installation of Windows, the ability to strike nails.

The case was long ago. When I was in 9-10 classes, I went to the woods with friends on rollers. In one two-day game, after 1 day of play, they drank a beer and became boring. The forest was divided into two parts by a road. They went to the road, built a hangover, hanged the guy on his shoulders, threw a coat, grimped, a loop on his neck, and themselves in green coats in bushes. The time is about 23-30, the stopper passing 99, the man and the guide come out to the hanging. Arriving begins looking into his face, and the body lifts his head, opens his eyes and gives a loud "BУУУУУУУУУ", who stood and crumbled into unconsciousness, after 15 minutes hesitated, looked around without finding anyone and flew away with a whisper =)))

fade2black: I look at the ads about the apartment

Mythology : and?

fade2black: clean parade, parking, home phone, neighbors dead.

I mean ? ?

fade2black: good neighbors

A good neighbor is a dead neighbor.

Gennady Malakhov for failure to appear on the filming site, under the contract, threatens a fine in the amount of 1.5 to 2 million. The rub.

Stay on! He will not return again! God give him health.

Survey on the forum
"Your highest achievement"
The answer:
got married
Born a son
Released Counter Strike
I stopped beating people.)

A friend said:
We get stuck at work, a new system of reporting is introduced to us - "The Galaxy" is called. It was decided who would be the head of the galaxy from our department! In short, Darth Vader appointed Sanitch, and I became the head of building the Death Star! :D