xxx: Now is not the 15th century: you can not ride around the world, put your flag and say "we have occupied this territory"

yyy: Exceptions are places with oil.

Zzz: And with the monuments of Lenin.
And you lay the flags "the Lenin gave us", "the Stalin gave us", "the Khrushchev gave us".
Now the 21st century. So can...

Dear friend, let’s give up:
The bus is seen far away.
No - official
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Swimming in the morning snow
Dear friend, let’s give up:
The bus is seen far away.

Client with the name "Papige". The employee runs around the office and roars. The boss is tired of it, he says -"normal surname, what is funny, calm down already". The answer is "Yes, there are also... better".

In a normal organization, the working day begins noticeably earlier than any of the employees may need. For example, if the store opens at 8 a.m., the staff will arrive at 7:30 a.m. Therefore, delays within 15 minutes have no effect at all. Regular delays are fined so that it does not enter the system, the rest does not care anyone.
In a normal organization there is an excess of personnel, taking into account holidays, holidays and hospitals (an average of 10 weeks out of 52 people are not working, i.e. The staff should be increased by 25%, now we have a department of 4 replacement workers and their chief, so the chief of the department leaves with the subordinate for a month or two a year, the rest of the time someone replaces in the post).
The excess of personnel also determines interchangeability. If someone goes out to eat, smoke or go to the toilet, it does not affect production. But if someone is constantly out - in the collective they will not love him.
Of course there are strange personalities everywhere that don’t work at all. But here they just go to work 30 minutes before the start, so that no one notices an extra time. Send them to the general personally if necessary. And they do not smoke.

Most of the female fate is broken by the underestimation of other women.

Max is a professional shepherd of high-mountain flocks of sheep. It is uncomfortable to say that he is just a dog. He is one of those of whom it is said that there is no village without a righteous man. It is enough to see him in one eye to understand that we are equal, if you yourself are worthy.

But the dog, as you know, is a dog... A heart-hearted special forcesman, himself retired, took the old man to his homeland - in a quiet suburb of Moscow. And he found a job – caring for children. The task is generally the same - let them do whatever they want and wherever they want, only not to get upset and lost. So that nothing evil comes from the outside. One day stuck. Very skilled was handed over to the police.

Every old woman has a disorder. While accompanying this childhood fig in a long journey, Max finally saw the real STADO. Two hundred horns. I looked at the horizon with a far-sighted eye, and saw a fresh grass on its edge. With a terrible laughter, angry attacks quickly built a flock. He pushed him to a bright future. Behind, complaining of the mother, the shepherd long cried.

Bears who meet people believe that people live on trees.

I once in my childhood dreamed of a dream: on a huge table a bunch of candy and I pick up, I think, "Wake up, eat." I wake up, empty hands in the clutches and the first thought: "I had to eat in my sleep" So sad (

What if I have already joined and he hasn’t played yet?
and call! I will come. We break the couch, repair it and break it again! And he...? He will play that way.

A Greek hotel village on the shore. Around, not counting the shopping malls, only hotels, populated, mostly, by Russians, Ukrainians, Germans, and Greeks. Early morning. Silence, because everyone sleeps after night bars and walks. The silence before dawn is suddenly cut by the song of the muezzin, calling for the morning prayer.
I respect the religion of others. I always respect and understand the needs of other people to perform religious rituals. and honestly.
But on the early morning of the weekend, I thought that this was the way religious wars could begin. I don’t think anywhere in a deaf Islamic village anyone would be happy if I started ringing the bell in the early morning... :)

here here :
My daughter and I came to a friend, she has a cat of the species of Sphinx. The daughter looked at this bald miracle for a long time, and suddenly she whispered: “Mom, who is this?”
I say:"This is a cat" The following question killed me:
- "Why is it so bad?"

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Next time you talk about something little-known, this is a quote from the series "Friends"

"Now enough, enough to destroy my ideal world, where you are princesses, and not a herd of wild orcs under a horse stimulant."- Those who are solidary with this speaker - one does not rule out the other) The princesses crack, very love sex, sometimes tough and vicious, and also like to get them made tea and read poems out loud. A woman can be a prostitute in bed, a queen in guests and a mistress in the kitchen; the main thing is, as in an ancient anecdote, not to confuse everything.)

C is picaboo. A little about the Russians.

I stopped sleeping on the night of September 29 in the car between Vladimir and Ivanovo, cut the rubber with a knife and stood nearby, waiting for me to get out. He left on the edge.

Conduct of cars at high speeds:

xxx> After 247 everything is aligned, no whispering... flight is normal.

yyy>If only the cardiogram didn’t align ))))

xxx:"I’ve always been frightened by the esophagus is that he can suddenly bend himself to the side and break his arm or leg";
yyy:"A passage from the film “Iron Man 2”"
zzz:"In this context, the word “paragraph” is somewhat scary..."
from Habr

A person can function normally if the blood through the vessels will go not with pushes, but with a continuous flow. This was proved by doctors of American Craig Lewis, who died of a heart disease - his life could not save even an electronic cardiac stimulator. As a result, the patient's heart was removed, but connected to a different type of device that helps blood circulate continuously throughout his body. Lewis lived for five weeks literally without a pulse, and his ECG had a straight line all that time. The cause of his death was liver failure due to amyloidosis, which was not associated with the implanted apparatus.

Admission to Tender:
"Fecal pumps - 9 pieces
Area of Application: Street Fountains"

N: We sit with our loved one in the sushi bar, laying out the menu. We got to the alcoholic drinks, then there was a funny dialogue:
- Oh, we still lacked alcohol, one cocktail and I will take you right here on the table.
The waitress!

To your shit:
Why do people suck in elevators?
anti_spam_bot: because it is very scary
(Cited on 16 September 2007)