Bad programmer John made a code error, which forced each user to spend an average of 15 minutes searching for a solution. There were 10 million users. 150 million minutes are wasted = 2.5 million hours. If a person sleeps 8 hours a day, then he has 16 hours left for conscious activity. That is, John destroyed 156250 man-days ≈ 427.8 man-years. The average man lives 64 years, meaning John killed approximately six hundred and sixty-eight people.



How do you sleep, John, a serial programmer?

Mikhail Glushko: And you can also produce smart belts, smart collars, smart butterflies and smart collars!
Allow yourself to grasp: Whatever they invent, only smart people do not.

How do you feel about friendly sex?
Sorry, but I am not like that.
I am not a taxi driver.

Girls are divided into smart and beautiful. The smart ones walk in the winter in a hat to not freeze their brains, and the beautiful ones without a hat to not spoil their hair.

Now it is warm, irrelevant. Better so: the smart go with a backpack, because there comes a notebook and a pair of A4 folders, and the beautiful - with a tiny bag, so as not to wash off the turn on the dress.

Are you smart or beautiful?

Wow: I am beautiful, but taught by bitter experience to cut under the smart ;)

It sounds more like a joke, but what is, that is.
His son in 9th grade has a new subject - "Career". He will be a great expert in this matter. The worker.

Location: The Night Street
Actors: xxx and yyy - two people with seeds, www and zzz - extremely fun passers on the other side of the street.

WWW: The kids! How many times?
XXX without fifteen.
Www: Spy by Spy!
ZZZ: What is the number?
YYY: The 6th of September.
(zzz and www with laughter go away)
Yyy (dark) – Travellers in Time.

I am from Chechnya.

From the Czech Republic?

No, the city of Chekhov.

The city of the Czechs is Prague.

We walked with you under the moon for two weeks. We finally got married to you.

Everything is relative: any martyr knows about the jungle more than any academic.

It sounds more like a joke, but what is, that is. The grims of our lives.
My son in the 9th grade has a new subject - "Career". You will be a great specialist in this matter, a worker.

Russia won four golds at the International Physics Olympiad in Zurich. No one offered money or white BMWs. Not even noticed.

The girl put one star on Ali and wrote a negative review that she paid $81 for the product but never received anything.

The Chinese seller replied, “My dear, I forgive you for lying.

Hits on the first slang of the Russian language are not characteristic

Mom, Dad, Daughter and Kesha.

I watched all the ghosts.
In the third part, Phantom introduces a tax on existence for the rich.

You are so missing in today’s Russia.

When you say hello, you wish a person health, and when you say goodbye, you ask forgiveness. It feels like nothing good is happening between these events.

to this:

Have you ever seen the astronomical designation of the Earth? Smart people have long put a cross on this planet.

Mars ♂ says to Venus ♀ Come on a date on Earth ♁.
Venus ♀: You are what, ♂ Doing love at the cemetery ♁

<lute> Have you ever seen the astronomical designation of the Earth? Smart people have long put a cross on this planet.

8 hours of sleep goes to sleep.
YYY: I would say all the dream goes to sleep.

I got an account from MGTS, at the end of the letter - advertising:
"We will soon be scaling up the entire Internet!"

I thought...

Stay to! The satellites do not float.

So the vacuum is there space, emptiness. Heat up to 100,000. Degrees, it can’t melt anything, because nothing.

PS A joke if you don’t understand it. But not so far from the truth.

A vacuum, yes, but not completely empty. There was even a fun topic at one time - when the Mir station was engaged in the synthesis of semiconductors, it turned out that there was no such vacuum on board. There was even a project - to drag a umbrella behind the station (so that this vacuum would be opened). So the satellites, though slowly, but warm up. Just at this temperature and density it is believed that it is no longer plasma - but ionizing radiation called solar wind. And it is not only in orbit, some components of the solar wind specifically deep (up to a few kilometers) under the ground are caught - neutrinos astronomy is called. In general, how not to hide - but the sun will get you everywhere with its crown and will be meatly roasted :)