06.09.2010 22:33:12, SMSM
Putin promulgates the law
In Moscow, you can travel only on kalin.
all
For 5 years, there will be no shutdown, lighting can be taken.
when the caline becomes a lot, you can issue the supplement, say only on the yellow calines.
YYY: They’re running clutches already, let’s write without them?
xxx to go)
XXX is (
XXX: I didn’t even notice
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Tagged: fucking
xxx: ahahah
We are in captivity.
yyyy : ((
We have a great man at work, he rattles the driver. In general, he wanted to go on vacation, the simple way he did not go and instead of a statement wrote "chelobitny"... We cried all the office a week.
(Punction and spelling are preserved, the name of the director has only been put into XX)
The Almighty Commander
Heavenly Investment Office
Botanical XX
From the hologram of horseback rides
Celebrated
Oh, you are red sunshine, XXX light XXX! I thank you, my brother, for your care and the good of others! Shlet a tribute to you for transportation and other important assignments of Vank. And asks to give free about 5 days of workers, in order to expose the overseas land, Rumania called... Contrary to evil insinuations and all other ridicules, I decline to be like a lamb, not to frighten the inhabitants of there and others to make disgrace, so as not to shame our office of Heavenly and your name of light... May the all-powerful ruler descend upon you grace beyond earth, prosperity of the unseen horrors of yours and a lot of gold in your closets. I hope in you and I trust...
The boss without blinking the eye signed, then walked 2 days with a smile at 32 teeth)))
Status in ASK:
I went to church today for the first time in my life, it was so lovely! People go to church!! to
My sister borrowed.
Closed to her in a note, dug up in a bunch of sludge the series she was going to watch, cut off the sludge in previous series, and renamed the last to the first, the last to the second, etc.
Let me enjoy it)
A sadistic...
Scientists have proposed to treat alkyas with LSD. Can you imagine how much alcoholics will change? It fits like this next to the barrel: "Hear the guy, give a coin. We need to feed."
This morning, the Tu-154 flight from Yakutia to Moscow made an emergency landing in the Republic of Komi. The crew is in shock, and some passengers have already gone to collect mushrooms.
PaulKaz: When there are two options: to sit and wait for the plane to arrive or to walk in the forest, then I am the second.
Metronome: At the first, the boat mechanic has already stumbled...
Nikolai Pryanishnikov, President of Microsoft in Russia is at the end of his life cycle.
big_gun_no_1
The main thing is that the Chinese do not enter the game, or Apple will have to remove the skin from the apple. Without a drug.
blackraven_pnd
Yes to? Why didn’t the Chinese get involved? Did Apple remove the skin?
Do not laugh my shoes. An iPhone with two SIMs and a TV is, you know, not ah!
And the Chinese iPad will be with four sims, a video magnetophone with VIEYCES cassettes and a radio receiver "Aurora"
There is nothing better than a wifi without a password from a neighbor.
<Nothing2hide> Do not forget. If in the process of haircuting you look in the mirror and the hair you see, you will like it, put on the blade and naked off. What you’ll get out of, you might like much less.
<Grey> *rofl* You were again unsuccessfully cut?
<Nothing2hide> Yes and :(
XHH: I am on the train. Eat conserved calamar. The inscription on the bank: "Calmar decapitated. in my own juice"
Do Kalmar still have the death penalty?
I want to eat.
yyy: all you need is a float
YYY: Here is the do-do...
ZoozooZ: The only note on my 13-year-old brother’s phone: “You could have become a ants.”
and Svetlana:
Yes, so cold))))))) after the wedding of a girlfriend
by Alexander:
Did you catch the bucket? 😉
and Svetlana:
We were protected.
xxx: interesting to deal with people in the same room whose minute earnings are equal to your monthly earnings
Are you in a room with prostitutes?
XXX: Now, he says, we are running out in the fresh air! He opened the window and started playing a counter strike... no idiot, right?
I ordered hosting for six months, it only took 180 days. What a fist?
xxx: The horror got into the fresh-washed 30 litre canister and refuses to get out at all! For the teeth on the beam clinged-stick inside does not want to go out, stunned! He’ll come out of course, but I’m afraid he won’t let me sleep at night!) What to do?
yyy: For more convenient removal of crocs from closed containers, use water. Horses are lighter than water and are pushed out by it.
Magazine " The Japanese Housewife"
The Slovaks fucked us - in the last minute of the match, a footballer with the name Pechalka is replaced. Thus I see the headlines of newspapers - "Russian national team"...