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[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №9490
 03.09.2008
On the way to college, I met a couple of strangers ready. Passing by me: black coats, black robes under coats, leather boots, leather hats, dark glasses, a face with a continuous pathos, - one without changing the expression of the face says to the other through the teeth:
It is hot, p.! to

shaitan1ch

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №9489
 03.09.2008
Sharok (22:53:08 1/09/2008)
The Wife!
Damn (22:53:13 1/09/2008)
Yes to?
Sharok (22:53:17 1/09/2008)
) is
Sharok (22:53:40 1/09/2008)
The marital duty.
Damn (22:53:45 1/09/2008)
Yes Yes
Damn (22:53:46 1/09/2008)
I begins
Sharok (22:53:49 1/09/2008)
and ?
Damn (22:54:01 1/09/2008)
Again the crap was fed money is not again the grandmothers went the children are not fed and he is bleeding
Sharok (22:54:19 1/09/2008)
I finished smoking.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №9488
 03.09.2008
I work as a teacher.
I saw a new group today. I have a student, Sisi. Here I imagine, he stands up at the lesson and appears to be: yai Sisko.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №9487
 03.09.2008
The Observer
Maybe by day.

Melfea
What shall we do?

The Observer
Surprised

The Observer
I will please you.

Melfea
How about your parents?

The Observer
They will not

Melfea
and)))

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №9486
 03.09.2008
I have a friend who has a very hard-minded mind, and called her cat "letters." When I met her (I didn’t know the cat’s name), she pleasedly said to me:
I barbed my hair today.
I am standing in a shower looking at her, she apparently does not catch what was said, minutes two of silence and reports:
That’s how the cat’s called... you guys are all men.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №9485
 03.09.2008
A friend told about the adventures of his relative in one of the banks of Moscow. She wanted to know if there is a branch of this bank in Tatarstan. This is the dialogue:
I would like to know if your bank has a branch in Tatarstan.
Sorry, our bank has offices only in Russia.
Yes, it is Russia. The city of Kazan...
Aunt at the Bank: Kazan? I repeat, only in Russia.
There is the river Volga.
Aunt in the Bank: Volga? The MMM?
Well yes Volga. It still falls into the Caspian Sea.
With these words she left, leaving the bank in shock.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №9484
 03.09.2008
The Prime Minister of Russia saved the filming group of the “Vesti” program from an imminent death by firing a tiger who fell into the trap and tried to get rid of it. Vladimir Putin fired a shot from a device for remote immobilization of animals and hit her in the shoulder. When the animal fell asleep, the prime minister put a GPS collar on it and together with scientists measured the length of the tiger from tail to nose.

Why GPS and not Glonass?
- portable collar glonass has two handles on both sides of the body for transportation by personnel in the amount of four people. If you put it on an animal, you will always know where it is. where you wore your necklace.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №9483
 03.09.2008
I sit down with a guy drinking coffee. I am in a white shirt. At the parade, I said so. The Grandmother (B) is here:
Take off the shirt or drop a tomato.
Where do you see tomatoes?? to
b) Take it so.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №9482
 03.09.2008
Fuck, yesterday I drank with friends, sat down, then yes... I go home shortly, I decided to wash and wash my hands... Parallelly I talk with my tongue on my cell phone... Okay, I go to the bathroom, I turn on the water and my hands... In a few seconds I look at the soap and I am sharply sober: the soap is quietly lying in the soap machine. I have a phone in my hand, fucking. It is wet ?

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №9481
 03.09.2008
I bought a cat.
Colonel: Oh it is great!! to
Slavian: I can’t find it now))

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №9480
 03.09.2008
I extend a greeting to all the pedestrian drivers from Yoshkar-Ola, who turn on the turbine either during the turn or after. Explain how you include it in all???? to

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №9479
 03.09.2008
QuitePlace: You know what’s going on: I usually get up from the oven, put on a shirt and drink a glass of Stalin. Then I take my grandfather’s AK47 and go kill a bear for breakfast. But my bloodthirsty Russian soul demands, just insists on infants and virgins! You, the Civilized Georgian People, do not understand us.

(c) agel, 01.09.2008 at 15.24 am

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №9478
 03.09.2008
About the Rolling Stones (from ZH):
With the execution, indeed, there was some hint, because we, the Druids, did not allow religion to kill, and the king was innate humanism.
Call the cat! You must have a catch! We have insisted.
“We have no catch,” his majesty rejected.
And where is he?
“They were executed,” the king embarrassed."


[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №9477
 03.09.2008
Are you going to the building door?? to
Uhryab: at 17-15 exit and Kerama to how long does it work?
Artemei: up to 19-00
Artemei: Take me the enrichment blush, plz
It is :???? Do you not buy the Crown of Eternal Money from Leprecon? $500 a week is not a joke.
The Sword of Force – +2 to attack? What is Bruce’s Enrichment?? to
Artemei: ))))))))))))))))) to cover the thick walls to the door

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №9476
 03.09.2008
Cunctator
I listen to Squirrel Nut Zippers.
This is hell, guys!

Primary
I don’t listen to Squirrel Nut Zippers.
This is paradise, guys!

Wipo
I listen to Hamster Coco Rarrers. This is overwhelming, guys!

Primary
I listen to "The Factory" on Music TV...
What do you know about hell, guys?

[ + 37 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №9475
 03.09.2008
I talked to a girl on Skype, and I remembered what Alla told me.
After some drinking, she stayed with a man and his grandmother to sleep. Before this drunk, they didn’t know each other. And in the neighboring room, fuck it, hole, it’s not a good thing.
And you can hear how, in the paroxysm of passion, the grandmother began to mourn in a foreign way: "Fact! by Faq! Fact Fact Fact Fact Fact
The man thought and thought in silence, but as well in support shouts: "Shit! The shirt! Shit shit shit shit shit!"
And all, notice yourself, in the tact of whispering and desire.
I honestly know how Alla survived. I would die of laughter.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №9474
 03.09.2008
I am standing at a crossroads, in the booth is a haishnik sitting.Nisani comes out of the railway and crosses the double. The mint comes out of the bucket and tries to stop the niche, but the green grows and the niche breaks down and leaves, the mint sadly goes into the bucket. Further on the other side stops the dwarf and waits for the green to burn to unfold. Here comes out a haishnik with a proud view and a rod shows what he would have come to him, and a pick-up passes by. The pickup brakes and does not get out of the car, the jiggle stands and does not move when he realizes that it is whispering to him, knocked forward to rebuild, the mint with a proud look turned, and the jiggle broke from place. Mint with a fainting view looks at the pickup, which I don’t think long, also leaves. The bad day has begun!!! to

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №9473
 03.09.2008
So few quotes in the morning? Are you sleeping at night?

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №9472
 03.09.2008
Georgia (self-named Sakartvelo) is an Asian country. The border between Europe and Asia runs along the Great Caucasus. Turkey, which in NATO since 1952 membership in the European Union does not shine, and the Georgians what suddenly?

by john11
Turkey does not own the technique of a deep mine without a condom, and there is nothing that shines on it.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №9471
 03.09.2008
entered the group "city satellites of the nuclear power plant", had the strength to read only one message:
Ruslan Ma3aXaKa Tautanov wrote
31 August 2008 at 3:26
Are you here too, Sanji? Near my house a seven-meter cockroach ran through the current that meet him.

:D

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