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[ + 57 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №53123
 10.09.2011
I was prescribed both rectal and vaginal suppositories.
I now feel like I’m candelabru every night (

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №53122
 10.09.2011
xxx: Once, I remember, there was such a difficult game in the dot that I had to connect the mouse instead of the touchpad.

[ + 57 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №53121
 10.09.2011
The law on the ban of computer games.

Act on the protection of children from information harmful to their development. Stop the media at all. The word on the fence also traumatizes the psyche.

Banned the fence!

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №53120
 10.09.2011
The court sentenced the major of the reserve of the unit N6890 Igor Matveev, who posted on the Internet video, where he said that the soldiers in his part were fed dog conserve, to four years in prison for beating two soldiers. I. Matveev was convicted for several times hitting the face of a drug dealer detained for drug trafficking, during a “educational conversation.” He also struck a younger sergeant on duty at the CPP, who refused to release the praporshchik, when Major I. Matveev demanded to show the place where the drug dealer was detained.

Horses seem to hint.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №53119
 10.09.2011
I call the tech support provider, the internet fell again. At the end of the cable they answer:
- Hello, technical problems... oh, technical support is listening.

[ + 58 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №53118
 10.09.2011
Review of Apple iPhone 4 32

Disadvantages of 1. The price.
I have a friend for 41 t. I bought VAZ 2107 2001. State as new.
2nd You are constantly shaking for him - recently a annoying scratch planted near the camera, was very upset, even drank a pill.
Three It feels like he will eventually be taken away from me. People look at me like that. Be somewhere in Leningrad at night will be taken away. Life has become scary now. Although I am in the car and there is a bubble with pepper, and trauma... and friends athletes
4 is When you hold the boundaries of today's technology, the happiness of life disappears - I know that no phone is cooler and how it's boring.

[ + 61 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №53117
 10.09.2011
Well, all the ways are good, suddenly really helps.

Olga Zelenková a.k.a. Zel...

I love you crazy! I will be the most gentle, caring and attentive! You know! Give it a chance, love is worth it.

To all the foolish, head-turning, love! Be sure to be happy!

Gecktor V.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №53116
 10.09.2011
1: Today ordered money from the buch for a business trip.In the statement instead of the sum of N thousand rubles wrote N thousand gold. It’s time to put on toys...
2: It is OK. I just recently on a page in place "reason for a trip" wrote "send".

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №53115
 10.09.2011
Sir, let me shake the smoke of your estate?

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №53114
 10.09.2011
From the program discussion:

YYY: there is glucose: after every 10 starts, try again
XXX: 7 holes like that
Yes, there are a lot of holes...
XXX: Gauno algorithm
YYY: Fuck, let’s be clear, I thought it was some kind of mathematician))))
YYY: I’ve gotten tired.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №53113
 10.09.2011
ROLLTON: The Food of the Gods
YYY: The Underground World

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №53112
 10.09.2011
XXX: Lukashenko - shit Robin Good... says: "In private enterprises, the surplus profit will be seized in favor of the state. They must understand - the state has a difficult period."

YYY: translation: we managed Figo, and you will be paid, Olof Adinadin

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №53111
 09.09.2011
Do you know what money would a refrigerator that locks itself after 6 p.m. sell for? It is not for that people make money. No to Tom!
YYY: No... how much money could be earned on their repairs...

[ + 106 - ] Comment quote №53110
 09.09.2011
Announced by:
Humble and cheerful cat Timothy.
The course is 1.5 months.
- full-wheel drive, with anti-blowing system "Tiger's Claw",
- built-in loudspeaker with increased volume,
- the volume of the gas tank - no more than a finger.
Not beaten (not for anything)
Not so colored (and so beautiful)
- environmentally friendly (no harmful emissions to the atmosphere - all in the pot)


[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №53109
 09.09.2011
I read a story about rap. On the last page of the book, when the root has already been removed, I notice the huge carrots on the next bed. About myself - "here are the rats, already the setting for the second part is being prepared.".

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №53108
 09.09.2011
From the Hubble comments to the post about the new official client of ICQ:
The IM client now has the same system requirements as Half-Life 2.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №53107
 09.09.2011
I was informed here that Kasper - a good ghost got into the movie through the bed. Prior to his acting career, he was simpler.

[ + 51 - ] [19 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №53106
 09.09.2011
I bought my wife an Apple MacBook Pro.
Well, now a year you can tear off the socks and suck in the shell.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №53105
 09.09.2011
... how many separations of wonderful prepares us "not in that window..".

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №53104
 09.09.2011
It was a joke that made me think about a lot.

In Frankfurt, 16 trams crashed, and the operator of this carrier called 11 taxis, which took all the passengers at the stop... And then I thought of Russia...

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