Gideon: About the drinking.
Mr. Tomsk in the nineties. The company of men quays in the house, suddenly, as it happens, the drinking ends, the owner - in the barracks, a hat on the head, on the neck instead of a shell - a huge Siberian cat. Some man noticed the subject and wanted to remove the hat from him, grabbed the hat, but then a cat grabbed him! And so he grabbed that he pulled the tendons out of his wrist. The gopnik from pain and horror fell immediately, and the civilians turned him into a lie. The cat became a hero, about him in the newspaper even after that.

Wake up Gram-Nazi: I didn't stand, stocked once with a marker and in the middle of the day finally wrote another letter "C" on an outdoor advertisement of some kind of complacency - "Compromise (!) was found! An illiterate advertisement mocked my brain for six months, and with my signature it was removed the next day! Where is justice, Camden?? to

When you hear the phrase "your call is important to us", it becomes clear that you will have to wait a long time. But Volgogradgorgaz came up with a way not to force the subscriber to wait. They invented a new ending of the phrase:
Your call is very important to us, but all the operators are busy, so call back later. And the operator is one, and the waiting time in line is zero. This is Gazprom’s know-how.

On what account will Libya finally get to the Americans that they are doing something wrong?

Where did you serve?
Not far from Paris.
Oh you are! And where specifically?
In Chelyabinsk.
Figo is not far away.
Well I don’t know, the rotty said that the flight time is 12 minutes...)))

A lot of bureaucracy at work.
I went out of vacation and I think...and I need to write a statement about leaving?! to

The toilet theme.
Everything happens, but usually the bush can be found. Are you stuck or stuck in the elevator? They can be dealt with by quite legal methods. There are cameras in the elevators. And in the end, the lover dropped very quickly. He chose the voluntary cleaning of all the elevators.

But what is really angry is the owners of small dogs. This piece is cut only on the trail or on the sidewalk. It just doesn’t go into the grass. Half of the road is mined. The owners are pretty decent people. However, the most cultural response to the comment I’ve ever heard – "Is it hard to get around?" O_O...
In the dark I walk with the light.)

xxx: I don’t understand how you imagine the Ukrainian day? - stood up, zigzagged Banderas, ate a Russian-speaking baby, washed his blood, went to Cresthatik to sweep the "Moskala" on a mouthpiece, hated Russian, taught dissenters, ate a baby, and went to bed? You have your brains shaken with all the hernia, frankly
Turn to

YYY: Yes, I think when you’re working, you’re having time with such a tight schedule...

The summer was almost over, but in the last second Jennifer Lawrence saved him.

xxx: Do you have such a poor vocabulary... do you only read the refresher in the toilet?

My mother treats me and my sister like flies. Even the phrases are the same: "Do not chew", "Again on your feet you carry shit from the street", "I will kill you".

In the village of my grandmother (B, 90 years old):
B: Eat the vineyard.
“Thank you grandmother!
B: That kind of acid!

Tell the story to the end.

Steve Jobs only drove Mercedes-Benz SL 55 AMG cars, with no number marks. The fact is that according to California laws, the installation of numbers is given a full six months. Jobs signed a contract with one car show, according to which every six months he took a new SL 55, and the old returned. The advantage of the car show was that the car that was run by Jobs could be sold more expensive than a new one.
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Jobs didn’t put the number mark on the car because he didn’t like the font on it.

to this:
Well, Stephen King is a cool guy, even his simple stories
It causes tremors. IMHO if he intends to write a borst recipe or
seeds under the shirt - will get a thriller, gesture and shirt
Especially considering that he is dead.
— — —
What are you guys? King is still alive and still writing.

The Stranger:
))) flag "we Russians with us god" Chinese sell for 10 US dollars
The 21st century is unambiguously

It turned out that it was I who had to drag a street single-eyed cat, attributed to the barber, to the veterinarian, so that he could sew his broken eyelid. I take the poor man after the operation: - Doctor, and why is Vasipop green - did you sew his eye? The doctor was not upset: Well, I cut off his eggs at the same time! I was quiet, in panic: - Doctor, the eggs were not ordered, how will he live now? Doctor: - Well, he won't walk - he won't get on his head, not reverse to sew them! Then he thought a little more and said dangerously, "The main thing is that your barbers don't cut anything off myself.

> As our lecturer in physics said in the 2nd grade: "Do not try to understand the Theory of Relativity, I do not understand it." By the way, a doctor of science.

One time the English astronomer Arthur Edington was asked, “Sir, are you one of three people in the world who understands Einstein’s theory of relativity?” There was an uncomfortable silence — the scientist clearly had trouble answering. Then the questioner hurried to correct the situation:
Maybe I said something wrong? I, apparently, sir, should have guessed that you, sir, in spite of all your modesty, would consider my question somewhat unstable. In that case, sir, let me...
“Nothing... nothing...” Edington interrupted him gently. I was just thinking, trying to remember who the third was.

4en4uk: The new Google Chrome is so smart that when you try to download anything for free - automatically translates the page into Hebrew - for user convenience.

I found a scream in the soul of a student.
I have a dream: I fall asleep on August 31, I wake up, and I go outside the window on June 1.
Immediately before his eyes comes an accident and a 9-month coma.

GM to release car for careless drivers
Wow: late, Belaz has been released a long time ago)))))))