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[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №117948
 01.09.2015
Night service in the office.

I went straight through the corridor and crashed into the iron box of the storage chambers, which stands near the entrance to the household goods.
It is dark and there is a lot of noise.
The corridor is fully illuminated, I just walked and just crashed.
I still constantly knock my shoulder at the door to my own room, where I have been living for 5 years.
I have lived in my room somewhere since 98 years, and in an apartment from birth, but I still crash sometimes in everything in a row)))
Zzzz: Gather an army like you
Zzzz: You will destroy anyone.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №117947
 01.09.2015
Every citizen constantly feels the caring hand of the native state in his pocket.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №117946
 01.09.2015
What is more, the fingers on the legs or the hair on the head? Philip was asked by a neurologist as a test for intellectual development.
Phil was silent. The time went. The neurologist shrugged his head. I tracked the direction of my child’s gaze – he was looking at the head of a neurologist. He was absolutely bald.

[ + 32 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №117945
 01.09.2015
Why did Noah not kill the mosquitoes?

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №117944
 01.09.2015
XXX: What do you like?
yyy: Multics, meat, rain, hugs, shining things in the dark and when someone eats what I’m cooking
xxx:
xxx: is this kind of "choose more"?

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №117943
 01.09.2015
Eat this soft French arsenic to drink poison

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №117942
 01.09.2015
The winter is near. I moved the puppy. God came in.
You look very pessimistic at the weather.
I am pessimistic about the weights. The weather is OK.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №117941
 01.09.2015
From the radio forum:
1st :
Hi everyone help weakness with ounces joined by the scheme at the first launch all worked from the vegetarian power unit on the shoulders of 19w but gave the power of the whistle on the pain immediately heated the transistor KT814 and burned changed heated he radiator as a tile and the sound began to distort and rub all tried interpaated the outputs checked only when on the 708 edge you send the signal on 6 output all normal and some of the circuit is not affected
2nd :
Aftar nichreina nipanyatna written with spelled points with a balchey of letters without hyapak and remember the title of the topic.

[ + 24 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №117940
 01.09.2015
Cause for calling an ambulance: the child was bitten by... a carpenter!

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №117939
 01.09.2015
We have strange people. Even on this site.
One will write that he is foolish, does not understand the words in the songs and screws in his nose with a screwdriver, at once hundreds of thousands of people will be found who will write, and this is a shit, I am even more foolish.
The second will write that he knows the ten signs of Pi, so again everyone writes that they knew it at the age of three.
and etc.
Are they all the same people? Do we love the herd?

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №117938
 01.09.2015

Tagged with 20:41
What will you come in tomorrow?
by Rihanna 20:42
In Desperation
Tagged with 20:42
Fuck, and I am hopeless.
I thought in the same way.

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